AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#785    (2 up, 1 down)

--> caughtintheflow (caughtinth@user-0vvdb3d.cable.mindspring.com) has joined #AbleNET
<Anferny> what kind of flow?>
<Anferny> menstrual flow?
<caughtintheflow> haha
<Anferny> that would suck.
<caughtintheflow> yeah
<Anferny> :D
<caughtintheflow> ya know.. the natural flow.. just the way shit goes
<Anferny> I wouldn't want to be caught in a shit flow either.

#784    (3 up, 0 down)

<stfu> sent sms to gelo
<stfu> wee
<meredith> how can you txt gelo?
<stfu> simply
<meredith> does he use AIM?
<stfu> no
<stfu> i have his cell #
<meredith> WTF
<meredith> have you spoken with him?
<stfu> no
<stfu> but i can
<meredith> how did you get it?
<stfu> i asked him
<meredith> why did you want to?
<stfu> and he gave me his #
<stfu> i was bored
<meredith> bitch, dont go after my man!!!!!!!!

#783    (2 up, 0 down)

<meredith> hi
<stfu> hi
<Assad> hi
<meredith> sex
* Assad sexes meredith
<meredith> wrong hole :D
<Assad> whoops
* Assad switches
<Assad> :D
* stfu dies laughing
<stfu> i want some lovin too
<stfu> i miss etruscan, lol
* meredith passes the vibrator
<meredith> where did he go?
<stfu> haha, no thank you
<stfu> donno, offline
<meredith> is he your cyber-love?
<stfu> hahaha
<stfu> yea, sure
<meredith> gelo was mine until he went sane :~(
<meredith> there's nothing more devastating to love than a sudden onset of sanity.

#782    (2 up, 0 down)

<josh_rain> .setinfo I masturbate more then you
<cRaZyGiRl> :o
<cRaZyGiRl> not true
<cRaZyGiRl> hahahaha

#781    (3 up, 0 down)

<meredith> i dont care if your jizz gets on my face
<Anthony> does that mean I can jizz on your face?
<meredith> that's a loaded question :D

#780    (1 up, 0 down)

<Anthony> that's absolutely horrible
<GrUnGeR> well thats mere all over
<GrUnGeR> "horrible"
<Anthony> all over her face?
<meredith> fuck you

#779    (1 up, 0 down)

<meredith> it just shows how lame irc is.
<Anthony> meredith, you know what's lamer than irc?
<Anthony> being on irc when you think it's lame
<meredith> which reminds me.
<meredith> why am i here?

#778    (4 up, 0 down)

<meredith> my therapist says my problem is that I am too nice to people
<Anthony> hahaha
<navs> roflroflrofl
<Tinnitus> Get another therapist.
<sparkles> you've never been nice to me

#777    (4 up, 0 down)

* gelo has quit (Ping timeout)
<Mike> thank fucking god.
* gelo (gelo@ip-84-201-213-2.it-net.pl) has joined #ablenet
<gelo> c'mon im not saying that DNA got holes
<stfu> Mike: god hates you :D

#776    (3 up, 0 down)

* mIRC-ADMIN (admin@dslb-084-058-047-238.pools.arcor-ip.net) has joined #ablenet
<mIRC-ADMIN> Hello
<mIRC-ADMIN> Anyone here?
<+mofo> Nope!
<mIRC-ADMIN> I hear that this server is Infected with an trojan
<mIRC-ADMIN> right?
<mIRC-ADMIN> Hello?
<mIRC-ADMIN> i can shutdown this server if you dont like to speak with me
<mIRC-ADMIN> I message the hoster from this server
<mIRC-ADMIN> bye
<mIRC-ADMIN> shutingdown in 15 Minutes
<mIRC-ADMIN> 13 Monutes
<mIRC-ADMIN> 13 Minutes
<mIRC-ADMIN> 12 Minutes
* mIRC-ADMIN (admin@dslb-084-058-047-238.pools.arcor-ip.net) Quit (Excess Flood)
* mIRC-ADMIN (admin@dslb-084-058-047-238.pools.arcor-ip.net) has joined #ablenet
<@acid_rain> mIRC-ADMIN
<@acid_rain> you are an idiot
<mIRC-ADMIN> Im the admin
<@acid_rain> the admin of mIRC?
<mIRC-ADMIN> from the mIRC client
<mIRC-ADMIN> Yeah
<@acid_rain> you control all the mirc apps?
<mIRC-ADMIN> and im the coder
<mIRC-ADMIN> Yeah
<@acid_rain> dude
<@acid_rain> no one controls mirc
<@acid_rain> if it helps i havea cracked version of mirc
<@acid_rain> does that make you mad?
<mIRC-ADMIN> Im Khaled Mardam-Bey
<mIRC-ADMIN> YES
* mIRC-ADMIN is known as KhaledMardam-Bey
<@acid_rain> what language did you program mirc in?
<KhaledMardam-Bey> irc
<@acid_rain> that is not a language
<+Kerm> lol
<KhaledMardam-Bey> german
<@acid_rain> get off your moms computer
<KhaledMardam-Bey> englisch
<KhaledMardam-Bey> is an language