AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#784    (5 up, 1 down)

<stfu> sent sms to gelo
<stfu> wee
<meredith> how can you txt gelo?
<stfu> simply
<meredith> does he use AIM?
<stfu> no
<stfu> i have his cell #
<meredith> WTF
<meredith> have you spoken with him?
<stfu> no
<stfu> but i can
<meredith> how did you get it?
<stfu> i asked him
<meredith> why did you want to?
<stfu> and he gave me his #
<stfu> i was bored
<meredith> bitch, dont go after my man!!!!!!!!

#783    (3 up, 1 down)

<meredith> hi
<stfu> hi
<Assad> hi
<meredith> sex
* Assad sexes meredith
<meredith> wrong hole :D
<Assad> whoops
* Assad switches
<Assad> :D
* stfu dies laughing
<stfu> i want some lovin too
<stfu> i miss etruscan, lol
* meredith passes the vibrator
<meredith> where did he go?
<stfu> haha, no thank you
<stfu> donno, offline
<meredith> is he your cyber-love?
<stfu> hahaha
<stfu> yea, sure
<meredith> gelo was mine until he went sane :~(
<meredith> there's nothing more devastating to love than a sudden onset of sanity.

#782    (4 up, 0 down)

<josh_rain> .setinfo I masturbate more then you
<cRaZyGiRl> :o
<cRaZyGiRl> not true
<cRaZyGiRl> hahahaha

#781    (4 up, 0 down)

<meredith> i dont care if your jizz gets on my face
<Anthony> does that mean I can jizz on your face?
<meredith> that's a loaded question :D

#780    (3 up, 0 down)

<Anthony> that's absolutely horrible
<GrUnGeR> well thats mere all over
<GrUnGeR> "horrible"
<Anthony> all over her face?
<meredith> fuck you

#779    (2 up, 0 down)

<meredith> it just shows how lame irc is.
<Anthony> meredith, you know what's lamer than irc?
<Anthony> being on irc when you think it's lame
<meredith> which reminds me.
<meredith> why am i here?

#778    (6 up, 0 down)

<meredith> my therapist says my problem is that I am too nice to people
<Anthony> hahaha
<navs> roflroflrofl
<Tinnitus> Get another therapist.
<sparkles> you've never been nice to me

#777    (7 up, 0 down)

* gelo has quit (Ping timeout)
<Mike> thank fucking god.
* gelo (gelo@ip-84-201-213-2.it-net.pl) has joined #ablenet
<gelo> c'mon im not saying that DNA got holes
<stfu> Mike: god hates you :D

#776    (5 up, 0 down)

* mIRC-ADMIN (admin@dslb-084-058-047-238.pools.arcor-ip.net) has joined #ablenet
<mIRC-ADMIN> Hello
<mIRC-ADMIN> Anyone here?
<+mofo> Nope!
<mIRC-ADMIN> I hear that this server is Infected with an trojan
<mIRC-ADMIN> right?
<mIRC-ADMIN> Hello?
<mIRC-ADMIN> i can shutdown this server if you dont like to speak with me
<mIRC-ADMIN> I message the hoster from this server
<mIRC-ADMIN> bye
<mIRC-ADMIN> shutingdown in 15 Minutes
<mIRC-ADMIN> 13 Monutes
<mIRC-ADMIN> 13 Minutes
<mIRC-ADMIN> 12 Minutes
* mIRC-ADMIN (admin@dslb-084-058-047-238.pools.arcor-ip.net) Quit (Excess Flood)
* mIRC-ADMIN (admin@dslb-084-058-047-238.pools.arcor-ip.net) has joined #ablenet
<@acid_rain> mIRC-ADMIN
<@acid_rain> you are an idiot
<mIRC-ADMIN> Im the admin
<@acid_rain> the admin of mIRC?
<mIRC-ADMIN> from the mIRC client
<mIRC-ADMIN> Yeah
<@acid_rain> you control all the mirc apps?
<mIRC-ADMIN> and im the coder
<mIRC-ADMIN> Yeah
<@acid_rain> dude
<@acid_rain> no one controls mirc
<@acid_rain> if it helps i havea cracked version of mirc
<@acid_rain> does that make you mad?
<mIRC-ADMIN> Im Khaled Mardam-Bey
<mIRC-ADMIN> YES
* mIRC-ADMIN is known as KhaledMardam-Bey
<@acid_rain> what language did you program mirc in?
<KhaledMardam-Bey> irc
<@acid_rain> that is not a language
<+Kerm> lol
<KhaledMardam-Bey> german
<@acid_rain> get off your moms computer
<KhaledMardam-Bey> englisch
<KhaledMardam-Bey> is an language

#775    (2 up, 1 down)

07 01:35:29 <Anthony> I actually would prefer not to get you in the mouth
07 01:35:36 <Anthony> cuz I don't want to kiss you afterwards
07 01:35:43 <meredith> nice
07 01:35:44 <Assad> ditto
07 01:35:44 <Anthony> TALK TO THE HAND!
07 01:35:49 <GrUnGeR> lol
07 01:36:03 <Anthony> I did that to the german girl once heh
07 01:36:15 <Anthony> she gave me a hand job and it hit her in the f'n mouth
07 01:36:19 <meredith> anthony, how long do you have to wait?
07 01:36:20 <Anthony> and I said "HOLD UP!"
07 01:36:21 <meredith> an hour?
07 01:36:22 <Anthony> talk to the hand
07 01:36:23 <Anthony> heh
07 01:36:23 <meredith> a day?
07 01:36:35 <Anthony> meredith: nah... just wipe it off I guess
07 01:36:36 <Anthony> heh
07 01:36:43 <Anthony> I just don't want any snowball action
07 01:37:09 <meredith> but it's the seed of life
07 01:37:13 <meredith> you need to appreciate it
07 01:37:36 <Assad> no
07 01:37:39 <Assad> _YOU_ can appreciate it
07 01:37:42 <GrUnGeR> u guys make me laugh so much
07 01:37:45 <Anthony> exactly!!
07 01:37:46 <Assad> i'll provide it.
07 01:37:49 <GrUnGeR> i feel this log will be useful to bash.org
07 01:37:50 <Anthony> it's our gift to you
07 01:37:52 <Assad> no takebacks
07 01:37:57 <Assad> GrUnGeR: too long of a log
07 01:37:59 <Assad> hehe
07 01:38:02 <wolf> oh man
07 01:38:06 <wolf> first you talk about cum
07 01:38:08 <wolf> now logs????
07 01:38:12 <Assad> hahaha wolf
07 01:38:13 <GrUnGeR> LMAO
07 01:38:15 <Assad> HAHAHa