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#877    (7 up, 0 down)

<grody> find / -name ANDRE; touch ANDRE; finger ANDRE; unzip *.zip; head; tail; mount -t unf /dev/sex /ANDRE; fsck -y; yes; gasp; fsck|more; yes; yes; eject; umount /ANDRE; make clean; zip *.zip; split; done; exit:xargs
<ANDRE> HAHAHA
<Tinnitus> Hahahahahaha! Nice grody.
<ANDRE> IM DONE THANKS GRODY
<Tinnitus> Was it good for you too?

#876    (4 up, 1 down)

<ANDRE> .PING
<X> ANDRE: Pong!
<ANDRE> wow he was quiet !
<grody> erection issues?
<grody> erm, connection*
<ANDRE> you tell me
* grody fondles ANDRE's crotch
<ANDRE> :)
<grody> you seem to be missing something
<grody> did you castrate yourself?
<grody> or do i just need a microscope?
<ANDRE> BAH I DONT UNDERSTAND
<grody> i do.. but that's because im a lazy bastard and lie in bed all day
<ANDRE> I M A WOMAN!
<grody> ok, that might explain why i got erect then
<ANDRE> NICE!
<ANDRE> HAH
<grody> this is now where you tell me you're jailbait
<ANDRE> AM I WHAT?
<grody> non legal tender
<grody> perpetual probation pussy
<grody> a nonces nicety
<ANDRE> nevermind cyber with you is too hard :p

#875    (3 up, 1 down)

* gelo (gelo@94.230.17.34) has joined #ablenet
<X> [gelo] "Mr. Jenkins, our umbrella seems to be broken, is there any pentagram on it ?"
* Tinnitus draws a pentagram on gelo's umbrella.
<Tinnitus> Don't step outside the circle!
<gelo> i have always been outside the circle
<gelo> they were just imitating the inner adherence
<gelo> they USED your belief in the circle
<Tinnitus> Circle jerk?
<gelo> Tinnitus, exactly
<gelo> i was always OUT!
<Tinnitus> And you wanted in?
<gelo> well it depends
<gelo> on what IT could offer me
<Tinnitus> Depends on who is in the circle jerk?
<gelo> not who, but what possibilites it could bring
<Tinnitus> No doubt.
<gelo> to me :)

#874    (3 up, 1 down)

[17:42:03] *** annibal has joined #ablenet
[17:42:12] <annibal> ciao a tutti
[17:42:25] <Xyon> Italian! Woo!
[17:42:41] <@Tinnitus> No list.
[17:42:44] <annibal> si
[17:43:19] * Xyon hides his wallet
[17:43:43] <@Tinnitus> Arrgh! This be a pirate free zone.
[17:43:49] <Xyon> Yarr
[17:44:10] * Xyon dons the eyepatch and the funny hat and walks into a cannonball.
[17:44:59] * @Tinnitus tosses Xyon overboard. Bad career move, landlubber!
[17:45:12] * ydorg hides the rum
[17:45:18] * Xyon sinks or swims right back to the ship
[17:45:50] <@Tinnitus> I'll bet "hiding" the rum has something to do with your insides.
[17:46:01] * Xyon flogs Tinn
[17:46:16] <ydorg> i doubt my "insides" be that flexible ;P
[17:46:17] * @Tinnitus keelhauls Xyon.
[17:46:36] * Xyon runs Tinn through with a scimitar
[17:46:45] <Xyon> Yarr.
[17:46:49] *** annibal has left #ablenet
[17:46:59] * @Tinnitus stumbles and hangs Xyon from the yardarm.
[17:47:12] * Xyon dangles Tinn from the mizzenmast.
[17:48:31] * @Tinnitus lashes Xyon to the bowsprit.
[17:48:51] * Xyon feeds Tinn some poisoned Crow's Nest soup
[17:50:18] <Xyon> Stick im in the brig, boss.
[17:50:22] * @Tinnitus makes Xyon imbibe bilge water. And feeds him a bilge rat or 3.
[17:51:17] * Xyon gives Tinn the lesser of two weevils.
[17:51:19] * @Tinnitus lets the cabin boy ravage Xyon's aft cabin.
[17:51:31] <@Tinnitus> LOL!
[17:51:43] <@Tinnitus> Boll please.
[17:52:00] <Xyon> Heh.
[17:52:13] <@Tinnitus> Enough frivolity. I've work to do.
[17:52:28] <Xyon> Me too.
[17:52:45] <@Tinnitus> Later.
[17:52:51] * Xyon hoists sail and loads Tinn into the larboard battery.
[17:52:59] <Xyon> Fire!
[17:53:08] <@Tinnitus> Avast!
[17:53:18] <Xyon> Yarr.
[17:53:36] <ydorg> feeds Xyon's wooden leg to the termites
[17:53:39] * @Tinnitus points his cutlass as he sallies forth on a trajectory.
[17:54:05] * Xyon watches as Tinn sails into a French Clipper.
[17:54:35] <@Tinnitus> Ya scurvy dog! Not the Frenchies!
[17:54:44] <Xyon> Thar be booty thar.
[17:55:05] <@Tinnitus> It be well used mate.
[17:55:21] * Xyon hoists the Rolly Joger and sets a pursuit course.
[17:56:27] * @Tinnitus note the French fly the national flag, i.e. white.
[17:56:32] <@Tinnitus> *notes
[17:56:53] <Xyon> Yarr! They be surrenderin to yarr! Arr! Yarr!
[17:57:14] * Xyon has a seizure of yarrs and twitching.
[17:58:08] * @Tinnitus notes the resemblance to Keith Richards.

