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#817
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Anthony: I still get carded sometimes
DK745: for senior citizen discounts?
Wosheh: haha
Commander: hahaha
Commander: zing!
#816
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<shell> wtf is it with gary oldman
<shell> he is like 28374565 years old and still hot
<shell> maybe it's just me
<shell> you playx a fabulous dracula once and i love you forever
<Kerm> dont worry shell we know you mean gary glitter
#814
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-!- batman400 [bengalleon@h-67-101-109-106.lsanca54.dynamic.covad.net] has joined #ablenet
<batman400> hi
<batman400> i need help
<DK745> with what?
<batman400> how I can download the list to get into the chat room
<batman400> the list that give from a to z
<DK745> ./list
<DK745> ?
<batman400> ./list
<batman400> but where
<DK745> without the .
<batman400> oh I am looking for gaymexico that what I am looking for
<batman400> or anything else that start with gay
<DK745> well is there any on the list?
<batman400> no
<DK745> then there are none
<batman400> so it have to be something with the word gay on the list
<batman400> ok thank you very much I appreciate your help
<batman400> sorry to bother you I appreciate that
-!- batman400 [bengalleon@h-67-101-109-106.lsanca54.dynamic.covad.net] has left #ablenet []
<DK745> ...
<hud> that guy was so gay
<DK745> really? what made you think that?
<hud> just his attitude
<hud> heh
<Anthony> man.... someone who actually WANTED gay porn for once... how do you prank that?
<acid_rain> give em straight porn
<Anthony> you'd think so...
<acid_rain> maybe
#812
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Mike: Reagan introduced crack cocaine on the streets of L.A. to arm the Sandinistas and raise money for Iran contra
Tinnitus: Hahahahahahaha!
DK745: ...
Mike: Clinton just banged some intern he thought was hot, who cares
DK745: are you kidding me
sparkles: Nixon just broke into an office building
DK745: you can't actually be serious...
Mike: i am the most serious ive ever been
DK745: hahaha
Mike: go to google and type in Reagan + crack cocaine
DK745: why not just provide us with a link
Tinnitus: And there you have it. A serious Mike. It speaks for itself.
sparkles: go to google and type in "clinton aids conspiracy"
Mike: http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB2/nsaebb2.htm
Tinnitus: Results 1 - 10 of about 481,000 for mike + cocaine. (0.22 seconds) Results 1 - 10 of about 76,800 for Reagan + crack cocaine. (0.18 seconds)
Tinnitus: You lose Mike.
#811
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Mike: I emailed my uncle "You're a retarded old man."
Mike: hahaha'
Sifasa: well at least we know you werent adopted, mike
meredith: lololol
Tinnitus: Ha! Nice one Sif.
Sifasa: heh
Anthony: haha nice
#810
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<Mike> Anthony is a homosexual pervert
<Kerm> as opposed to mike
<Kerm> who is just homosexual
#809
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<Anthony> you love chicks
<Anthony> with dicks
<Mike> that has nothing to do with it
#808
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Mike: I was completely betrayed last nite
Mike: I was kicked out of the party I was at
Anthony: Gross.
Mike: I spent 2 hrs in the cold trying to call a cab, it never came, so I had to actually GET A RIDE from some person I didnt even know
acid_rain: those people were trying to tell you something
Anthony: Mike got owned? Some friends.
Mike: yeah half my myspace is about to be deleted
Anthony: Why did they kick you out? You seem to get booted from a lot of places lately.
Mike: Cause I threw up in the bathroom
Anthony: Lol!