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#838    (6 up, 2 down)

<Anthony> ok guys
<Anthony> I'm off to bed
<Anthony> enjoy your evenings
<Anderson> later
<DK745> what's that? you're off to watch matlock?
<Anderson> what's wrong with that?

#51    (0 up, 1 down)

<CeramicDog> i'm a geek during the day, but when home repairs are needed i'm <insert dramatic music here> SUPER HANDYMAN GUY
<CeramicDog> i work cheap, we'll barter for services, you cook and i'll work
<CeramicDog> deal?
<Anthony> deal
<Anthony> as long as you don't expect me to dress sexy and put out that is
<Anthony> cuz I'm not that kinda guy

#128    (3 up, 0 down)

<Mike> i drank 9 cups of coffee this morning
<Mike> and i lost all the damn
<Mike> cream
<Mike> i used it
<Anthony> I came in your coffee
<Anthony> sorry
<Mike> i wish i had some more of it
<Anthony> coffee with my cream?
<Anthony> I bet

#317    (0 up, 1 down)

<gelo> Anthony, corruption MADE a severe harm in my country
<gelo> Anthony, DAMAGE!
<Anthony> MAYHEM!
<gelo> Anthony, all against gelo.
<gelo> Anthony, can you imagine that ?
<gelo> Anthony, from every side
<Anthony> There's always room for gelo
<gelo> Anthony, but i escaped
<gelo> Anthony, hopefully
<Anthony> escaped the bukkake?
<gelo> Anthony, but still remember
<gelo> Anthony, yes
<gelo> Anthony, and dam
<Anthony> how much got on you?
<gelo> Anthony, most notably though the DNA
<Anthony> all over you?
<gelo> Anthony, everyone
<gelo> Anthony, yes
<gelo> Anthony, all
<Anthony> how did it feel?
<gelo> Anthony, damn, dont ask
<Anthony> we must know!
<gelo> Anthony, it was 6 months ago
<gelo> Anthony, i think you will be experiencing the same now
<Anthony> would you do it again?
<gelo> Anthony, cause the history is reversed
<gelo> Anthony, no
<Anthony> I could never do it.
<gelo> Anthony, i used to it
<Anthony> how often did you do it?
<gelo> Anthony, Never be the same again
<gelo> Anthony, they wont rectify me
<gelo> Anthony, NEVER again
<Anthony> how often?
<gelo> Anthony, There will be NO Roswell anymore
<gelo> Anthony, every year ;)
<gelo> Anthony, hehehe it was however last year
<Anthony> how many times a year???
<gelo> Anthony, Once a year till you finished and land in mental hospital
<gelo> Anthony, the same scenario
<Anthony> Bukkake can do that to you.
<gelo> Anthony, this year they FAILED
<gelo> Anthony, Bukkake can only FUCK UP hardware
<gelo> Anthony, im invulnerable
<gelo> Anthony, to mental disease
<Anthony> you should say no more
<gelo> Anthony, hehe THEY KNOW it
<gelo> Anthony, i dont have to say anything
<gelo> Anthony, they KNOW IT
<Anthony> how did you get the stains out?
<gelo> Anthony, there will be NO repeat
<gelo> Anthony, if you are soft, they will break you
<gelo> Anthony, if you are affected, im sorry
<Anthony> so it made you hard?
<gelo> Anthony, but you wont get out of it
<gelo> Anthony, without 4 months of medical treatment
<gelo> thats what i suggested
<Anthony> but the bukkake... did it make you hard?
<gelo> Anthony, im hard, doesnt matter
<Anthony> I see.
<gelo> Anthony, who made me hard :)
<Anthony> who?
<gelo> Anthony, cia
<Anthony> so the cia bukkaked you?
<gelo> Anthony, put me into fucking inspection from chinese!
<gelo> Anthony, and north Korean
<gelo> Anthony, it was to be only a show
<gelo> Anthony, only a fun
<Anthony> I see
<gelo> Anthony, but show was only a cover for what happened
<Anthony> but it became so much more...
<gelo> Anthony, "behind the scenes"

#379    (2 up, 0 down)

[7:35pm] Tinnitus: Greetings and salutations Sir Vect.
[7:35pm] Vect: well met lord tinnitus
[7:36pm] Tinnitus: You are looking hale indeed. Would you care for a haunch of beef?
[7:36pm] Vect: only if i could wash it down with a stein of mead
[7:37pm] Tinnitus: Verily, we have many draughts to pleasure thee.
[7:38pm] Vect: be there any fine maidens in this abode?
[7:39pm] Vect: i hear the one named "anthony" is a saucy lass
[7:39pm] Tinnitus: Nay, but sundry serving wenches are willing.
[7:39pm] Anthony: FOR THE LOVE OF STEAK!!!

#419    (0 up, 0 down)

<trilluser> how do i chane my name?
<Produkt> /nick NAME
<Produkt> type that
<trilluser> my nick name says what i want it to be
<trilluser> but still it says trilluser in here
<trilluser> !
<Produkt> /nick NAME
<Produkt> do that
<Anthony> trill type /nick yourname
*** trilluser is now known as NAME
* Anthony stifles a laugh
<NAME> oh got it
<Produkt> lol

#636    (6 up, 2 down)

meredith: OK EVERYONE ANTHONY AND I HAD SEX LAST WEEKEND
meredith: HE HAS A BIG DICK
meredith: THE END.
Anthony: we did?
meredith: yes
Anthony: wow
Anthony: nice
Kerm: big is relative
Tinnitus: No, that's incest.
Kerm: HAHA
Anthony: hahaha

#802    (5 up, 0 down)

<+DK745> people need to fisticuff more often
< [CS]Archive_Asher> aww big group hug
<+DK745> and have sword duels
< [CS]Archive_Asher> I love sword duels
<@Anthony> DK wants to cross swords with someone.
< [CS]Archive_Asher> I do too
<@Anthony> asher volunteers.
< [CS]Archive_Asher> I miss it
< [CS]Archive_Asher> I would win
<@Tinnitus> They do that in West Hollywood.

#844    (7 up, 0 down)

Anthony: my pimp hand remains strong
Tinnitus: Er, did you mean pump hand?

#61    (3 up, 0 down)

<Anthony> let's get a house and get some kick ass fiber
<Sifasa> fiber?
<Anthony> fiber!
<SamiJ> like All Bran?
<Sifasa> like.. bran?
<Anthony> internet
<mofo> i guess internet is ruining lives of the young
<Sifasa> heh
<SamiJ> it's true
<Sifasa> mofo is so smart