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#220    (1 up, 0 down)

<stfu> he knows when you are sleeping
<stfu> he knows when youre on can
<stfu> hell hunt you down and blast your ass
<stfu> from here to pakistan
<stfu> you better not breathe
<stfu> you better not move
<stfu> you better off dead im telling you dude
<stfu> santa claus is gunning you down!

#217    (2 up, 1 down)

[17:47] (shell): you evil wench!
[17:47] (Sifasa): wolf told me to =(
[17:47] (Perrin): its votin' time!
[17:47] (Sifasa): he hits me when i disobey
[17:47] (shell): it's cheating if you don't put the whole quote in!
[17:47] (Sifasa): sorry shell
[17:47] (Perrin): er
[17:47] (shell): hahhaa
[17:47] (Perrin): what?
[17:47] (Sifasa): =p
[17:47] (shell): bahahahaha
[17:47] (Sifasa): joking!

#216    (2 up, 0 down)

<CeramicDog> hey ya shell baby
<Sifasa> oh ok
<Perrin> e.g. kinda but not really
<shell> CD!!!
<Sifasa> DVD!!!
<shell> i have been waiting for you to come

#208    (1 up, 0 down)

<wolf> gelo, you missed the lonelygirl
<gelo> wolf, i give a fuck about it
<wolf> and here i thought you were interested in chiqs
<gelo> not anymore
<wolf> ah
<gelo> im interested in CASH only
<gelo> ONLY in Cash
<gelo> any whore i can screw later

#203    (1 up, 1 down)

<Anthony> hahaha taco bell put out commercials about their food being safe
<dKo> yeah I saw that
<Anthony> but let's be honest...
<Anthony> Taco Bell has NEVER been safe to eat... EVER
<Anthony> high in collateral damage...

#201    (1 up, 0 down)

<mywetpussy> hi
<mywetpussy> big cock?

#197    (1 up, 0 down)

[1:31pm] Vect: mofo, josh is <reply> he makes me do things... bad things...
[1:31pm] mofo: got it
[1:32pm] Vect: mofo, josh?
[1:32pm] mofo: he makes Vect do things... bad things...
[1:32pm] Vect: HA!
[1:32pm] Vect: no...

#194    (0 up, 2 down)

<Mike> I WAS HOSPITALIZED FOR 3 DAYS WITH AMNESIA, I ASSAULTED A GUY TRYING TO GIVE ME A CATSCAN

#193    (1 up, 0 down)

[22:32] <Anthony> You were over doing it on zoloft and she was getting slobbered on by a bunch of guys dressed like scooby doo and magilla gorilla

#178    (2 up, 1 down)

* Sifasa cornholes Anthony with a northern sea robin fish
<shell> hehe
<shell> open wide antny
<CeramicDog> eeewwwwww
<Anthony> good thing I have my special fishnet boxers on
<Anthony> they'll never get through!
<Sifasa> fag
<wolf> that is a frightening visual
<CeramicDog> tmi anthony
<shell> hahaha