AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#334    (0 up, 1 down)

john_deer: id do Anthony but he,s all used up

#332    (1 up, 2 down)

[20:26] (Mike): later children im going to bed
[20:26] (Nancy): goodnite sexy
[20:26] (m8): hah
[20:27] (Mike): god nancy, youre to die for.
[20:27] (m8): have you seen her
[20:27] (Nancy): ok my dog or onr of my kids arefarting

#319    (0 up, 1 down)

<gelo> wuhahaha
<gelo> looks like in kitchen im Unbeatable :)
<Anthony> gelo beats the meat in the kitchen.
<gelo> hehe
<gelo> Anthony, yum yum sweet mushrooms :)
<gelo> do i have to classify mushrooms as vegetables ?
<gelo> ;)

#317    (0 up, 1 down)

<gelo> Anthony, corruption MADE a severe harm in my country
<gelo> Anthony, DAMAGE!
<Anthony> MAYHEM!
<gelo> Anthony, all against gelo.
<gelo> Anthony, can you imagine that ?
<gelo> Anthony, from every side
<Anthony> There's always room for gelo
<gelo> Anthony, but i escaped
<gelo> Anthony, hopefully
<Anthony> escaped the bukkake?
<gelo> Anthony, but still remember
<gelo> Anthony, yes
<gelo> Anthony, and dam
<Anthony> how much got on you?
<gelo> Anthony, most notably though the DNA
<Anthony> all over you?
<gelo> Anthony, everyone
<gelo> Anthony, yes
<gelo> Anthony, all
<Anthony> how did it feel?
<gelo> Anthony, damn, dont ask
<Anthony> we must know!
<gelo> Anthony, it was 6 months ago
<gelo> Anthony, i think you will be experiencing the same now
<Anthony> would you do it again?
<gelo> Anthony, cause the history is reversed
<gelo> Anthony, no
<Anthony> I could never do it.
<gelo> Anthony, i used to it
<Anthony> how often did you do it?
<gelo> Anthony, Never be the same again
<gelo> Anthony, they wont rectify me
<gelo> Anthony, NEVER again
<Anthony> how often?
<gelo> Anthony, There will be NO Roswell anymore
<gelo> Anthony, every year ;)
<gelo> Anthony, hehehe it was however last year
<Anthony> how many times a year???
<gelo> Anthony, Once a year till you finished and land in mental hospital
<gelo> Anthony, the same scenario
<Anthony> Bukkake can do that to you.
<gelo> Anthony, this year they FAILED
<gelo> Anthony, Bukkake can only FUCK UP hardware
<gelo> Anthony, im invulnerable
<gelo> Anthony, to mental disease
<Anthony> you should say no more
<gelo> Anthony, hehe THEY KNOW it
<gelo> Anthony, i dont have to say anything
<gelo> Anthony, they KNOW IT
<Anthony> how did you get the stains out?
<gelo> Anthony, there will be NO repeat
<gelo> Anthony, if you are soft, they will break you
<gelo> Anthony, if you are affected, im sorry
<Anthony> so it made you hard?
<gelo> Anthony, but you wont get out of it
<gelo> Anthony, without 4 months of medical treatment
<gelo> thats what i suggested
<Anthony> but the bukkake... did it make you hard?
<gelo> Anthony, im hard, doesnt matter
<Anthony> I see.
<gelo> Anthony, who made me hard :)
<Anthony> who?
<gelo> Anthony, cia
<Anthony> so the cia bukkaked you?
<gelo> Anthony, put me into fucking inspection from chinese!
<gelo> Anthony, and north Korean
<gelo> Anthony, it was to be only a show
<gelo> Anthony, only a fun
<Anthony> I see
<gelo> Anthony, but show was only a cover for what happened
<Anthony> but it became so much more...
<gelo> Anthony, "behind the scenes"

#311    (3 up, 0 down)

<Kermit_Da_Frog> just think whenever you are having cyber sex the guy on the other end could be anthony..that should be enough to scare you into stopping

#310    (3 up, 0 down)

<hobes> i bought three bags of crap today
<Sifasa> what kind of crap
<hobes> i don't know
<hobes> it just said bag of crap
<hobes> so i bought three

#307    (1 up, 1 down)

<Grommet> I became fat when I had breasts that sagged enough to produce
a white pasty substance under them on my stomach when I went
too long without a shower
<Grommet> after that all weight gain was non-eventful

#304    (2 up, 1 down)

<Mike> lately my life has been very boring.
<Nancy> well sweety what can i do to make no boring for you
<Nancy> not
<shell> give him your rates for anal by the hour
<Nancy> ;)
<Nancy> for mike its free
<shell> oooh
<Mike> thats hot.

#303    (4 up, 0 down)

<Grommet> one of my boils started as a cyst and the core fell out at a job interview
<Rive> i think i'm going to cry
<Grommet> it was near my temple, it slid down my face to my chin leaving behind it a trail of clear liquid with steaks of orange in it.
<Sifasa> OH GOOD GOD
<svan> roflrofl
<svan> did u get the job
<Rive> well, i was going to eat today
<Grommet> I didn't get the job
<Rive> but fuck that
<svan> damn
<svan> thats discrimination
<Debby> thank god i haven't eaten

#302    (11 up, 0 down)

<Nancy> my damn headphones dont work
<Tinnitus> You need to wrap the cable around your neck for a proper connection.
<wolf> hahaha
<shell> HAHA
<wolf> seriously rofl here
<Sifasa> hahaha