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#895    (2 up, 0 down)

<+navs> kentucky?
<+mofo> somebody said kentucky is famous for its jelly
<+navs> ah
<+navs> makes sense
<+navs> mofo is getting extremely relevant
<+mofo> no idea

#894    (1 up, 0 down)

<@vod_kanockers> i just wish i had the time for shit. by the time i get home frmo work i dont want to touch a box

#889    (2 up, 0 down)

<@vod_kanockers> mofo love
<mofo> a little birdie told me that love is some kind of "disease"
<@vod_kanockers> :o
<@vod_kanockers> see what happens when you leave mofo alone with gelo
<@vod_kanockers> mofo who said love
<mofo> vod_kanockers: I heard about 'love' from gelo on Sun Apr 5 06:30:21 EDT 2009
<@vod_kanockers> hah wow

#887    (2 up, 0 down)

<+ydorg> when was the last orgasm you had?
<+ydorg> doh
<+ydorg> fail
<+ydorg> mofo when was the last orgasm you had?
<mofo> no idea, ydorg
<+ydorg> mofo that long ago eh
<mofo> I have no idea what you are talking about, ydorg
<@Xyon> mofo orgasm
<mofo> come again?

#885    (2 up, 0 down)

<@acid_rain> mofo forget list
<+mofo> acid_rain: I forgot about list
<Generic> mofo doesn't have ops :p
<+mofo> beats me, Generic
<@acid_rain> mofo, !list is <reply> .b $USER
<+mofo> ...but !list is the same as pickpocketing in St. Peter's Square....
<@acid_rain> mofo forget !list
<+mofo> acid_rain: I forgot about !list
<@acid_rain> mofo, !list is <reply> .b $USER
<+mofo> sure thing, acid_rain
*** acid_rain!fuck@acid_rain.Users.AbleNET.org sets mode +o mofo
*** X!X@Services.AbleNET.org sets mode -o mofo
<@acid_rain> ....
<@Xyon> lol

#884    (4 up, 0 down)

<grody> i need a bj
<ANDRE> I NEED lot of money?

#883    (8 up, 0 down)

<Mike> BRING THE TROOPS HOME
<Mike> BRING THE TROOPS HOME
<Mike> BRING THE TROOPS HOME
<brian> we come home all the time
<brian> fool

#882    (3 up, 0 down)

<DK> the men who stare at goatse
<boo-urns> jealous?
<Tinnitus> Those Euro weenies sure are funny.
<Anthony> come again?
<boo-urns> not for an hour
<Tinnitus> Slow refraction time.
<Anthony> this is a sticky conversation. :/

#880    (3 up, 1 down)

<Xyon> Yeah, I've been... busy.
<Andrea> ok let's do it quicky
<Andrea> you kidding right?

#878    (3 up, 1 down)

[03:26:10] <@Kerm> mike
[03:26:13] <@Kerm> way too long
[03:26:17] <@Kerm> i thought id like it