AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#773    (1 up, 0 down)

<Anthony> cRaZyGiRl is gonna marry a guy with a small wang and have buttsex often
<cRaZyGiRl> Anthony: I would NEVER marry a guy with a small wang
<Anthony> so much for marrying for love

#772    (0 up, 0 down)

<Commander> dude, wtf is this
<Commander> www.linux.org
<Commander> hahaha
<Commander> some dumbass thinks he can do better than xp

#771    (0 up, 0 down)

<meredith> stfu, is anthony around?
<vap0r> whats the authserv identify command on this server
<dextro> /msg authserv identify
<vap0r> identify is unknown command
<stfu> /msg authserv auth or /msg authserv register
<dextro> do this
<dextro> /msg authserv@services.ablenet.org identify nick pass
<stfu> /msg authserv register nick pass
<dextro> do.
<dextro> auth.
<dextro> we auth here.
<dextro> not identify.
<dextro> identifying is for nickservs.
<stfu> haha, dextro
<vap0r> god im not registered on this serverf
<dextro> no
<dextro> you're not cool
<vap0r> this is bs in my opinion lol
<dextro> just do it.
<stfu> hehe
<stfu> .addpeon vap0r
<stfu> enjoy
<vap0r> .setinfo vap0r <3 dextro
<vap0r> that was so worth it
<vap0r> .access stfu
<meredith> can i just tell you something
<vap0r> no.
<dextro> ZING
<meredith> it really fucking pisses me off when you guys ignore me
<vap0r> go write a poem about it, hippie

#770    (1 up, 1 down)

<meredith> hello, I'm 25 and have a big zit on my cheek.
<meredith> I'm also on the rag.

#769    (2 up, 1 down)

<meredith> i love all of you

#768    (2 up, 0 down)

<meredith> I feel like sitting in a cafe and drinking coffee, but I don't have anyone to go with :(
<Commander> take a laptop with you
<Commander> if they have wireless, irc
<Commander> :D
<Commander> but i prefer these strange people called "friends"
<Anthony> Commander you have to have friends first :P
<Commander> Anthony: tell mere, not me
<Commander> i have enough friends willing to go to starbucks or whatever with me
<meredith> I have friends....they just don't live here :(
<meredith> what, you don't believe I have friends?!
<meredith> I have friends,dammit.
<Commander> can normal people see them, mere?
<X> I see dead people.
<meredith> only if they're wearing 3-d glasses :)

#767    (3 up, 0 down)

* stfu takes wolf's keyboard away
<agentstfu> What use is IRC if you have no keyboard?
<wolf> mmmmph!

#766    (2 up, 0 down)

--- matt is now known as GeOrGiE_bUsH
<GeOrGiE_bUsH> OMFG... wHY dOeS mY PeNiS sMeLL LieK TuNA???
<Meredith> :(
<Meredith> my fault, sorry

#765    (1 up, 1 down)

<matt> if you paypal me $5 I will touch Meredith's breasts for you
<wolf> rofl
<cyberman> matt, for me? wtf?
<matt> yah dude
<Meredith> I'm not a whore :(
<matt> only $5
<matt> I'll touch em for you

#764    (1 up, 1 down)

<matt> * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
<matt> g g
<matt> o / / o
<matt> a| | | | a
<matt> t| `. | | : t
<matt> s` | | | | s
<matt> e | / / \ --__ \ : e
<wolf> wtf
<matt> x / _--~~ ~--__| | x
<matt> * _-~ ~-_ | *
<cyberman> .kb matt
--- X removes voice from matt
--- X sets ban on *!*@12-228-120-141.client.attbi.com
<-- X has kicked matt from #AbleNET (Bye. (cyberman))
<wolf> thank you
<wolf> who the hell was that
<psion> rofl
<cyberman> idk
<Meredith> my husband
<Meredith> seriously
<wolf> haha
<psion> he tried to goatse us
<stfu> hahahhaa