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#103    (2 up, 0 down)

< Janine> rory culkin is so cute
<@Sifasa> rary looks just like mckkauauulaakuyay
<@Sifasa> when he was in my girl
< Janine> yeah except darker hair
<@Sifasa> ya
<@Anthony> I was in your girl too.
<@Sifasa> how far are you
<@Anthony> she was tight.
<@Sifasa> anthony!
<@Sifasa> shut up!
< mofo> MAKE ME
< Janine> haha
< Janine> umm
<@Anthony> hehehe

#265    (1 up, 1 down)

<Perrin> do you think dominos would be open
<Anthony> get real pizza.
<Perrin> real pizza is closed
<Anthony> open the trash. it's dominoes.
<Perrin> haha

#365    (2 up, 1 down)

[8:05pm] Tinnitus: I think each woman is a mystery to be discovered. The rest use rohypnol.
[8:05pm] Anthony: did I just walk into something awkward?
[8:05pm] Tinnitus: No, we were discussing your speed dating technique.
[8:05pm] Anthony: oh ok then!
[8:06pm] Anthony: I'm having connection issues
[8:06pm] Tinnitus: Apparently.

#411    (2 up, 0 down)

<shaman> you speek french?
<Anthony> non
<Anthony> speak english?
<shaman> no I speak french only
<Anthony> but you are speaking english right now
<shaman> I have a ploblem whit my english
<Anthony> I'll say!

#533    (2 up, 1 down)

<Vect> dk- i think anthony missed matlock
<Vect> and some kids are on is lawn
<DK745> haha
* Anthony shakes his fist
<stfu> Did you wash that fist after fisting?
<stfu> :o
<Vect> HA
<shell> hahaha
<shell> <3 stfu.
<Vect> stfu ftw
<Anthony> it's still in shell's anus
<Vect> ...
<Vect> get a room you two
<shell> ...
<Anthony> she's always got room for two
<Anthony> always

#743    (5 up, 0 down)

<Vect> Anthony stole Vect's level 343 weapon while they were sleeping! Anthony leaves his old level 153 weapon behind, which Vect then takes.
<Vect> you bastard
<stfu> haha
<stfu> Owned
<Tinnitus> That's what you get for sleeping with Anthony.

#823    (4 up, 0 down)

<Lt_General_Anderson> i live with a girl
<Lt_General_Anderson> that i'm doing
<Lt_General_Anderson> how is that gay?
<Anthony> you have a beard?
<Lt_General_Anderson> i have a not so shaven want to be beard
<Mr_220> hahaha
<Mr_220> no man
<Mr_220> a "beard"
<Anthony> what did you say anderson?
<Anthony> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beard
<Anthony> just so we're all clear when this goes on AQ

#25    (2 up, 0 down)

--> Hacker (onile@HackPro.Users.AbleNET.org) has joined #AbleNET
<brian> Hello Hacker
<Hacker> hey anthony someone is stealing your job, they pretend to be channel irc ops
<GrUnGeR> who?
<Hacker> i dont know for sure but join cservice thats their channel!!!!!

#105    (1 up, 1 down)

< cRaZyGiRl> not sure, doctor didnt tell me much, but i know i messed up my lower back
< cRaZyGiRl> shut up Anthony
<@Generic> picking up large objects?
<@Generic> manual labor?
<@Generic> job-related?
<@Generic> bending over too much?
< cRaZyGiRl> Generic: yes

#779    (2 up, 0 down)

<meredith> it just shows how lame irc is.
<Anthony> meredith, you know what's lamer than irc?
<Anthony> being on irc when you think it's lame
<meredith> which reminds me.
<meredith> why am i here?