AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#134    (2 up, 0 down)

<psion> in my wow guild we got all the chicks in the guild to send in pics of their cleavage while holding a sammich
<psion> they were still dressed but just the same it was pretty cool
<pinksocks> What is a wow guild?
<wolf> pinksocks: a collection of internet nerds

#133    (2 up, 1 down)

* Merodoc (wjmclaugh@c-24-91-89-149.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #ablenet
<magis> i like nancy
<magis> dont be missin with my nigga
<josh_rain> you like anything with a vagina
<BrokenAngel> Its here that got all out of her face about stuff.
<josh_rain> or anything that looks like a vagina
<Merodoc> I can see maturity radiates like a shining star here.
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#132    (3 up, 0 down)

<Commander> oh my god
<Commander> oh my god
-!- Irssi: Message repeated 2 times
<Commander> the mcdonald's steak egg and cheese bagel from 6am today
<josh_rain> oh my god
<Commander> and the burger king angus steak burger
<Commander> from a few hours ago
<Commander> just met in my colon
<Commander> i think they're fighting
<Commander> holy shit i have to shit really badly

#131    (2 up, 0 down)

<Mike> I dont know, Im still bugged about Tori dude
<Commander> move on, mike
<Commander> it's been forever
<Commander> try someone new
<Commander> what's the worse that could happen?
<Mike> When I have sex, in my mind, it will always be you I'm fucking.

#129    (3 up, 0 down)

<Commander> Anthony: remember joelle?
<Anthony> yes
<Commander> i went up to see her in montreal a couple years back
<Commander> she toured me the city
<Commander> it was amazing
<Anthony> you shoulda tapped it
<Commander> i was like 10 :(

#128    (3 up, 0 down)

<Mike> i drank 9 cups of coffee this morning
<Mike> and i lost all the damn
<Mike> cream
<Mike> i used it
<Anthony> I came in your coffee
<Anthony> sorry
<Mike> i wish i had some more of it
<Anthony> coffee with my cream?
<Anthony> I bet

#127    (4 up, 0 down)

<m8> well i had a condom i was using
<Anthony> recycled?
<m8> i had to piss at one point and reuse the same one
<Anthony> hahaha wtf
<m8> and thought maybe i put it on backwards at one point
<m8> i dont konw
<m8> and some could have came out
<m8> etc
<Anthony> hahaha WTF!@!

#126    (2 up, 0 down)

Jen: bleh, I have to get up early tomorrow.
Tinnitus: Jen: Then go to sleep and dream about your computer.
Jen: Oo
Jen: why would I do that?
Jen: oh yeah, I have dreams about it all the time..
Jen: I dream of the joystick and how it lovess to make me feel so good.
Jen: Oo
wolf: :o
Jen:
Jen: so ANYWAYS.
Tinnitus: She calls it stick time, wolf.
Jen: Huh? oo

#124    (1 up, 0 down)

Commander: ablenet is near the top of the list
Commander: all the idiots come to the networks on top
josh_rain: ya
Tinnitus: Self selected?
Tinnitus: Easier for people who are alphabetically challenged.
Tinnitus: Profound, Commander.
Commander: don't mock me
josh_rain: don't mock me

#123    (1 up, 1 down)

<Anthony> where's mom?
<LiLpUrP> at home i assume
<Anthony> I feel neglected! tell her this!
<LiLpUrP> uhh okie
<LiLpUrP> lemme see if i can get her attention
<LiLpUrP> she's not online
<Anthony> see? that's just wrong!
<LiLpUrP> well i know she's been having trouble with her wireless cord
<Anthony> trouble with her wireless cord?
<LiLpUrP> dont think so
<LiLpUrP> yes
<Anthony> um
<Anthony> isn't the point of wireless to have no cords?
<LiLpUrP> they tried to reinstall it but now her cd rom is out and it won't let them
<Tinnitus> Heh, wireless card?
<LiLpUrP> err CARD
<Tinnitus> ;-)