#873    (3 up, 0 down)

[01:02:24] <Andrea> i just bought an awesome jacket
[01:02:28] <@Tinnitus> After all, gov't and business don't pay lawsuits, you do.
[01:02:34] <Andrea> it doesnt fit me perfect yet
[01:02:44] <@Tinnitus> What does an awesome jacket look like?
[01:02:45] <Andrea> but it was so cheap and it's such a classic
[01:02:46] <Xyon> lol
[01:02:57] <Andrea> heheh
[01:03:08] <Andrea> it's a classic you probably would like it Tinnitus
[01:03:13] <@Tinnitus> Does it say "Awesome!" on the back?
[01:03:35] <Xyon> In flashing LEDs?
[01:03:49] <@Tinnitus> In 3 colors.
[01:03:58] <Xyon> On a random pattern.
[01:04:12] <@Tinnitus> Rotating to sequential.
[01:04:38] <Xyon> And sound effects.
[01:04:59] <@Tinnitus> Yes. Asian car alarm preferred.
[01:05:24] <@Tinnitus> As I recall, you have good taste in clothing Andrea.

#872    (2 up, 1 down)

<@Blaxis> i wouldnt dispense my sperms to my girlfirends mouth
<@Blaxis> that would be so disrespectfull
<@Tinnitus> You don't like to share?
<@Blaxis> i share at the bottom :)
<@Tinnitus> That works too.

#871    (1 up, 0 down)

<BlueDemon> mhh for me that is the way for release tension
<BlueDemon> don't go so hard~

#870    (6 up, 0 down)

eros289> shut up your dirty ass when you are taking to me
<Anthony> eat a dick
<eros289> eat my dick
<Anthony> if you had one
<Anthony> maybe
<eros289> BUEGHEGHEGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<eros289> SHUTTA FUCKA
<Anthony> sensitive subject?
<eros289> AND GETTA FUCKA OF THE CHANEL
<Anthony> I understand
<Anthony> it's MY channel
<eros289> NOBODY LIKES YOU HERE
<Anthony> that might be true
<Anthony> but it's still MY channel
<eros289> YEAH IN YOUR LIMITED IMAGINATIORITY
<Anthony> if you're going to insult me in my language...
<Anthony> Do me a favor?
<Anthony> at least get a better grasp of it
<eros289> WHAT?
<Anthony> exactly.
<eros289> LEARN BETTER ENGLISH
<eros289> DONT GIVE UP
<Anthony> Exactly.

#869    (9 up, 1 down)

<Xyon_Away>
<@Tinnitus> Every woman's secret weapon.
<Xyon_Away> They're not that secret, really.
<@Tinnitus> Agreed, they're usually on display as a reminder. What's secret is the subtle method of timing for maximum effect.
<Xyon_Away> Quite how they do that so perfectly, us mere men can only guess.
<@Tinnitus> It's akin to the redirection a magician uses while he's pwning you.
<Xyon_Away> "Look, a squirrel!"
<@Tinnitus> Where!
* Xyon_Away pwns Tinnitus
<@Tinnitus> Man! I hate that.

#867    (6 up, 0 down)

Xyon: Driving home the point is exactly what I have in mind. Tell me more of these multimedia presentations of which you type.
@Tinnitus: Well, folks learn in different fashions depending on sense preference. Combinations of various sensory inputs are likely to increase retention.
Xyon: Wait, are you giving me presentation ideas or sex tips here?
@Tinnitus: Yes.