AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#64    (1 up, 1 down)

<SamiJ> damn, i finished my pepsi
<wolf> pepsi is disgusting
<mofo> i already had it that way, wolf.
<wolf> good bot, mofo
<mofo> :)

#63    (0 up, 2 down)

<KingPinInc> mofo KingPinInc?
<mofo> KingPinInc is the crazy insane Ever Crack and Guilty Gear nut.
* Joins: Vazz (imastun@66.230.21.159)
<KingPinInc> .8 Will i become one of the other EverCrack myths?
<X> KingPinInc: Don't count on it.
<KingPinInc> .8 so i ownt kill myself couse of the game =D
<X> KingPinInc: Could be, could be.
<KingPinInc> .8 why? :(
<X> KingPinInc: Outlook not so good.
<KingPinInc> .8 j00 suck =P
<X> KingPinInc: Absolutely!

#61    (3 up, 0 down)

<Anthony> let's get a house and get some kick ass fiber
<Sifasa> fiber?
<Anthony> fiber!
<SamiJ> like All Bran?
<Sifasa> like.. bran?
<Anthony> internet
<mofo> i guess internet is ruining lives of the young
<Sifasa> heh
<SamiJ> it's true
<Sifasa> mofo is so smart

#60    (14 up, 1 down)

<shell> meh i have to go to the bookstore
<shell> soon
<shell> bleh
<Sifasa> heh
<shell> i hope i remember to bring the lube this time
<magis> lol?
<Sifasa> ...
<Sifasa> wow
<PinkFloyd> Am I the only one going WHAT THE FUCK ?
<Sebastian> Nope, it was collective.

#59    (2 up, 0 down)

<mereditH> gelo
<gelo> hi mereditH
<mereditH> how are you gelo?
<gelo> tired
<gelo> :(
<mereditH> me too gelo
<mereditH> we should sleep together
<mereditH> errr...take a nap
<wolf> :o
<shell> hehe
<shell> aha!
* shell logs for later blackma...er posterity
<shell> :D

#58    (1 up, 1 down)

<{-_-}> oh i see stfu stands for something like saint petersburg f university
<{-_-}> or something
<Anthony> no
<stfu> no it stands for shut the fuck up
<Anthony> it stands for shut the fuck up
<Anthony> jinx.
<Anthony> you owe me a coke.

#57    (1 up, 0 down)

<Bad_Santa> .8 how are u
<X> Bad_Santa: I have no idea.
<Bad_Santa> .8 am i gonna score on that one?
<X> Bad_Santa: Don't count on it.
<Bad_Santa> .8 shit why?
<X> Bad_Santa: Reply hazy, try again.
<Bad_Santa> .8 am i gonna fuck her?
<X> Bad_Santa: Don't count on it.
<Bad_Santa> .8 damn
<X> Bad_Santa: Reply hazy, try again.
<stfu> hahaha
<-- Bad_Santa has quit (Signed off)

#52    (2 up, 1 down)

<Sifasa> mofo wolf
<mofo> Sifasa: i'm not following you...
<Sifasa> mofo wolf is an elf.
<mofo> OK, Sifasa.
<Sifasa> mofo sifasa
<mofo> you are hot for elves

#51    (0 up, 1 down)

<CeramicDog> i'm a geek during the day, but when home repairs are needed i'm <insert dramatic music here> SUPER HANDYMAN GUY
<CeramicDog> i work cheap, we'll barter for services, you cook and i'll work
<CeramicDog> deal?
<Anthony> deal
<Anthony> as long as you don't expect me to dress sexy and put out that is
<Anthony> cuz I'm not that kinda guy

#49    (3 up, 3 down)

<shadylane> i know everything
<shadylane> im a psycho
<shadylane> i mean
<shadylane> psychic