AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#510    (3 up, 0 down)

<Lind> im no f^`?* foreigner
<Lind> ok?
<Sifasa> i dont know why shes denying it
<Vect> yeah
<Vect> foreigner is a good band

#491    (3 up, 0 down)

<@Mike> i just sprayed a fly with axe body spray
<@Mike> do you think its dead. its not moving
<@Mike> heh
<@Vect> step on it
<@Vect> kill it
<@Anthony> have sex with it
<@Vect> its stunned
<@Vect> now's your chance
<@Anthony> bow chicca wow wooow
<@Anthony> the axe effect
<@Vect> haha

#470    (3 up, 0 down)

<@Vect> watching scrubs, getting ready to go play pool later, thinking
about life
<@Vect> you?
< stfu> Watching Prison Break, working.. the hell with life
<@Vect> ha
<@Vect> na, i just learned some stuff about my classmates (some female
ones) that is dissapointing
< stfu> What stuff?
<@Vect> that most of them are sluts
<@Vect> eh
* Vect focuses on school
< Anthony> Vect, plays pocket pool.... he plays with his 'balls in the
side pocket'
<@Vect> mmm
<@Vect> er
<@Vect> i mean

#463    (1 up, 4 down)

<josh_rain> man, i would bang a midget
<josh_rain> bang it hard
<josh_rain> BAM BAM BAM

#437    (1 up, 0 down)

[19:58] (Mike): forgiveness or compassion is not in the jewish faith
[19:58] (Mike): it is uniquely christian
[19:58] (Anthony): You may now resume your regularly scheduled chatting.
[19:58] (Mike): as a matter of fact, it is a tenant of the roman catholic faith
[19:58] (paradox): you are suppose to say back to you paradox :p
[19:58] (josh_rain): Mike, it doesnt matter if peole are jewish or not. stop profiling.
[19:58] (shell): hahhahahaha

#436    (1 up, 1 down)

[16:06] (Commander): you know what's harder than nailing a baby to the wall?
[16:06] (Commander): my dick while i'm doing it

#435    (1 up, 1 down)

<BM> He knows that he is an unlikely champion for the size-acceptance movement; body image is a topic he never really thought about before. But for the last eight years, Mr. Nimoy, who is 76 and an established photographer, has been snapping pictures of plus-size women in all their naked glory.
<Anthony> okay gross
<Anthony> that's reubenesque
<BM> Spock likes the fat chicks.
<BM> More cushion for the pushin.
<KermitsHomebrew> anthony = nimoy
<Anthony> haha he gives them the spocker
<BM> hahahaha
<Anthony> 2 in the pink and 2 in the stink.... live long and prosper
<BM> hahahahahah
<Anthony> I'm such a fuckin poet.

#434    (2 up, 1 down)

<@Tinnitus> Apple market share growing: http://blogs.business2.com/apple/2007/05/apple_laptops_g.html
<@Mike> So 10% more consumers don't know what they're doing
<@Mike> heh
<@Mike> I wouldn't pay thousands for a proprietary paper weight, but that's just me.
<@Mike> I'm sad I even bought an ipod because it is so non-standard its rediculous. Its practically a miracle I could get it to sync with Windows Media Player
<@Mike> The itunes software is rediculously bloated and badly written just like quicktime
* X sets mode +hotair Mike

#433    (0 up, 1 down)

[16:16] (Anthony): you could score with brian
[16:16] (Anthony): it's not that hard
[16:16] (Anthony): this guy I know
[16:16] (Anthony): did that 3 times
[16:16] (Anthony): this morning
[16:17] (brian): let's do it
[16:17] (pinksocks): Ok.
[16:18] (brian): Never.
[16:19] (Anthony): ouch
[16:20] (Anthony): why not bri?
[16:20] * pinksocks blinks back tears
[16:21] (brian): Not young enough, obviously
[16:21] (Anthony): but
[16:21] (Anthony): you're a church boy
[16:21] (Anthony): she's a church girl
[16:21] (brian): But I like 'em underage
[16:21] (Anthony): granted... she's not a church boy too... but nobody's perfect!

#432    (1 up, 0 down)

[15:46] *** Joins: pinksocks (lotsofsun@dial-69-67-234-158.usadatanet.net)
[15:47] (brian): hi pinkie
[15:50] (pinksocks): Hello bri. :)
[15:52] *** Joins: Retrospect_Agent (bob@101.254.189.72.cfl.res.rr.com)
[15:59] (brian): Hi RA
[16:08] (pinksocks): bri, as a male... if you said you would pick up a shirt or a thong from the bada bing (club on The Sopranos) for a female, is that flirting?
[16:09] (brian): uh, sure?
[16:10] (brian): should i pick you up something?