AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#298    (1 up, 2 down)

[7:41pm] Mike: you've gotta read Choke its great
[7:41pm] Mike: yep
[7:42pm] Squee: I lub the buttplug part.
[7:42pm] Rive: ........
[7:42pm] Rive: .setinfo <Squee> I lub the buttplug part
[7:42pm] Squee: Haha you'd have to read it char..
[7:42pm] Squee: oh god.
[7:42pm] Rive: sorry, i had to

#294    (3 up, 0 down)

* Puf needs ideas
<Anthony> you're slightly losing your mind to an alternate personality
<Anthony> one that is violent
<Anthony> and uncaring
<DK745> puf drawing a blank? that's nothing new
<Anthony> and loves to immerse himself in the pleasures around him
<Anthony> such as men.
<Puf> lol
<Puf> that would be fun
<Anthony> because your character's alter ego is a raging violent homosexual.
<Puf> thats too far
<Anthony> which part? the violent part?

#286    (0 up, 0 down)

<Nancy> mofo
<mofo> can I help you?
<Nancy> my ass is itcy
<Nancy> mofo, itch my ass
<mofo> Nancy: come again?

#272    (3 up, 0 down)

[19:08] (Sifasa): seen wolf
[19:08] (mofo): wolf was last seen in #ablenet 53 minutes and 59 seconds ago, saying: cool thanks [Wed Jan 17 21:15:24 EST 2007]
[19:09] (vanik): seen your penis
[19:09] (mofo): I haven't seen 'your', vanik
[19:09] (vanik): seen your_penis
[19:09] (mofo): I haven't seen 'your_penis', vanik
[19:09] (vanik): you should!
[19:09] (vanik): its marvelous!
[19:09] (Sifasa): haha
[19:09] (Sifasa): dork
[19:52] (moe): gary i love you

#267    (3 up, 0 down)

<Mike2> I'm a genious

#265    (0 up, 1 down)

<Perrin> do you think dominos would be open
<Anthony> get real pizza.
<Perrin> real pizza is closed
<Anthony> open the trash. it's dominoes.
<Perrin> haha

#248    (0 up, 0 down)

<gelo> Squee is ?
* Squee is now known as Finik
<Rive> gelo- a furry dog
<Rive> named nico
<gelo> its she ?
<Rive> yes
<Rive> O_o
<Rive> didn't know you were into that sort of thing gelo
<Finik> no gelo that's squees dog
<gelo> Rive, you didnt know many things
<Rive> (shh, i think he's going to hit on your dog)

#245    (0 up, 2 down)

<gelo> damn its fucking late
<gelo> or early
<gelo> :)
<gelo> time to sleep
<gelo> 3:41 am shit
<gelo> and if any motherfucker tells me im farting instead of working i will cut his balls
<gelo> later&

#232    (1 up, 1 down)

[17:55] (Mike2): have you ever tried a long island iced tea
[17:55] (Unique): nope
[17:55] (Mike2): that'll erase alot
[17:55] (Mike2): hahaha
[17:55] (Mike2): dude in like a year whne you break into a bar order one
[17:55] (Mike2): youll love it
[17:56] (shell): i think they suck actually
[17:56] (Unique): heh
[17:56] (shell): but then i don't like whiskey
[17:56] (Unique): well, I'm going to head home
[17:56] (Mike2): theyre meant to be dranken fast shell
[17:56] (Unique): I'm bored
[17:56] (Tinnitus): Agreed. Too sweet and designed for a singular effect.
[17:56] (Unique): and i want to play with my new lcd monitor :D
[17:56] (shell): ok see ya genie :)
[17:56] (Unique): Bye shell!
[17:56] (Mike2): im into sweet drinks
[17:56] (Mike2): i drink flavored beer im not afraid to admit it
[17:56] (Mike2): the only beer i can tolerate is coors light
[17:56] (Tinnitus): Most chicks are. ;-)
[17:56] (Mike2): hahhaa
[17:56] (shell): hahaha

#224    (3 up, 0 down)

<Anthony> I dress up as the King and lubricate myself with McDonald's special sauce.
<Anthony> hey... it's my thing
<Anthony> what can I say?