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#915    (0 up, 0 down)

<RonPaul> What a nonsense speech
<RonPaul> I cant believe this
<RonPaul> *turns off*
<Kerm> mikes talking
<Kerm> turns off chat room
<stfu> run Kerm run
<DK> it's too late it's got him already
* RonPaul logs Kerm
* Xyon gags RonPaul
* Grizzled_Starfish helps Xyon
* Tinman pours cement for overshoes.
<Tinman> Tonight Mike sleeps with the fishes.

#914    (0 up, 0 down)

Tinman reminds everyone about Mike.
prawo_jazdy: better sex?
Tinman: No. Mike has no sex other than with himself.
Tinman: In the unlikely event he did have a partner, he'd insist they both wear Ron Paul masks.
Commander: hahaha

#913    (1 up, 0 down)

<@acid_rain> who are you people
<+mofo> You people sicken me.
<@acid_rain> mofo, fuck you!
<+mofo> No acid_rain, fuck you!

#912    (1 up, 0 down)

ellis joined the chat room.
Grizzled_Starfish: ellis !
Grizzled_Starfish: We were just talking about you
Tinman: Indeed.
Tinman: What's up ellis?
Tinman: Ellis?
• Tinman knocks. Is this thing on?
Grizzled_Starfish: He's dead, Jim
ellis left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
Tinman: Ellis has left the building.
Tinman: I imagine our expectations that someone would chat in a chat channel were unrealistic.
Tinman: Silly us!
• Grizzled_Starfish laughs
Grizzled_Starfish: seriously ...

#911    (0 up, 0 down)

<kelly> how is that not cheating!
<acid_rain> different area codes
* kelly pretends to be an underaged girl
<kelly> now u can be called pedobear
<acid_rain> i have free candy
<acid_rain> want to pet my puppy?
<kelly> not falling for it
<acid_rain> i have icecream
<DK> haha
<kelly> i've got a cold
<acid_rain> ive got a cure

#910    (0 up, 0 down)

<@brian> when will navs be back
<@acid_rain> probably a few days
<@acid_rain> its time for his monthly scheduled joining
<@brian> i miss him
<@acid_rain> we all do
<@acid_rain> hes like the gay step cousin you cant get rid of but once hes gone you wonder where he went

#909    (0 up, 0 down)

<@brian> mofo is not too young to learn anything
<+mofo> I don't know, brian
<@brian> be quiet

#908    (0 up, 0 down)

<@acid_rain> listen to the reasoning of Deez
<@acid_rain> ever heard of Deez?
<@Xyon> Deez nuts?
<@acid_rain> shutup
<@acid_rain> you ruined it
<@acid_rain> i wanted to see if hed go for it
<Mike> I am much older than all of you, so its clear you are used to living YOUR ENTIRE LIVES at war. Unacceptable. Use /ignore and democratic means to achieve your goals
<@Xyon> I live to ruin it
<@acid_rain> bitch youre only a few years older than me
<@acid_rain> ill get someone this week with that
<@acid_rain> ..i will..
<@Xyon> I'll hold you to that.
<@acid_rain> youll hold deez
<@Xyon> How much are you paying me?
<@acid_rain> i bet you $100 this week i will get someone to fall for it
<@DK> you won't
<@Xyon> I dont' have $100 to bet you but I'll take your bet because you won't
<@acid_rain> You will seriously pay me $100 to do it
<@acid_rain> you feel that strongly
<@Xyon> Bollocks I'll pay youy
<@Xyon> fuck you think this is?
<@acid_rain> a gambling addiction channel
<@Xyon> rofl

#907    (2 up, 0 down)

<Mike> Unfortunately the federal government has a lot to hide. This explains why Baker broke into the National Archives and destroyed Clinton-era documents after 9-11 and why Bush II sealed his daddy's files.
<stfu> Does Mike have a shut up button?
<snuggle_bunny> did you try the belly button?
<stfu> I am scared to touch him
<snuggle_bunny> use a pool cue
<stfu> Good point
* stfu pokes Mike with a pool cue
<Mike> How come Tinnitus can go on long diatribes about the infallability of Israel and the United States, but any kind of constructive criticism or rebuttle to his arguments is suddenly "Mike needs to shut up"
<stfu> Pool cue is not working

#906    (1 up, 0 down)

<Andrea34> my internet is not working at home :
<Andrea34> (
<@acid_rain> you didnt hear?
<@acid_rain> they shutdown the internet
<@acid_rain> the only reason its still working for US servers is because they didnt get the memo yet
<+ydorg> the matrix has it
<Andrea34> :D
<Andrea34> lol
<Andrea34> o:
<Andrea34> why did nobody tell me?
<Andrea34> or why havent anyone tell me?
<Andrea34> whatever
<+ydorg> and im hacking satelites to link via the US
<@acid_rain> its wolf's fault
<@acid_rain> they said that his mustache was a crime against the internet
<Commander> lol