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#96    (1 up, 2 down)

<GlAdE> Sifasa - you female??
<Sifasa> yes
<LeBronJames> desperate Housewife
<LeBronJames> zuuhehehe

#95    (3 up, 3 down)

* Joins: rawa (rawa@85.104.12.116)
<rawa> hi
<rawa> do you know other islam channels?
<protector> yeah there is man
<protector> many
<protector> *
<rawa> could you give some names
<protector> type /list
<protector> u will see all the names of channels
<rawa> type/list
<protector> yeah
[23:39] <protector> without type
<rawa> list
<protector> with /
<Khurram> lol
<protector> :)

#94    (1 up, 0 down)

<kurtlarvadisi> ok
<kurtlarvadisi> ??'m turk??sh
<kurtlarvadisi> u
<stfu> russian
<kurtlarvadisi> good
<kurtlarvadisi> have you god messenger adress?
<stfu> nope
<stfu> i dont chat to god
<stfu> sorry
<stfu> try something like
<stfu> god@msn.com
<stfu> or
<stfu> god@hotmail.com
<stfu> you can also try jesus@hotmail.com
<stfu> and then ask him to let you talk to his dad

#92    (1 up, 1 down)

<Anthony> your sister's got dumps like a truck, truck
<Generic> say what?
<Sebastian> say.
<Anthony> thighs like what? what, what?
<Sebastian> Your sister free tomorrow night?
<Anthony> ask if she'll LET ME SEE THAT THOOONNGGG
<Generic> Thong Thon-Thon-Thong

#91    (1 up, 0 down)

<meredith> ineed a haircut
<gelo> hehehe
<gelo> meredith: you need bold
<meredith> ?
<gelo> meredith: bold head
<gelo> like Sigourney Weaver in Alien IV.

#86    (1 up, 0 down)

<ThUnknownStaffer> Hey, could I ask you guys a hypothetical
question?
<Anthony> can I give you a hypothetical answer?
<ThUnknownStaffer> Is it better to be declared mentally
incompetent, or to get charged with two felonies?
<Anthony> either way you get locked up and SOMEONE fucks you in the ass.

#85    (0 up, 0 down)

<killabilla> cara de pina
<killabilla> =)
<killabilla> i just said pineapple face
<+The_ZoRo> haha
<killabilla> now that is how to spak spanish without sounding retartded

#83    (5 up, 0 down)

<Sifasa> i asked shell to cyber me
<Sifasa> last night
<Sifasa> she said no
<Sifasa> =(

#82    (4 up, 0 down)

<pinksocks> I wasn't invited. :(
<Anthony> neither was I
<pinksocks> boohoohoo
<pinksocks> Uh huh.
<pinksocks> wolf wants you in the pool. :P
<Anthony> don't they all
<pinksocks> Does it hurt when your head swells?
<Anthony> no. I just loosen my pants a bit.
<pinksocks> Anthony!

#80    (10 up, 0 down)

<shell> how was your days sebs?
<Sebastian> Long
<Sebastian> yours?
<mofo> yours is too small dude..
<wolf> hahah
<Sebastian> SHUT UP, MOFO
<mofo> MAKE ME
<wolf> mofo is awesome