AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#634    (1 up, 1 down)

[13:28] (svan): help yourself
[13:28] (mofo): svan: Sorry, no help available for 'yourself'

#633    (1 up, 1 down)

<brian> i love you all
<Commander> i love brian
<brian> you better
<Commander> :)
<brian> freedom costs a $1.05
<josh_away> plus tax
<brian> quiet you
<josh_away> :(

#632    (0 up, 1 down)

<Anthony> he played the part of The Allspark
<psion> lol
<josh_away> really?
<Anthony> what?
<Anthony> It was big and black
<josh_away> lmfao
<Anthony> you saying that's not him?

#631    (1 up, 1 down)

mannen: learn something about lateral gene transfers
Tinnitus: I don't believe is was specific, Generic.
Generic: Okay
Zack2: not everyone is a walking encyclopedia like you mannen
odin: haha
Tinnitus: Perhaps you could give us a briefing on lateral gene transfers to bring us up to speed.
mannen: its when a cell gets genetic material from an ancestor
mannen: a lot of it is done artifically in labs, rare in nature
mannen: cept for me.
Tinnitus: So, while we normal folks receive genetic material from sexual reproduction, you receive it via another method?
mannen: I don't blame you for being a peon
mannen: you can like.. do things
mannen: ya know?
Tinnitus: What species, specifically, should we use to describe you?
mannen: Man version 2.0
mannen: or Vista Man
Tinnitus: Can I quote you on that?
mannen: no, you can't
Tinnitus: Why not?
mannen: 10:18 < mannen> no, you can't

#610    (2 up, 4 down)

[15:43] (Squee): Heh I get to go back to NY the 23rd. :D and Arizona before that, then toronto then back to ny n back to AZ XD
[15:43] (Mike): ok. then we need to hang out
[15:44] (Squee): how bout no.
[15:44] (Mike): why not? we could go to the city
[15:44] (Squee): unless you go to rochester.
[15:44] (Squee): Ima be in rochester buffalo and toronto. o_o not NYC
[15:45] (Mike): why buffalo?
[15:47] (Squee): gf's mom lives there n i'm going to her grad party
[15:47] (Squee): then we're going to toronto cause it's closeish
[15:47] (Mike): Check out this club i want to go to
[15:47] (Mike): http://blvdnyc.com/
[15:49] (Squee): >_>
[15:50] (DK745): ...
[15:54] (Squee): ...
[15:57] (shell): ouch
[15:57] (shell): mike just got burned by a girl on the internetz.
[15:59] (Squee): He should be used to it by now.
[16:00] (shell): ooooohhh
[16:00] *** Joins: kastravecia (taku@80.90.85.86)
[16:00] (shell): and squeemo goes for the throat.
[16:01] (kastravecia): is any girl here
[16:01] (kastravecia): ?
[16:01] (shell): anthony
[16:01] (shell): and josh
[16:01] (Squee): And Mike. >_>
[16:01] (shell): msg them and see if they're around
[16:01] (kastravecia): : >
[16:01] (kastravecia): i want girl not trans
[16:02] (kastravecia): : >

#604    (5 up, 0 down)

KermitDaFrog: ive had an appletini before
KermitDaFrog: ...
KermitDaFrog: now why did i go admit that for
Tinnitus: Too sweet for even my wife.
Tinnitus: It's ok Kerm. We won't tell.
KermitDaFrog: it will be on quotes witin the hour
Tinnitus: Sooner. ;-)

#601    (4 up, 1 down)

* wolf (wolf@kgb.su) has joined #ablenet
* X gives channel operator status to wolf
<X> [wolf] <shell> i'd like to say <shell> that i'm on my knees today <Anthony> wouldn't be the first time
<Anthony> hi wolf
* tr howls at the wolf
* Gay_Focker eats the wolf
<Anthony> hungry for the wolf?
* tr runs to the house made of brick
* wolf has quit (Ping timeout)
* Sifasa has quit (Ping timeout)
<Anthony> his connection just shit a brick

#597    (4 up, 0 down)

Vect: shell is into s&m
shell: so?
Sifasa: ...
Vect: i never said it was bad
shell: hehe
shell: looks at siffy
Vect: waves at sif

#594    (2 up, 0 down)

[17:03] (Vect): my darkest secret has to do with whats buried in my backyard
[17:03] (shell): so that's what you did with your manhood
[17:03] (Vect): hmm
[17:03] (lind): jeez u just saved me Vect. i was gonna give it all away
[17:03] (Vect): she questioned my manhood too
[17:04] (shell): hehehe
[17:04] (shell): poor vect
[17:04] (shell): such abuse
[17:04] (Vect): i know
[17:04] (Vect): you guys suck
[17:04] (Vect): etc
[17:04] (Vect): if i had feelings i'd care
[17:05] (shell): hehe
[17:05] (lind): r we supposed to guess what it is..
[17:05] (Vect): NO
[17:05] (Vect): IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BAD JOKE
[17:05] (Vect): AND YOU WERE ALL SUPPOSED TO IGNORE IT
[17:05] (lind): i will though
[17:05] (shell): she wants to guess what your manhood is?
[17:05] (Vect): ..
[17:05] (lind): hang on..
[17:05] (shell): !
[17:05] (Vect): to my manhood?
[17:05] (lind): oh..
[17:06] (shell): hahahaha

#589    (0 up, 0 down)

[19:49] (Mike): the only reason why i bought this gps was because i liked the sound of Jane (UK)'s voice
[19:49] (Mike): TURN LEFT
[19:49] (Mike): KEEP DRIVING STRAIGHT ON
[19:49] (Mike): heh
[19:49] (Anthony): my GPS would be like "TURN LEFT, MOTHER FUCKER!!! LEFT!!!!"
[19:50] (Anthony): need a ghetto navigational system
[19:50] (TunnelRunner): mine says "hey idiot. you passed it already"
[19:50] (Zack): load your gps with the location of all nearby strip clubs
[19:50] (Mike): well they actually sell additional voices one is of some mafia guy
[19:50] (TunnelRunner): yo! turn left
[19:50] (Mike): I already have a whole bunch of bars in my favorites i need to do strip clubs too
[19:50] (Mike): heh
[19:51] (Mike): i usually dont go to strip clubs because theyre too expensive for my tastes
[19:51] (Mike): and i would only pay for sex not some stupid dance
[19:51] (Mike): heh
[19:52] (Mike): thats completely rediculous