AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#839    (1 up, 0 down)

<Kermit> miss piggy is a cheap slut she cheated on me

#838    (2 up, 0 down)

<Anthony> ok guys
<Anthony> I'm off to bed
<Anthony> enjoy your evenings
<Anderson> later
<DK745> what's that? you're off to watch matlock?
<Anderson> what's wrong with that?

#836    (1 up, 0 down)

<Br26> 70. Survivor - Eye of the
<Br26> !@!@!
<Anderson> good song
<DK745> biar only likes it because it's from the 80s and it's a song he actually knows
<Br26> really dk
<Br26> gee golly
<Br26> no one could have guessed that

#835    (1 up, 0 down)

<_220> if I were a child i'd try to get molested

#834    (0 up, 0 down)

<Feenix> look at me! i write zelda fanfiction!
* Feenix is so cool!

#833    (1 up, 0 down)

<Mike> I called in sick at work today and got my eyebrows waxed. I hope noone notices

#832    (3 up, 0 down)

<sparkles> eating a can of frosting isn't as good as i was led to believe
<Kerm> sparkles you are often really strange
<sparkles> you've never seen me "really strange"
<Anthony> I've never seen you, period.
<sparkles> i'm a dude, not a chick
<Sif> he didnt say your

#829    (0 up, 1 down)

<@Sifasa> mofo is not a common topic of discussion for us
<+mofo> come again?

#828    (4 up, 0 down)

<Mike> If Im not back Im in jail.. later yall
<Anthony> CYA Mike
<Anthony> CYA!!!
<Anthony> See Ya and Cover Your Ass!

#827    (2 up, 1 down)

<@acid_rain> ugh, im so out of date. theres new options that i havent seen before with routers
<@acid_rain> time to read
<@acid_rain> .8ball should i?
<@X> acid_rain: Could be, could be.
<@acid_rain> .8ball should i read?
<@X> acid_rain: I have no idea.
<@acid_rain> you are just as worthless as mofo
<+mofo> ...but mofo was better than you...
<@acid_rain> you so fucking suck mofo