AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#92    (1 up, 1 down)

<Anthony> your sister's got dumps like a truck, truck
<Generic> say what?
<Sebastian> say.
<Anthony> thighs like what? what, what?
<Sebastian> Your sister free tomorrow night?
<Anthony> ask if she'll LET ME SEE THAT THOOONNGGG
<Generic> Thong Thon-Thon-Thong

#91    (2 up, 0 down)

<meredith> ineed a haircut
<gelo> hehehe
<gelo> meredith: you need bold
<meredith> ?
<gelo> meredith: bold head
<gelo> like Sigourney Weaver in Alien IV.

#86    (1 up, 0 down)

<ThUnknownStaffer> Hey, could I ask you guys a hypothetical
question?
<Anthony> can I give you a hypothetical answer?
<ThUnknownStaffer> Is it better to be declared mentally
incompetent, or to get charged with two felonies?
<Anthony> either way you get locked up and SOMEONE fucks you in the ass.

#85    (1 up, 0 down)

<killabilla> cara de pina
<killabilla> =)
<killabilla> i just said pineapple face
<+The_ZoRo> haha
<killabilla> now that is how to spak spanish without sounding retartded

#83    (5 up, 0 down)

<Sifasa> i asked shell to cyber me
<Sifasa> last night
<Sifasa> she said no
<Sifasa> =(

#82    (4 up, 0 down)

<pinksocks> I wasn't invited. :(
<Anthony> neither was I
<pinksocks> boohoohoo
<pinksocks> Uh huh.
<pinksocks> wolf wants you in the pool. :P
<Anthony> don't they all
<pinksocks> Does it hurt when your head swells?
<Anthony> no. I just loosen my pants a bit.
<pinksocks> Anthony!

#80    (14 up, 2 down)

<shell> how was your days sebs?
<Sebastian> Long
<Sebastian> yours?
<mofo> yours is too small dude..
<wolf> hahah
<Sebastian> SHUT UP, MOFO
<mofo> MAKE ME
<wolf> mofo is awesome

#79    (3 up, 0 down)

<shell> hey guys
<wolf> HEYYYY YOUUU GUYYYYSS!!!!
<wolf> who gets the ref
<shell> hehe me!
<josh_rain> wolf: seen goonies one to many times? :P
<mofo> I haven't seen 'goonies', josh_rain

#78    (3 up, 0 down)

<wolf> i need someone with mIRC to do me a favour
<wolf> anyone?
<mofo> Not me!
<wolf> shut up mofo
<mofo> MAKE ME
<wolf> fuck you
<mofo> no wolf, fuck you!
<wolf> !!!

#77    (3 up, 0 down)

<SamiJ> i'm just bored... at least i'm not nancy dude.
<josh_rain> I rank you lower than her, atleast she has some level of intelligents lol and knows how to use a search engine :P
<Anthony> that'd be a step up for you
<Anthony> hahaha
<Anthony> dude
<josh_rain> lol
<SamiJ> dude! i never realized i was that unpopular
<Anthony> never measure someone's intelligence if you can't spell the word.