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#866
(6 up, 0 down)
Mike: humans are related to lemurs
Mike: cool
Commander: that doesn't mean you can have sex with them, Mike
#865
(5 up, 0 down)
Sifasa: commander is so cute
Commander: thx
Commander: my butt especially
Commander: it's so firm and shapely
Tinnitus: And popular.
Sifasa: heh
#864
(3 up, 0 down)
sparkles: ah... regular bowel movements.
sparkles: is there anything so sublime?
Tinnitus: What? You're not being paid a retention bonus?
#861
(5 up, 0 down)
Mike: Message From Second Life
Mike: Dante I'm sorry i did not get back to you! I just met my neighbors and we ended up talking the whole afternoon. Sorry about that. I'll be happy to show you around soon. Just let me now when you're here.
Mike: hehe
Mike: creepy
Mike: im getting sucked in
Tinnitus: People blow you off even in Second Life?
Tinnitus: That's harsh Mike.
acid_rain: even when you get a second chance you still suck
acid_rain: :-)
#857
(9 up, 0 down)
Mike: Vect make me some food, Tinnitus do my laundry, Anthony wash my feet, Sifasa suck it, Kerm get on all fours, josh bring me my wine
Vect: whoa
Vect: you want someone to suck it AND get on all fours?
Mike: lol
Mike: sorry im cracking up laughing over here
Tinnitus: Noted. But destruction doesn't keep anything alive. It just leaves wreckage in it's wake.
Mike: im just joking
Anthony: whoa whoa whoa
Anthony: You want KERM to get on all fours?
Mike: hahhaaha
#855
(5 up, 0 down)
Mike: I THINK YOU OWE ME A GREAT BIG APOLOGY
Mike: HEAD LIKE A HOLE
Mike: AND WHEN I SUCK YOU OFF NOT A DROP WILL GO TO WASTE!!!
#853
(1 up, 10 down)
<Mike> XP is an obsolete operating system with security flaws. Nothing can stop Windows 7 Public Beta 1
<acid_rain> ;p;
<Mike> There isn't a virus in the world that can take down Windows 7 Public Beta 1 64-bit.
#851
(6 up, 0 down)
<gelo> midgets are awesome :)))
<gelo> but they didnt like my ice-creams either :(
<gelo> it could have been so sweeeeet :(
#850
(6 up, 0 down)
Anthony: my mental filter works at least 65% of the time
Anthony: Brain Code: IF Mike THEN zone out
Mike: haha
Mike: IF Anthony THEN alt-tab youporn.com
Anthony: I make you think of porn?
Anthony: how much dick ARE you looking at?
Mike: it puts me in the zone
Perrin: uhh
Perrin: tango mike india
Mike: j/k