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#851    (2 up, 0 down)

<gelo> midgets are awesome :)))
<gelo> but they didnt like my ice-creams either :(
<gelo> it could have been so sweeeeet :(

#850    (0 up, 0 down)

Anthony: my mental filter works at least 65% of the time
Anthony: Brain Code: IF Mike THEN zone out
Mike: haha
Mike: IF Anthony THEN alt-tab youporn.com
Anthony: I make you think of porn?
Anthony: how much dick ARE you looking at?
Mike: it puts me in the zone
Perrin: uhh
Perrin: tango mike india
Mike: j/k

#847    (2 up, 1 down)

Mike: A king stands in your presence.
Mike: Now what
Tinnitus: Sit down.

#845    (2 up, 0 down)

meredith joined the chat room.
meredith left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
meredith joined the chat room.
meredith left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
Tinnitus: Is this the way Meredith gets a bit of the old in and out?

#844    (2 up, 0 down)

Anthony: my pimp hand remains strong
Tinnitus: Er, did you mean pump hand?

#839    (3 up, 0 down)

<Kermit> miss piggy is a cheap slut she cheated on me

#838    (4 up, 0 down)

<Anthony> ok guys
<Anthony> I'm off to bed
<Anthony> enjoy your evenings
<Anderson> later
<DK745> what's that? you're off to watch matlock?
<Anderson> what's wrong with that?

#836    (1 up, 1 down)

<Br26> 70. Survivor - Eye of the
<Br26> !@!@!
<Anderson> good song
<DK745> biar only likes it because it's from the 80s and it's a song he actually knows
<Br26> really dk
<Br26> gee golly
<Br26> no one could have guessed that

#835    (2 up, 0 down)

<_220> if I were a child i'd try to get molested

#834    (1 up, 0 down)

<Feenix> look at me! i write zelda fanfiction!
* Feenix is so cool!