AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#804    (6 up, 0 down)

<Mike> does anyone want to hear about the horrible nightmare i had last night?
<Mike> I need a dream interpetation
<Anthony> whatever it is... it means you're gay.
<Anthony> sorry.
<Anthony> get used to a life of loving dick.
<Mike> hahaha
<Mike> fuck you
<Anthony> see?!?!

#803    (6 up, 1 down)

Mike: i've had phone sex before
Tinnitus: I'll bet you have Mike.
Mike: its pretty boring
Tinnitus: Well, it is you on one end.

#802    (5 up, 0 down)

<+DK745> people need to fisticuff more often
< [CS]Archive_Asher> aww big group hug
<+DK745> and have sword duels
< [CS]Archive_Asher> I love sword duels
<@Anthony> DK wants to cross swords with someone.
< [CS]Archive_Asher> I do too
<@Anthony> asher volunteers.
< [CS]Archive_Asher> I miss it
< [CS]Archive_Asher> I would win
<@Tinnitus> They do that in West Hollywood.

#801    (2 up, 0 down)

<Void> Belakins met Nancy. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:15 from level 52.

#800    (3 up, 0 down)

Mike: I met this girl last night, we went to a strip club together
Mike: heh
gelo: Mike, and?
Mike: it was fun
gelo: hehe
Mike: she showed me poems she wrote in jail
Mike: they were actually pretty cool
gelo: oh man, you became so "honest" today?
Mike: hmm>
gelo: sth. serious must have happened
gelo: Mike, tell us more
Mike: what do you want to know?
gelo: Mike, i dont know, you tell me that makes your "heart" light
...
Mike: At the end of the night, when she told me she had a boyfriend, i was like...
Guest: ahh
Mike: seriously disappointed
Mike: heh

#799    (4 up, 0 down)

Mike: Im going to a strip club tomorrow
Tinnitus: Performing for extra $?
Mike: i want to see my rusian beau
Mike: heh
Tinnitus: The one that's only romantic for $?
Mike: shes gorgeous and shes waiting for me
Mike: heh

#798    (3 up, 1 down)

Mike: i need sex. i should call Roxanne and see if shes free tonight
Mike: heh
Mike: its only $300
Tinnitus: Way to spend your first paycheck.

#796    (2 up, 1 down)

<@Tinnitus> Did you attend parochial school?
<@Anthony> I did
<@Tinnitus> So did I.
<@Anthony> 5th-12th
<@Anthony> catholic school
<@Anthony> I was an altar boy
<@Anthony> I was a lecter
<@Tinnitus> I was an Alter Boy as well.
<@Anthony> I was also the only teenager on the spiritual life committee of the church
<@Anthony> I didn't alter
<@Tinnitus> Interesting.
<@Anthony> and then I stopped going.

#795    (6 up, 3 down)

Mike: Should my ops be restored by year's end, I fully pledge to protect gelo from the abuse of all channel regulars and restore order to #ablenet

#794    (5 up, 0 down)

<Mike> I have come to terms that since what happened I will never be with another woman again and I am totally fine accepting that fact.