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#718    (3 up, 0 down)

<+Commander> the new camry was also quite nice... i debated getting one
<+Commander> until i looked between my legs and realized i had a penis
<+Commander> and it was still functional
<@Tinnitus> That little place would be quite the love nest for you and your gf.
<+Commander> :D
<@Generic> But I've discovered a neat trick with craigslist
<@Anthony> the little place between Commander's legs?

#716    (3 up, 0 down)

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<Anthony> You need to trade your internets
<Kerm> work net
<Kerm> for bm
<Kerm> his connection times out
<Kerm> or i mean
<Kerm> resets
<Kerm> speaking of timeout tho
<BM> haha
<BM> yeah
<BM> I steal my connection
<Anthony> steal a better one
<BM> so it lasts for like 10 mins at a time before going out here
<Anthony> because you're getting robbed
<BM> everything else is password protected
<Kerm> haha
<Kerm> hes getting robbed on something hes stealing
<Kerm> hahahaha
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#695    (3 up, 0 down)

Kerm: haha
Kerm: thats was funny
Commander: what was?
Commander: a pic of my little dick?
Commander: ??
Commander: I AM IN SUSPENSE
Kerm: you have a dick?
Commander: it's more of an oversized clit
Kerm: oh
Kerm: gotcha

#691    (2 up, 1 down)

<+meredith> mofo why would anyone fuck Anthony?
<+mofo> beats me
<@Anthony> :( no one does
<+meredith> lolololol
<@Anthony> I wonder the same thing.
<+meredith> mofo why would anyone fuck me?
<+mofo> I don't know
<+meredith> mofo am I pretty?
<+mofo> I don't know, meredith

#689    (1 up, 0 down)

Commander: it's 90 fucking degrees in my house
Commander: and my ac didn't kick in
Commander: aokds;jfkla;sjdflkaj
Commander: oh, probably have to replace the air filter or something
Commander: pos
Tinnitus: Maintain your HVAC? Criminal!
Commander: finally someone who makes sense!
Commander: my fedex package wasn't delivered 2 days in a row
Commander: of course they lied about even attempting to deliver it
Tinnitus: It comes from living among the senseless.
Tinnitus: Those bastards call it an "exception".
Commander: so i called fedex up, had them trace the package and call the driver, and then i was assured i'd get it before 5pm
Commander: i called at 2, got the package at 4
Commander yeah, fedex sucks
Commander: ups runs a much tighter ship
Tinnitus: They have the power of brown. Just like the Zune.
Commander: and my poo
Tinnitus: No doubt. Your neighbors say it's powerful.
Tinnitus: When your neighbors blog about your poo, you are on the path to greatness.
Tinnitus: Do they beg you to fertilize their lawns?
Tinnitus: So what did you order? Thermal paste or something similarly exciting?
Commander: ...
Commander: Tinnitus: i know of a good shrink that might help you with your problems
Tinnitus: Don't bother. I'll force him out of the business as a fraud. Or so Tom Cruise has advised me.

#676    (1 up, 1 down)

<Stephanie> you know i can't come back ever
<Anthony> that's sad
<Stephanie> i know
<Anthony> I'll never forget you
<Stephanie> i'm leaving for Italy
<Anthony> enjoy
<Stephanie> Thanks
<Anthony> there's no internet in italy
<Stephanie> i know
<Stephanie> BYE Forever!
<Anthony> BYE!!!
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#669    (2 up, 0 down)

<@josh_away> yep
<@josh_away> its the generic brand
<@josh_away> bad pill
<Generic> Buy Generic!
<Generic> I'm cheap!
* @Vect thumbs through his wallet
<@josh_away> what does $1.25 get?
<@Vect> how about $1.73?
<@josh_away> 1.74!
<@Vect> :o
<@Vect> 2.75!
<@josh_away> 3.00!
<@Vect> !!!
<@Vect> uh...
* @Vect roots around his room
<@Vect> 3.01!
<@josh_away> damn:(
<@Vect> whoo o/
<@josh_away> its ok, Generic only lasts about 3minutes anyway :P
<@josh_away> but you last 2.45 so it works out
<Generic> hehe
<@Vect> def
<Generic> You get what you pay for
<Generic> a dollar a minute
* @Vect takes away two dollars
<Generic> however, price drops to .5/min after 30 minutes!
<@josh_away> minute man

#660    (9 up, 0 down)

-!- fuck_all [dragon@BSN-77-245-241.dial-up.dsl.siol.net] has joined #ablenet
< fuck_all> FUCk you Anthony
< fuck_all> FUCk you brian
< fuck_all> FUCk you josh_away
< fuck_all> FUCk you o
< fuck_all> FUCk you Sifasa
< fuck_all> FUCk you Tinnitus
< fuck_all> FUCk you wolf
< fuck_all> FUCk you X
< fuck_all> FUCk you AnthonyS
< fuck_all> FUCk you Commander
< fuck_all> FUCk you DK745-Sleep
< fuck_all> FUCk you Jen
< fuck_all> FUCk you Kerm
< fuck_all> FUCk you Mike
< fuck_all> FUCk you CyberWorld
< fuck_all> FUCk you Exstatica
< fuck_all> FUCk you hud
< fuck_all> FUCk you j
< fuck_all> FUCk you meredith
< fuck_all> FUCk you mofo
< mofo> No fuck_all, fuck you!
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#646    (3 up, 0 down)

13:24 -!- lalaland [STRESSY@bl5-173-127.dsl.telepac.pt] has joined #ablenet
13:25 * lalaland looking 4 girls ajajajjjajjajaaj
13:26 <@Anthony> girls don't use the internet
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#644    (3 up, 1 down)

<Mike> whats everybody doin tonight
<meredith> contemplating suicide
<meredith> if i had a button to push that would end my life right now, i would
<stfu> meredith: do you wear black clothes with a touch of pink in it?
<meredith> i rarely wear pink, stfu
<meredith> i have a lot of black in my wardrobe, mainly because it is easy to coordinate with other colors
<stfu> Well, you should add a little bit of pink on that black
<meredith> why?
<meredith> i don't really like pink. it's so girly.
<stfu> Because all emos do that :)