AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#51    (0 up, 0 down)

<CeramicDog> i'm a geek during the day, but when home repairs are needed i'm <insert dramatic music here> SUPER HANDYMAN GUY
<CeramicDog> i work cheap, we'll barter for services, you cook and i'll work
<CeramicDog> deal?
<Anthony> deal
<Anthony> as long as you don't expect me to dress sexy and put out that is
<Anthony> cuz I'm not that kinda guy

#49    (2 up, 2 down)

<shadylane> i know everything
<shadylane> im a psycho
<shadylane> i mean
<shadylane> psychic

#48    (1 up, 2 down)

<Mike> the convo dies once again
<Mike> I think you people must have installed something into the ircd to filter out text on my end
<Mike> To finally rid of me
<-- Mike has quit (Quit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 3.81 :: www.XLhost.de ))

#47    (2 up, 0 down)

<Mike> my exgirlfriend became a lesbian
<paradox> thats nice
<Mike> ive been reading her blog
<Mike> :(
<Mike> heh
<matt> link?
<Mike> not giving it out
<Mike> ever

#46    (2 up, 0 down)

<meredith> YES
<Anthony> hehehe
<meredith> i always say, blogs are for self-important nitwits
<Anthony> some blogs are entertaining
<meredith> i am surprised anthony doesnt have one :)
<Anthony> because some people are entertaining
<Anthony> I'm too coolfor a blog
<Anthony> and too lazy
<Anthony> some people are exhibitionists
<Anthony> some are voyeurs
<Anthony> some are attention whores
<Anthony> some are attention-giving whores.
<Anthony> it takes all types to make a village
<wolf> including village idiots
<odin> !
<Anthony> I set em up
<Anthony> he knocks em down
<meredith> what am i?
<mofo> i think meredith is the best thing to ever happen to Ablenet.
<meredith> that's true mofo
<meredith> it's odd that wolf and i share so many opinions
<Anthony> that was mofo
<Anthony> not wolf

#45    (3 up, 0 down)

<meredith> i like to enjoy the bitterness
<meredith> it makes me able to relish the little sweetness that i can find
<Anthony> it makes you a masochist
<meredith> :/

#44    (1 up, 1 down)

< pr0n_sucks133> yo yo homie's
< pr0n_sucks133> y u all so fagoty
< pr0n_sucks133> in da hiz oussssssss
< pr0n_sucks133> i'm a gangsta i'm a strait up g ... bla bla bla
< pr0n_sucks133> i'm actually whiter than your mom

#43    (1 up, 0 down)

<minnina> help me please!
<shell> with what?
<minnina> I have love troubles
<shell> hah
<shell> don't we all
<shell> go write about it in your blog
<shell> next.
* Quits: minnina (c@ppp-72-196.27-151.libero.it) (Quit)

#42    (2 up, 0 down)

* Nyah-Nah rubs her sunburn.
<Nyah-Nah> Owwwww.
<Nyah-Nah> ._.
<wolf> then dont rub it
<Nyah-Nah> And it hurts when I move too.
<meredith> looking forward to skin cancer?
<meredith> you should be wearing a photostable sunblock whenever you're outdoors.
<meredith> but, since you already burnt yourself, try some aloe.
<shell> vinegar removes the pain, aloe for moisture and advil for swelling
<shell> next.
<Commander> my tan won't go away :(
<shell> ask mj for his dermatologist.
<shell> next.

#41    (0 up, 2 down)

<brian_> we have one in my unit who is BEAUTIFUL
<brian_> and she just loathes the army
<brian_> and doesn't give a rats ass
<brian_> loves to argue with people in charge
<ETR> u should have sex with her brian
<brian_> no, sir
<ETR> before she leaves
<brian_> NO, sir
<brian_> you should
<ETR> i would if i was there
<ETR> trust me!
<brian_> she's married though
<ETR> and?
<brian_> and has a kid
<ETR> and?
<ETR> and?
<ETR> ur a military man brian
<ETR> start acting like one
<brian_> I am acting like one.
<ETR> u gotta have sex
<ETR> with the hot girls
<brian_> Not with every female that comes along
<ETR> yea i know
<ETR> only the hot one