AbleNET Quotables - The Best Quotes from IRC.AbleNET.ORG

#763    (1 up, 0 down)

<cyberman> /ignore psion
<psion> :(
<stfu> /ignore everyone
<stfu> why is it so quiet?
<stfu> hello?
<stfu> anyone?

#762    (1 up, 1 down)

* cRaZyGiRl is bored with this talk
* psion molests cyber
<psion> FUCK
<cyberman> O_O
<cRaZyGiRl> ROFL
* psion molests cRaZyGiRl
<cyberman> LMAO
<DeRf> O_o
<stfu> hahhahahah
<DeRf> heh
<cRaZyGiRl> psion i dont take seconds...

#761    (1 up, 1 down)

--> matt (goddenm@12-228-120-141.client.attbi.com) has joined #AbleNET
<cRaZyGiRl> hey matt!!!
--> Meredith (vixen@12-228-120-141.client.attbi.com) has joined #AbleNET
<Meredith> hi
<matt> you have the wrong matt, I suspect
<Meredith> WHO IS HITTING ON MAH MAN
<cRaZyGiRl> no, i just wanted to say hi
<stfu> not me
<Meredith> bitch.
<matt> CRAZYGIRL HITTIN ON ME, HOLLAH BACK MEREDITH
<matt> HOLLAHHHHHH
<Meredith> HOLLAH
<Meredith> H2D
<matt> lololololololol
<cRaZyGiRl> bring it on...
<matt> lolololololol
<Meredith> ROFL LAMA
<matt> no hollah?!
<Meredith> CHALLAH
<matt> bukkake on crazygirl?!
--- X gives channel operator status to Meredith
<Meredith> ops@me
<Meredith> @!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<matt> * matt: you're not channel operator: no hollah
<matt> :(((
<matt> NO HOLLAH......

#760    (0 up, 0 down)

* BigE wants a drink
* cRaZyGiRl slides a drink over to BigE
<BigE> There's nothing like a couple shots of vodka to help the evening go along. ;)
* BigE thanks cRaZyGiRl and drinks
<cRaZyGiRl> vodka ick
<BigE> hehe, puts hair on your chest! :P
<cRaZyGiRl> BigE like i wank hair on my chest *smack*

#759    (1 up, 0 down)

-eve- ummm thax for tellin...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>eve< you should have changed your user name too, the one that goes before your IP
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#758    (3 up, 0 down)

<wolf> X_X
<cyberman> wolf died
<wolf> i am immortal
<wolf> i cannot die

#757    (2 up, 0 down)

* CharColt64 holds cRaZyGiRl hand
* CharColt64 blushes
<wolf> great, another moron to add to the ignore list
<CharColt64> moron?
<svan> that would be you romeo
<CharColt64> how am i a moron
<CharColt64> no one likes me
<CharColt64> :(
<svan> yea its just like real life
<svan> consider it practice

#756    (2 up, 1 down)

<stfu> crazygirl is gone
<stfu> weee
* cRaZyGiRl (MpTrooper@usr4-modem181.runestone.net) has joined #AbleNET
<stfu> or not
<cRaZyGiRl> stfu you're a bitch
<cRaZyGiRl> i'm sl glad you like to talk shit behind my back when i leave
<stfu> i just say what i think
<stfu> if that makes me a bitch, i am one
<cRaZyGiRl> you are one...
<stfu> i would say it to your face
<cRaZyGiRl> cuz that's not the only thing you have done and i know this...
<stfu> but you left
<cRaZyGiRl> no you wouldnt have...
<stfu> i would
<cRaZyGiRl> whatever
<stfu> i can say it right now
<stfu> you act like a whore most of the time you here
<cRaZyGiRl> oh cuz sayin i right now is gunna make it better!?!!?!?
<stfu> its just annoying
<cRaZyGiRl> i'm here to have fun...wtf
<stfu> i thought you were cool
<cRaZyGiRl> well if its annoying to you put me on ignore! DUH
<stfu> you said you were 'shy'
<stfu> i see now how shy you are
<cRaZyGiRl> and i am a shy person...just cuz i can talk freely on here doesnt mean i'm not shy...i dont know you people never seen ya never met ya...so i dont have to be shy...shiiit
<stfu> you dont have to act like a whore either
<stfu> omg, i will stop, i, i promise
<svan> can i get an amen
<stfu> amen
<svan> is that the real stfu
<i> amen!
<Etruscan> AMEN!
<stfu> i am real
<i> yeah
<cRaZyGiRl> ok, i'm not the only one who talks like that...i dont even start most of the time...i cant help what others say ot me...i think you are just jealous...
<svan> dude
<svan> im in love
<Etruscan> with me, svan?
<i> svan and stfu for IRC prom king and queen
<Etruscan> lol
<stfu> jealous of what? of your whorness? :O
<Etruscan> zing!
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<svan> speaking of whores
<i> omglol
<crazyalien2> very funny...
<svan> ok 2 whores walk into a channel
<Etruscan> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<odin> hahahah
<i> rofl
<Etruscan> how ironic
<stfu> hahaha

