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#808    (1 up, 0 down)

Mike: I was completely betrayed last nite
Mike: I was kicked out of the party I was at
Anthony: Gross.
Mike: I spent 2 hrs in the cold trying to call a cab, it never came, so I had to actually GET A RIDE from some person I didnt even know
acid_rain: those people were trying to tell you something
Anthony: Mike got owned? Some friends.
Mike: yeah half my myspace is about to be deleted
Anthony: Why did they kick you out? You seem to get booted from a lot of places lately.
Mike: Cause I threw up in the bathroom
Anthony: Lol!

#807    (4 up, 0 down)

Mike: what can i do differently in 2008
Tinnitus: Everything.

#804    (4 up, 0 down)

<Mike> does anyone want to hear about the horrible nightmare i had last night?
<Mike> I need a dream interpetation
<Anthony> whatever it is... it means you're gay.
<Anthony> sorry.
<Anthony> get used to a life of loving dick.
<Mike> hahaha
<Mike> fuck you
<Anthony> see?!?!

#803    (3 up, 1 down)

Mike: i've had phone sex before
Tinnitus: I'll bet you have Mike.
Mike: its pretty boring
Tinnitus: Well, it is you on one end.

#802    (3 up, 0 down)

<+DK745> people need to fisticuff more often
< [CS]Archive_Asher> aww big group hug
<+DK745> and have sword duels
< [CS]Archive_Asher> I love sword duels
<@Anthony> DK wants to cross swords with someone.
< [CS]Archive_Asher> I do too
<@Anthony> asher volunteers.
< [CS]Archive_Asher> I miss it
< [CS]Archive_Asher> I would win
<@Tinnitus> They do that in West Hollywood.

#801    (1 up, 0 down)

<Void> Belakins met Nancy. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:15 from level 52.

#800    (2 up, 0 down)

Mike: I met this girl last night, we went to a strip club together
Mike: heh
gelo: Mike, and?
Mike: it was fun
gelo: hehe
Mike: she showed me poems she wrote in jail
Mike: they were actually pretty cool
gelo: oh man, you became so "honest" today?
Mike: hmm>
gelo: sth. serious must have happened
gelo: Mike, tell us more
Mike: what do you want to know?
gelo: Mike, i dont know, you tell me that makes your "heart" light
...
Mike: At the end of the night, when she told me she had a boyfriend, i was like...
Guest: ahh
Mike: seriously disappointed
Mike: heh

#799    (3 up, 0 down)

Mike: Im going to a strip club tomorrow
Tinnitus: Performing for extra $?
Mike: i want to see my rusian beau
Mike: heh
Tinnitus: The one that's only romantic for $?
Mike: shes gorgeous and shes waiting for me
Mike: heh

#798    (1 up, 1 down)

Mike: i need sex. i should call Roxanne and see if shes free tonight
Mike: heh
Mike: its only $300
Tinnitus: Way to spend your first paycheck.

#796    (1 up, 1 down)

<@Tinnitus> Did you attend parochial school?
<@Anthony> I did
<@Tinnitus> So did I.
<@Anthony> 5th-12th
<@Anthony> catholic school
<@Anthony> I was an altar boy
<@Anthony> I was a lecter
<@Tinnitus> I was an Alter Boy as well.
<@Anthony> I was also the only teenager on the spiritual life committee of the church
<@Anthony> I didn't alter
<@Tinnitus> Interesting.
<@Anthony> and then I stopped going.