AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#793    (1 up, 0 down)

*x changed the topic to "All new www.AbleNET.org | http://www.ablenet.org/blogs | User of the Month http://www.ablenet.org/community"
b3n: thats a fucking fix
b3n: !
Tinnitus: I didn't know what was happening! stfu started talking fancy to me!
Tinnitus: Before I knew it, I was a used "User of The Month".
b3n: lol
Tinnitus: I fear who'll be next!
Tinnitus: Watch your back.
b3n: nah im not here enough
b3n: thank god
Tinnitus: Perhaps an Abuser of The Month is in order?
b3n: thats me
b3n: Wanker of the Month
Tinnitus: Nah. Mike would win every month.

#792    (1 up, 2 down)

<Anthony> AbleNET went from 300 unique hits a day to over 900 in just under a month
<Mike> congratulations
<Mike> probably due to me linking to your site

#791    (3 up, 0 down)

mereditH: god my head hurts
sparkles: hungover?
mereditH: yes
mereditH: or drunk, i suppose
sparkles: do you need someone to hold your hair?
Tinnitus: Nice.
mereditH: No, I'm ok

#790    (4 up, 0 down)

mereditH: I'm not asking him about things which I know nothing about
sparkles: then how do you learn anything?

#789    (4 up, 0 down)

<sparkles> i need smaller condoms

#788    (1 up, 3 down)

<meredith> you know what
<meredith> you guys should thank me
<meredith> I'm trying to help your irc image.

#787    (1 up, 4 down)

--- X gives channel operator status to meredith
<meredith> I'd like to remind you that I have ops in this channel
<meredith> and I like kicking people.
<dextro> oh my
<dextro> you're not the only one
<meredith> I also have swing with the network owner.
<meredith> so, be warned.

#786    (3 up, 0 down)

<Assad> hi meredith
<meredith> hi
<meredith> assad, tell me about yourself.
<meredith> a/s/l for starters.
<Assad> 12/f/brazil
<meredith> come on, be serious
<stfu> Assad is ugly, ive seen her pic
<Assad> stfu is just mad because i won't put up
<meredith> I always thought assad was a man.
<Assad> ...
<Assad> my name is mandy
<meredith> ok
<meredith> where are you from?
<meredith> how old are you?
<Assad> brazil
<Assad> 12
<Assad> f
<meredith> I think you're fibbing
<meredith> no woman would choose than name Assad
<Assad> haha
<Sarah> Assad is a girl, meredith
<stfu> Assad is wannabe girl
<Assad> hehe
<Assad> i am the gender bender
<Assad> my middle name is "Pat"

#785    (2 up, 1 down)

--> caughtintheflow (caughtinth@user-0vvdb3d.cable.mindspring.com) has joined #AbleNET
<Anferny> what kind of flow?>
<Anferny> menstrual flow?
<caughtintheflow> haha
<Anferny> that would suck.
<caughtintheflow> yeah
<Anferny> :D
<caughtintheflow> ya know.. the natural flow.. just the way shit goes
<Anferny> I wouldn't want to be caught in a shit flow either.

#784    (3 up, 0 down)

<stfu> sent sms to gelo
<stfu> wee
<meredith> how can you txt gelo?
<stfu> simply
<meredith> does he use AIM?
<stfu> no
<stfu> i have his cell #
<meredith> WTF
<meredith> have you spoken with him?
<stfu> no
<stfu> but i can
<meredith> how did you get it?
<stfu> i asked him
<meredith> why did you want to?
<stfu> and he gave me his #
<stfu> i was bored
<meredith> bitch, dont go after my man!!!!!!!!