#755    (1 up, 0 down)

07:33:36 --- You are now known as hmph
07:33:55 --- odin is now known as stfu
07:34:00 <stfu> O_o
07:34:27 * cRaZyGiRl dances around
07:34:34 --> odin (ehebe@66-3-113-80-la-01.cvx.algx.net) has joined #AbleNET
07:34:35 --- X gives voice to odin
07:34:40 * dextro dances with cRaZyGiRl
07:34:46 --> Etruscan (i@c-24-5-195-30.client.comcast.net) has joined #AbleNET
07:35:42 --- stfu is now known as i
07:36:30 --- Etruscan is now known as stfu
07:36:33 --- i is now known as Etruscan
07:36:35 --- odin is now known as i
07:37:18 --- Etruscan is now known as odin
07:37:49 --- stfu is now known as Etruscan
07:37:53 --- i is now known as stfu
07:37:54 --- odin is now known as i
07:39:05 --- i is now known as odin
07:39:12 --- Etruscan is now known as i
07:39:17 --- odin is now known as Etruscan
07:39:20 --- stfu is now known as odin
07:40:02 --- Etruscan is now known as stfu
07:40:06 --- odin is now known as Etruscan
07:40:11 --- i is now known as odin
07:40:36 --- stfu is now known as i
07:41:09 --- i is now known as stfu
07:41:29 --- odin is now known as i
07:41:34 --- stfu is now known as odin
07:43:03 --- You are now known as Anferny
07:48:47 <cRaZyGiRl> holy hell
07:49:19 * cRaZyGiRl is goin elsewhere
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07:49:51 <wolfsfriend> when shes all annoying with her couch its okay
07:49:58 <wolfsfriend> but when we play its bad
07:49:59 <wolfsfriend> pfft

#754    (3 up, 1 down)

<[m]ike> I have a problem
<[m]ike> i have rectal bleeding
<[m]ike> I went to some medical website filled out a questionere
<[m]ike> but it says I have to register
<[m]ike> i feel dizzy
<[m]ike> heh
<[m]ike> You have answered Yes to:
<[m]ike> Do you think your rectal problem is caused by sexual abuse?
<[m]ike> what the hell
<[m]ike> does anyone here know anything about medicine
<[m]ike> nothing but anti-social weirdos on IRC I should know better then to ask for info in here
<[m]ike> heh
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<dextro> wtf
<Anthony> hahaha
<Anthony> homeboy has a rhoid
<Anthony> that's not something you share on irc
<Commander> rofl
<Commander> i take irc over irl friends any day
<Commander> "hey guys, my uh, rectum is bleeding."
<Anthony> where's he gonna go?
<Anthony> with a bloody ass?
<stfu> lol
<Anthony> I am dying here
<Anthony> I have him on aim
<Anthony> I told him to tell tori
<Anthony> his gf
<Anthony> and he said
<Anthony> that she was pissed
<Anthony> cuz he told her his ass was bleeding
<Commander> haha
<stfu> did she anally raped him while he was sleeping?
<dextro> probably
<Anthony> I'd not put it past her
<Anthony> lemme ask him
<stfu> shes crazy
<Anthony> I cant stop laughing heh
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<Anthony> soholow hi!
<Anthony> are you bleeding?
<Anthony> from your anus?