AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#828    (6 up, 0 down)

<Mike> If Im not back Im in jail.. later yall
<Anthony> CYA Mike
<Anthony> CYA!!!
<Anthony> See Ya and Cover Your Ass!

#827    (6 up, 1 down)

<@acid_rain> ugh, im so out of date. theres new options that i havent seen before with routers
<@acid_rain> time to read
<@acid_rain> .8ball should i?
<@X> acid_rain: Could be, could be.
<@acid_rain> .8ball should i read?
<@X> acid_rain: I have no idea.
<@acid_rain> you are just as worthless as mofo
<+mofo> ...but mofo was better than you...
<@acid_rain> you so fucking suck mofo

#826    (5 up, 1 down)

< meredith> Would Hillary fuck up foreign policy like her husband did?
<Anthony> what leads you to the belief that her husband fucked up foreign policy?
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<Anthony> oh sure
<Anthony> ping out instead of answering the question
<Anthony> "oh fuck... let me pull the plug!"

#823    (4 up, 0 down)

<Lt_General_Anderson> i live with a girl
<Lt_General_Anderson> that i'm doing
<Lt_General_Anderson> how is that gay?
<Anthony> you have a beard?
<Lt_General_Anderson> i have a not so shaven want to be beard
<Mr_220> hahaha
<Mr_220> no man
<Mr_220> a "beard"
<Anthony> what did you say anderson?
<Anthony> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beard
<Anthony> just so we're all clear when this goes on AQ

#822    (2 up, 0 down)

<Anthony> we only have like 5 users anyway
<Anthony> I'm not worried about a running list of users on a /who
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<Anthony> make that 4
<Anthony> we only have 4 users
<wolf> 3, you were counting mofo
<mofo> okay, wolf

#821    (4 up, 0 down)

<RainDaemon> if at first you don't succeed...
<gelo> not exactly but close
<gelo> if you outsmart computers...
<gelo> its like our 8 dat is broken
<gelo> and cannot be fixed
<gelo> unless they kill all humans and machines
<gelo> to leave the field empty
<gelo> and the Cure useless!
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<gelo> Making ppl believe that a Cure was a Virus was the most
sophisticated Art of Devil
<gelo> and His hidden secretary: Satan
<WAHYU> what is satan ?
<gelo> a tool of Devil
<WAHYU> sorry I don't now Devil ( my indonesian "SUNDEL BOLONG")
<gelo> :o
<gelo> Satan didnt like bar bar a
<gelo> Satan was based jewish
<gelo> was always smarter than Jesus
<gelo> by "xoring" the computer algorithm facts
<gelo> if the inner box DNA sequence was 01100110
<gelo> Satan put 10011001
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<gelo> and all this because Satan's goal was to prove that Jesus was in
Love while he created the Universe
<gelo> while the inception or initiation of Cosmos was a very rational
and reasonable action!
<gelo> :)
<gelo> unfortunately whole World believed Satan and fought for Love
that didnt exist
<gelo> the Power of Love is unstoppable
<gelo> thats why Devil didnt have to do much
<gelo> just after all man kind was BLIND
<gelo> and his Unbreakable Army
<gelo> there was NO POWER that could stop Him
<gelo> except a CURE for the Virus he gave birth to
<gelo> so the only way to become Invulnerable or a possibility of a
Cure FOUND!
<gelo> he Told Satan to make a Cure the Target, the VIRUS! and all man
kind YET AGAIN believed!
<gelo> it was very easy to fool ppl because the CURE was associated
with SEX
<gelo> that a Satan was MASTER OF
<gelo> to stop the possibility of a cure to be found, he made whole
World in Love
<gelo> and tell them to Love
<gelo> while the Cure was to STOP a FAKE LOVE and have a good clumsy
chunky FUCK!
<gelo> have a good damn fuck!
<gelo> not being in Love but REASONABLY!
<acid_rain> borat
<acid_rain> how are you today
<gelo> hehehe
<gelo> im fine thanx
<gelo> :)

#820    (4 up, 0 down)

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<mofo> Finally had that surgery, steve?

#819    (1 up, 0 down)

<@Anthony> I just need one monitor
<+Mike> they false advertise all the time
<@Anthony> my 47 inch HDTV
<@Anthony> kthx
<@wolf> 1080p
<@Anthony> 1080p/i of awesomefuckyouallness
<@Anthony> <3 my tv

#818    (4 up, 0 down)

Mike: Anthony get Kerm out of here hes out of control
DK745: hahahhahahahahahaha
Kerm: haha
Kerm: haha
[o: lol
Kerm: hahaha

#817    (3 up, 1 down)

Anthony: I still get carded sometimes
DK745: for senior citizen discounts?
Wosheh: haha
Commander: hahaha
Commander: zing!