AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#379    (2 up, 0 down)

[7:35pm] Tinnitus: Greetings and salutations Sir Vect.
[7:35pm] Vect: well met lord tinnitus
[7:36pm] Tinnitus: You are looking hale indeed. Would you care for a haunch of beef?
[7:36pm] Vect: only if i could wash it down with a stein of mead
[7:37pm] Tinnitus: Verily, we have many draughts to pleasure thee.
[7:38pm] Vect: be there any fine maidens in this abode?
[7:39pm] Vect: i hear the one named "anthony" is a saucy lass
[7:39pm] Tinnitus: Nay, but sundry serving wenches are willing.
[7:39pm] Anthony: FOR THE LOVE OF STEAK!!!

#378    (0 up, 0 down)

<omirix> lol wow
<omirix> my neighbor is gay
<omirix> for real
<omirix> i live in a city where most old guys are gay as shit
<Anthony> how'd you find out? had sex with him?
<omirix> yes
<omirix> so he was talking to me as i was pulling out
<omirix> and hes like
<omirix> <caps>Oooooooooooooooooooooh</caps>
<omirix> <caps>Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy</caps>
<omirix> <caps>Gooooooooooooooooooooooood</caps>

#376    (1 up, 1 down)

[20:06] (Mike): rollin down the street smokin endo sippin on gin & juice
[20:06] ([_Toxa_]): hi all
[20:06] (Mike): hahaha.
[20:06] (CeramicDog): lol
[20:06] ([_Toxa_]): 4e
[20:06] ([_Toxa_]): ti lol
[20:06] (Mike): me and anthony are like snoop and dr dre
[20:06] (shell): hahaha
[20:06] (CeramicDog): the generic white versions
[20:06] (shell): someone send that to AQ
[20:06] ([_Toxa_]): hah ahahaha

#375    (12 up, 2 down)

[7:59pm] KermitsHomebrew: vect is following me
[7:59pm] Tinnitus: He's a heat seeking missile.
[8:00pm] Vect: yep
[8:01pm] Vect: and your hotttt
[8:01pm] Vect: <- grossed himself out
[8:01pm] Tinnitus: Oh my.

#374    (9 up, 0 down)

[3:50pm] josh_rain: im having an off day
[3:50pm] brian: year
[3:50pm] Sifasa: life

#372    (4 up, 0 down)

[07:56am] Sifasa: cheat!
[07:56am] Sifasa: write it on your arm, under your sleeve
[07:57am] brian: I'm sure they'd see that
[07:57am] Sifasa: i tried
[07:57am] brian: and I have integrity!

#371    (2 up, 0 down)

<magis> how many skits of the ambiguously gay duo are there?
<Anthony> how many were you in?
<Tinnitus> Exactly.

#370    (7 up, 1 down)

[9:23pm] Tinnitus: Mike: When you and Bill wake up in the morning, who rolls out of bed and makes the coffee?
[9:24pm] CeramicDog: neither cause mike still has his lips around bills dick
[9:24pm] Tinnitus: Right. Cream for the coffee.
[9:24pm] shell: hahaha

#369    (1 up, 3 down)

Mike-: IE is the best web browser to ever be created.

#367    (4 up, 0 down)

X: [Vect] <josh_away> ill slice your throat then use your blood as lube when i skullfuck your dead grandma
[12:00pm] Vect: hello
[12:05pm] Generic|Work|: yo
[12:06pm] Tinnitus: Hello and thanks for that TLC quote from Josh. He's such a special guy.
[12:06pm] Vect: ha
[12:06pm] Vect: yeah
[12:06pm] Vect: he's sweet
[12:07pm] Vect: brings a tear to my eye
[12:08pm] Tinnitus: You know, that kind of dialog makes me want to recommend him as a grief counselor in a hospice.
[12:08pm] Vect: yeah.. or as a highschool counseler
[12:09pm] Tinnitus: Tenderly guiding youth onto the right path?
[12:09pm] Vect: mmhmm
[12:09pm] Vect: he'd be a great role model
[12:09pm] Tinnitus: Especially midget youth.
[12:09pm] Vect: oh, definitely