AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#123    (1 up, 0 down)

<Anthony> where's mom?
<LiLpUrP> at home i assume
<Anthony> I feel neglected! tell her this!
<LiLpUrP> uhh okie
<LiLpUrP> lemme see if i can get her attention
<LiLpUrP> she's not online
<Anthony> see? that's just wrong!
<LiLpUrP> well i know she's been having trouble with her wireless cord
<Anthony> trouble with her wireless cord?
<LiLpUrP> dont think so
<LiLpUrP> yes
<Anthony> um
<Anthony> isn't the point of wireless to have no cords?
<LiLpUrP> they tried to reinstall it but now her cd rom is out and it won't let them
<Tinnitus> Heh, wireless card?
<LiLpUrP> err CARD
<Tinnitus> ;-)

#122    (2 up, 0 down)

(21:01:41) <@mereditH> bad gas
(21:02:17) <tRe> you are fucking nasty
(21:02:52) <@Sifasa> what's freenode
(21:04:22) * Nancy (Nancy@24-231-137-31.dhcp.mrqt.mi.charter.com) has joined #ablenet
(21:04:35) <tRe> you say nasty and Nancy shows up

#121    (0 up, 1 down)

<looonuix_9> Anyone for a fuck?
<josh_away> are you a midget?
<josh_away> Will you pretend to be a midget?
<josh_away> Can I pretend to be one?
<josh_away> Will you let me pretend to be one while you rub penut butter on my asshole and lick it off?
<looonuix_9> sweet jesus
<josh_away> hey, dont hate me because im freaky
* looonuix_9 Quit (Quit: AbleNET IRC [http://www.ablenet.org])
<josh_away> haha
<Fuzzy-Wuzzy> beautiful

#120    (1 up, 1 down)

[01:30] * Saminal holds a can of pepsi to his head to try and stop the pain
[01:31] <Saminal> i'm stuck now
[01:31] <Saminal> i think i've playlisted myself into a dead end
[01:31] * Tinnitus pumps endorphins into Saminal.
[01:31] * Saminal chirrups and tries to avoid tuna fleets
[01:31] <Saminal> wait..
[01:32] <Saminal> that's dolphins.
[01:32] <Tinnitus> LOL!
[01:32] <Saminal> xD

#114    (1 up, 1 down)

<josh_away> would you let a guy fuck you in the ass, another guy in the pussy, and suck another guy off while jacking off 2 more guys?
<Nancy> fuckin eh , yeah i would

#113    (2 up, 0 down)

<niceblue> ai lae knal ga????
<Saminal> no.
<niceblue> why
<Saminal> because i have absolutely no idea what you just said.

#112    (0 up, 1 down)

<Ja10> damn me for being so damn irresistble
<Ja10> er irresistible
<shell> that's what you get for stuffing your unmentionables with chocolate and peanut butter!
<Ja10> i know i know but i did it all for you
<shell> oh baby
<shell> you know what i like

#111    (1 up, 1 down)

[19:33] <CDNgirl> Janine, do you get it much?
[19:33] <Janine> get what much?
[19:33] <Sifasa> define "it"?
[19:34] <CDNgirl> sex
[19:34] <Sifasa> =o
[19:34] <Janine> no :-/
[19:34] <Janine> unless you count my hand! JUST KIDDING

#110    (2 up, 0 down)

<Anthony> Janine?
<mofo> i heard Janine was princess pantless
<Janine> HEY!

#109    (2 up, 0 down)

-!- geoge [geoge@host-87-74-13-210.bulldogdsl.com] has joined #ablenet
<wolf> you forgot an 'r', george
<geoge> shit
<geoge> srry