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#404    (3 up, 1 down)

* stfu pokes shell
* shell lobs a wedge of brick cheese at stfu
<stfu> :(
<stfu> Meanie.
<shell> i give free cheese and people complain!
<Sifasa> i give free fish and they complain about that too

#403    (3 up, 0 down)

[03:26:36] <dKo> I liked enchanted steel better
[03:26:47] <dKo> now that guy was cool
[03:26:57] <_220> duh
[03:26:58] <_220> OOOH
[03:27:05] <Br26> dk is the lame worrywort
[03:27:08] <_220> BIAR!
[03:27:20] <dKo> evan hates me
[03:27:25] <Br26> hi 220
[03:27:30] <_220> actually
[03:27:32] <_220> seanathon
> [03:27:44] <_220> you're quickly becoming one of my favorite internet people
[03:27:53] <_220> take that for whatever it's worth
[13:55:56] <_220> sean is my protege
[13:56:02] <_220> he will become 220 when I am dead
[13:56:08] <Kermit> he doesnt have it
[13:56:16] <Kermit> he doesnt have what it takes
[13:56:21] <_220> totally does
[13:57:08] <_220> look at him
[13:57:22] <_220> he's goofier than a pet coon
[13:57:35] <_220> what with his hat on backwards
[13:57:38] <Kermit> cant argue that
[13:57:46] <_220> yeah
[13:57:47] <_220> you can't
[13:57:49] <_220> you can try
[13:57:53] <_220> but seriously don't try
[13:57:58] <dKo> I feel sad now :(
[13:58:08] <_220> see
[13:58:09] <_220> he's sad
[13:58:12] <_220> that's part of the gig
[13:58:20] <_220> SEAN YOU RE PERFECT
[13:59:10] <dKo> I have a bit more sanity though....I would need to lose that wouldn't I/
[13:59:11] <dKo> ?
[13:59:25] <_220> you have a bit more
[13:59:29] <_220> but I can train it out of you
[13:59:39] <_220> and you can take that any way you want to
[13:59:41] <_220> ooooooooh yeah
[14:00:07] <dKo> I really have no clue on how to take that...
[14:00:25] <_220> then just close your eyes and take it!
[14:00:32] <Kermit> 220 rapes dko of his sanity
[14:01:00] <dKo> ...

#402    (3 up, 1 down)

[ 19:58:06] <_220> oh sean
[19:58:11] <_220> sean sean sean sean sean
[19:58:16] <_220> I am sorry to inform.
[19:58:22] <_220> YOU HAVE MISERABLY FAILED
[19:58:26] <_220> turn in your gun and badge
[19:58:52] * dKo shoots 220 and throws his badge at 220's head
[19:58:56] <_220> good call
[19:59:00] <_220> I'd have done the same

#401    (6 up, 0 down)

<Vect> except i get pain in my scar from time to time
<Vect> like doing sit-ups
<Vect> it burns my scar like fire
<Sifasa> then dont do sit-ups
<Vect> ha
<Squee> most scars burn like that.
<Sifasa> duh.
<Vect> well, how else am i gonna get a six pack?
<Sifasa> clay mold?
<Tinnitus> At the store?
<shell> get a fake ID?
<Vect> damn
<Vect> haha

#400    (2 up, 0 down)

* shell takes the fish from her ass and writes S.O.S. messages on their fins and send them to find help
<Juan> the fish is dead now shell
<Juan> your ass killed it
<shell> nuh uh!
<Juan> you needed to use an enema to keep it under water before the cornholing occured
<shell> they were alive and kickin'!
<ELI> fuck you
<Juan> no thats called an orgasm shell
* Juan hides
<shell> hahahahaha

#399    (2 up, 2 down)

[11:46] (Mike): gelo
[11:46] (Mike): clean yourself up and come here non-drunk, non-intoxicated, non-retarded, non-autistic
[11:46] (Mike): jesus christ

#398    (2 up, 0 down)

* Commander shoves his cock in shell's mouth for a few seconds, does his business, and runs away
* wolf evades
<Vect> O_o
<Commander> hahaha hah hah!!!
<Commander> TAKE THAT
<Squee> Lol the code of conduct for Cannibalism
<Commander> NYEH
<Sifasa> wow
<wolf> Commander: be careful of teeth; you forgot to remove it afterward
<shell> "then mandy wakes up and realizes it's all been a dream and what's this? uh oh...stuck to the sheets again!"
<Sifasa> ha
<Commander> hey that's not funny
<Vect> ha
<Commander> being stuck to the sheets is dangerous
<Vect> gross
<Commander> one time i tried to get out of bed expecting the sheet to just move
<Commander> but it stuck and then i was wrapped like a burrito so i fell and hit my head on the nightstand then the floor
<Commander> i was like ow :(
<Sifasa> ...
<Vect> dude
<Vect> wtf
<Commander> er
<Vect> that's wrong
<Commander> crap, there are times when i wish i could erase everyone's screen :/
<Vect> but for some reason, i like you more

#397    (0 up, 2 down)

<Mike> im talking to BA
<Commander> hahahaha
<Commander> okay i'm done
<Anthony> hahahahaha
<Anthony> so mean, mandy
<Commander> :o
<Commander> you laughed too!

#396    (0 up, 1 down)

<Mike> i like the sushi
<Mike> my favorite is spicy tuna but i will now eat any sushi
<Anthony> he won't eat the spicy tuna anymore...
<Anthony> it reminds him of his ex...

#394    (1 up, 2 down)

<_220> I work with this 40-something year old woman
<_220> former drug addict
<_220> she's a little fried
<_220> she got a chain text on her phone
<Ark> Arod is nuts
<_220> that said if you send this to 10 people press * and a message containing your lovers name will pop up
<_220> so she did it
<_220> then got pissed with nothing happened.
<_220> THAT JUST COST ME $10
<_220> I just looked at her dumbfounded and said "you're an idiot"
<_220> then all my friends behind me highfived and body bumped each other while exclaiming
<_220> DUDE! AWESOME! BRO!
<_220> we then drank beer and fucked black chicks
<Anthony> or black chicks fucked you
<Anthony> in the ass...
<_220> yeah
<Anthony> because they were really dudes