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#889    (2 up, 0 down)

<@vod_kanockers> mofo love
<mofo> a little birdie told me that love is some kind of "disease"
<@vod_kanockers> :o
<@vod_kanockers> see what happens when you leave mofo alone with gelo
<@vod_kanockers> mofo who said love
<mofo> vod_kanockers: I heard about 'love' from gelo on Sun Apr 5 06:30:21 EDT 2009
<@vod_kanockers> hah wow

#887    (2 up, 0 down)

<+ydorg> when was the last orgasm you had?
<+ydorg> doh
<+ydorg> fail
<+ydorg> mofo when was the last orgasm you had?
<mofo> no idea, ydorg
<+ydorg> mofo that long ago eh
<mofo> I have no idea what you are talking about, ydorg
<@Xyon> mofo orgasm
<mofo> come again?

#885    (2 up, 0 down)

<@acid_rain> mofo forget list
<+mofo> acid_rain: I forgot about list
<Generic> mofo doesn't have ops :p
<+mofo> beats me, Generic
<@acid_rain> mofo, !list is <reply> .b $USER
<+mofo> ...but !list is the same as pickpocketing in St. Peter's Square....
<@acid_rain> mofo forget !list
<+mofo> acid_rain: I forgot about !list
<@acid_rain> mofo, !list is <reply> .b $USER
<+mofo> sure thing, acid_rain
*** acid_rain!fuck@acid_rain.Users.AbleNET.org sets mode +o mofo
*** X!X@Services.AbleNET.org sets mode -o mofo
<@acid_rain> ....
<@Xyon> lol

#884    (3 up, 0 down)

<grody> i need a bj
<ANDRE> I NEED lot of money?

#883    (7 up, 0 down)

<Mike> BRING THE TROOPS HOME
<Mike> BRING THE TROOPS HOME
<Mike> BRING THE TROOPS HOME
<brian> we come home all the time
<brian> fool

#882    (3 up, 0 down)

<DK> the men who stare at goatse
<boo-urns> jealous?
<Tinnitus> Those Euro weenies sure are funny.
<Anthony> come again?
<boo-urns> not for an hour
<Tinnitus> Slow refraction time.
<Anthony> this is a sticky conversation. :/

#880    (3 up, 1 down)

<Xyon> Yeah, I've been... busy.
<Andrea> ok let's do it quicky
<Andrea> you kidding right?

#878    (3 up, 1 down)

[03:26:10] <@Kerm> mike
[03:26:13] <@Kerm> way too long
[03:26:17] <@Kerm> i thought id like it

#877    (7 up, 0 down)

<grody> find / -name ANDRE; touch ANDRE; finger ANDRE; unzip *.zip; head; tail; mount -t unf /dev/sex /ANDRE; fsck -y; yes; gasp; fsck|more; yes; yes; eject; umount /ANDRE; make clean; zip *.zip; split; done; exit:xargs
<ANDRE> HAHAHA
<Tinnitus> Hahahahahaha! Nice grody.
<ANDRE> IM DONE THANKS GRODY
<Tinnitus> Was it good for you too?

#876    (4 up, 1 down)

<ANDRE> .PING
<X> ANDRE: Pong!
<ANDRE> wow he was quiet !
<grody> erection issues?
<grody> erm, connection*
<ANDRE> you tell me
* grody fondles ANDRE's crotch
<ANDRE> :)
<grody> you seem to be missing something
<grody> did you castrate yourself?
<grody> or do i just need a microscope?
<ANDRE> BAH I DONT UNDERSTAND
<grody> i do.. but that's because im a lazy bastard and lie in bed all day
<ANDRE> I M A WOMAN!
<grody> ok, that might explain why i got erect then
<ANDRE> NICE!
<ANDRE> HAH
<grody> this is now where you tell me you're jailbait
<ANDRE> AM I WHAT?
<grody> non legal tender
<grody> perpetual probation pussy
<grody> a nonces nicety
<ANDRE> nevermind cyber with you is too hard :p