AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#743    (2 up, 0 down)

<Vect> Anthony stole Vect's level 343 weapon while they were sleeping! Anthony leaves his old level 153 weapon behind, which Vect then takes.
<Vect> you bastard
<stfu> haha
<stfu> Owned
<Tinnitus> That's what you get for sleeping with Anthony.

#742    (1 up, 0 down)

<sparkles> bedtime
<gelo> sparkles, you wanna come with me ? :)))
* sparkles (vircuser@c-69-255-10-113.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has left #ablenet
<gelo> :( she left
<gelo> damn im too direct
<stfu> gelo: sparkles is male
<gelo> male?????????!! shit!

#741    (2 up, 0 down)

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<Tinnitus> WTF is wrong with Anthony's connection? He's been doing that for days.
<stfu> He's downloading porn
<stfu> Lots and lots of porn
<Tinnitus> That must be it. His disconnect message should read as: (Porn timeout)

#740    (0 up, 1 down)

<RODRAGY> The Faggots that were shut?
<acid_rain> faggots?
<acid_rain> you dont like gay people?
<stfu> acid_rain: relax, we all like you
<stfu> :)
<acid_rain> :(

#739    (3 up, 0 down)

<@acid_rain> reaper is on
* +Commander stirs his peepee in acid_rain's bowl of cereal
<AnthonyS> half my screen was blocked
<AnthonyS> so I saw
<AnthonyS> * Commander stirs his peepee in acid
<+Commander> it feels good
<@acid_rain> i dont eat cereal in a bowl
<+Commander> acid_rain: but one day you will
<+Commander> and when you do
<+Commander> my penis will be waiting.
<@acid_rain> haha

#738    (4 up, 2 down)

<Anthony> .8ball Does AbleNET rock?
<X> Anthony: Could be, could be.
<Anthony> .8ball Does AbleNET rock?
<X> Anthony: Could be, could be.
<Anthony> .8ball Does AbleNET rock?
<X> Anthony: Could be, could be.
<Anthony> .8Ball I hate you
<X> Anthony: It is decidely so.
<Mike> .8ball Will my entrepeneurial plans make me any money?
<X> Mike: Don't count on it.

#737    (2 up, 1 down)

* mofo looks confused
<DK745> mofo sucks
<mofo> mmmm
<stfu> mofo, acid_rain
<mofo> well, acid_rain is leader of nations
<stfu> mofo, josh_rain
<mofo> loves midgets
<stfu> mofo, Tinnitus
<mofo> it says on Wikipedia that Tinnitus is negotiating an insurance settlement and new vehicle lease for Tinnitus's wife.
<Tinnitus> There you go.
<stfu> On Wikipedia :o
<acid_rain> mofo, acid_rain
<mofo> I think acid_rain was leader of nations
<acid_rain> !!!
<stfu> Notice WAS
<stfu> mofo, meredith
<mofo> I guess meredith was a whore

#736    (4 up, 0 down)

<acid_rain> mofo, english?
<mofo> Please speak english in #ablenet , otherwise GTFO
<acid_rain> mofo, you are wise
<mofo> ...but mofo was SUCH a cocktease!
<acid_rain> wtf mofo
* mofo looks confused

#735    (0 up, 1 down)

<+meredith> can you try to be a little witty?
<johnjacob> i can try
<johnjacob> im not guaranteeing shit

#734    (3 up, 1 down)

-!- MARl [lgglnmso@210.0.209.108] has joined #ablenet
< MARl> <acid_rain> has his hand on my member right now even though earlier i completed on <acid_rain> s face and in his mouth ... my member is still hard and stiff now
< MARl> im so hot im putting my rock hard member in <acid_rain> s butt and pounding pounding ... now im grabbing his member at the same time
-!- MARl [lgglnmso@210.0.209.108] has left #ablenet [] <@Vect> uuuhhh
<@acid_rain> wtf
<@Vect> wtf was that