AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#79    (1 up, 0 down)

<shell> hey guys
<wolf> HEYYYY YOUUU GUYYYYSS!!!!
<wolf> who gets the ref
<shell> hehe me!
<josh_rain> wolf: seen goonies one to many times? :P
<mofo> I haven't seen 'goonies', josh_rain

#78    (1 up, 0 down)

<wolf> i need someone with mIRC to do me a favour
<wolf> anyone?
<mofo> Not me!
<wolf> shut up mofo
<mofo> MAKE ME
<wolf> fuck you
<mofo> no wolf, fuck you!
<wolf> !!!

#77    (3 up, 0 down)

<SamiJ> i'm just bored... at least i'm not nancy dude.
<josh_rain> I rank you lower than her, atleast she has some level of intelligents lol and knows how to use a search engine :P
<Anthony> that'd be a step up for you
<Anthony> hahaha
<Anthony> dude
<josh_rain> lol
<SamiJ> dude! i never realized i was that unpopular
<Anthony> never measure someone's intelligence if you can't spell the word.

#76    (4 up, 0 down)

<spank> hello i my call philippe fan and love of torrie wilson i search video of torrie wilson and divas spanking h
<spank> i am french
<spank> hbk it's the best
<spank> i search video and photo of wrestling spanking divas
<spank> can we me help
<Anthony> wow.... that is weird.
<Anthony> I don't think we can give you the kind of help you need.
<spank> why
<Anthony> because you need help.
<spank> yes

#74    (7 up, 0 down)

<Anthony> awe some sad lookin hotties at the superbowl
<paradox> Anthony: go play the smpathy card :p
<Sifasa> they werent hot
<Sifasa> they were female/
<Sifasa> s'bout it
<Anthony> "Hey baby..I noticed your team lost the superbowl.. how about we make up for that missing score?"
<Anthony> Sifasa is such a hater.
<Sifasa> no im not
<Anthony> hater.
<Sifasa> they werent hot.
<paradox> haha Anthony that was pretty good
<paradox> :p
<Anthony> I'm sending it to hallmark
<paradox> you'd get Sifasa wit that
<Sifasa> whoa
<Sifasa> back up paradox
<Anthony> I'd get Sifasa with a cheese burger
<Sifasa> i think i might have to disagree
<Anthony> but shh h
<Sifasa> FUCK YOU
<mofo> no Sifasa, fuck you!
<Anthony> hahahaha
* You were kicked by Sifasa (Anthony)
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* X sets mode: +o Anthony
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<Anthony> hahahaha
<paradox> lol
* Joins: Sifasa (SOAD@bb-205-209-93-234.gwi.net)
* X sets mode: +o Sifasa
<Sifasa> =)
<Sifasa> besides
<Sifasa> i hate hamburgers
<Sifasa> make it some chicken fingers and we'll talk
<Anthony> I am seriously laughing my ass off here

#72    (9 up, 2 down)

<pual_wall> how did u do that thing...um...*cd hands shell a cookie 4 being nice to me?
<CeramicDog> type ./me {message} without the period in front
<pual_wall> hm...
<pual_wall> .me
<pual_wall> i can't figure it out =
<CeramicDog> type /me
<CeramicDog> then hit enter
* /me: insufficient parameters
* CeramicDog typed /me
<pual_wall> ded
<CeramicDog> the word me, not your nick
<CeramicDog> type the following exactly as i type it minus the quotation marks ok
<CeramicDog> "/me is a chode"
* pual_wall is a chode
<shell> haha
<CeramicDog> tadaaaa
<pual_wall> =
<shell> nice.

#71    (4 up, 0 down)

(stfu): animal porn!
(Sebastian): lmfao
(josh_away): i prefer asian lesbian and indian but thats my preference
(stfu): josh_away: and which one you prefer?
(stfu): hehe
(shell): wait wait wait
(shell): indian?
(mofo): well, indian is good
(shell): there's indian porn?
(josh_away): lol ya
(paradox): shell: lol...
(shell): are we talking like indian native american or indian people from india?
(josh_away): its the underground shit
(stfu): :o
(josh_away): :P
(Sebastian): I don't really have a preference. As long as it isn't obvious that she's faking, I'm happy.
(paradox): people from india
(paradox): not native indians
(stfu): josh_away like indian and asian cause they have small peninses
(shell): apu porn?!
(stfu): penises
(shell): hahahahaha
(josh_away): i hate that hollywood fake crap. i prefer the real amature on person with the cam fucking ht other person, webcams work to
(josh_away): as long as its real
(paradox): lol josh_away thats all faked 2
(paradox): bakara
(stfu): hehe
(Sebastian): exactly. I'd go as far as voyeur.
(josh_away): damn it stop ruining my dreams
(paradox): just like when u hear stfu moan.. she just wants it to be over..coz u sux
(stfu): oh, there was once porn on tv
(shell): "silly customer, you cannot harm the....dildo."
(josh_away): sometimes even voyeur is fake
(stfu): called like playboy series
(stfu): and so this girl is fucking the guy
(josh_away): i love hoe we jumpofrom topic to topic
(stfu): and hes like 'im gonna cum'
(stfu): and shes like
(stfu): 'i want you to cum to my face'
(josh_away): fuck all that, i want the girl im fucking to talk nerdy to me
(stfu): hes like cool and she gets off him
(stfu): and so
(josh_away): "Oh yeah baby give me that hard drive!
(stfu): hes like
(stfu): take off the condom
(josh_away): "oh oh oh, format it bitch!
(shell): stfu knows his porn hehe
(stfu): and she makes the moves like shes taking it off
(wolf): .setinfo <stfu> and hes like 'im gonna cum' <stfu> 'i want you to cum to my face'
* wolf runs
(shell): hahaha
(Sebastian): hahahaha
(stfu): but of course they dont show it
(josh_away): "im going to crash, buffer overflow in progress!!"
(stfu): wolf: :P
(stfu): wait hold
(stfu): so like
(stfu): she takes it off and they show her face
(stfu): and him gettin off on it
(stfu): and hes all like omg moan moan i came
(stfu): and shes like wow that was great
(stfu): AND HER FACE IS PERFECTLY CLEAN
(stfu): they show face full screen
(Sebastian): awwww
(Sebastian): he shot a blank
(stfu): after he 'came' on her face
(stfu): and she was like 'wow that was alot'
(stfu): pfft bitches could put some mayo on her at least

#70    (3 up, 1 down)

<Sebastian> hungreh. : (
<Sifasa> eateh!
<wolf> spellingeh!

#69    (2 up, 0 down)

<Mike> stfu do you know how to make gradients
<Mike> it took me like 2 weeks to figure out how to do it in photoshop
<Mike> im graphically retarded
<stfu> yes i know
<Mike> :{

#67    (2 up, 0 down)

<Cold> i am not a hacker
<Cold> and sure am not 14
<paradox> :O omg he surpassed the sterotype
<paradox> Why u in a room called #hacker
<Cold> because my cousin got into hacking alot
<SamiJ> he likes cutting up meat
<Cold> but he died
<Anthony> because he's a woodsman.
<Cold> so to remember him
* Parts: Cold (cherarella@AC90E371.ipt.aol.com)