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#144    (6 up, 0 down)

<Mike> im banned from eharmony.com

#332    (1 up, 3 down)

[20:26] (Mike): later children im going to bed
[20:26] (Nancy): goodnite sexy
[20:26] (m8): hah
[20:27] (Mike): god nancy, youre to die for.
[20:27] (m8): have you seen her
[20:27] (Nancy): ok my dog or onr of my kids arefarting

#431    (4 up, 0 down)

[21:26] (Vect): like, if you made your name "lolzgirl"
[21:26] (Vect): i'm sure you could pass off being a girl
[21:26] (Vect): and fool mike
[21:26] (Vect): and he'd call you
[21:26] (Vect): and hit on you
[21:26] (Vect): and stalk you
[21:26] (DK745): and why would i want any of that?
[21:26] (DK745): I won't do it
[21:26] (Vect): you said you were bored
[21:26] (DK745): I don't want to live out your fantasy

#792    (3 up, 2 down)

<Anthony> AbleNET went from 300 unique hits a day to over 900 in just under a month
<Mike> congratulations
<Mike> probably due to me linking to your site

#819    (1 up, 0 down)

<@Anthony> I just need one monitor
<+Mike> they false advertise all the time
<@Anthony> my 47 inch HDTV
<@Anthony> kthx
<@wolf> 1080p
<@Anthony> 1080p/i of awesomefuckyouallness
<@Anthony> <3 my tv

#915    (0 up, 0 down)

<RonPaul> What a nonsense speech
<RonPaul> I cant believe this
<RonPaul> *turns off*
<Kerm> mikes talking
<Kerm> turns off chat room
<stfu> run Kerm run
<DK> it's too late it's got him already
* RonPaul logs Kerm
* Xyon gags RonPaul
* Grizzled_Starfish helps Xyon
* Tinman pours cement for overshoes.
<Tinman> Tonight Mike sleeps with the fishes.

#3    (37 up, 3 down)

<Mike> do you think its odd for a professor to ask you to come an hour early to a class to discuss something?
<Mike> Thats a long discussion... a whole hour
<Mike> When the class itself is like 1.5 hours... dont you think?
<stfu> youre screwed
<Mike> its not me, someone else
<stfu> ah
<Mike> They were told that nothing was wrong either, just wanted them to come in an hour early.. heh
<stfu> unf
<Mike> unf????
<Adam> totally
<Mike> since Im already considered paranoid theres not much i can say on the subject, so I thought id see what everyone else thought :(
<Mike> oh well
<stfu> is that other person your girlfriend?
<stfu> xD
<Mike> stfu: yes :(
<Mike> stfu: im trynig to remain optimistic about it. maybe they just need to talk about grades, or something? heh
<stfu> yeah, grades :o
<Adam> and how to increase them
<stfu> word
<alix> hi.
<stfu> hey alix
<alix> hi stfufriend
<stfu> come here alix, we need to talk about your grades
<alix> stfu: k
* stfu unzips pants
<Mike> ok
<Mike> not funny

#339    (2 up, 1 down)

[19:41] (Mike): im going to write a book
[19:41] (Mike): rules of lovemaking

#434    (2 up, 1 down)

<@Tinnitus> Apple market share growing: http://blogs.business2.com/apple/2007/05/apple_laptops_g.html
<@Mike> So 10% more consumers don't know what they're doing
<@Mike> heh
<@Mike> I wouldn't pay thousands for a proprietary paper weight, but that's just me.
<@Mike> I'm sad I even bought an ipod because it is so non-standard its rediculous. Its practically a miracle I could get it to sync with Windows Media Player
<@Mike> The itunes software is rediculously bloated and badly written just like quicktime
* X sets mode +hotair Mike

#793    (2 up, 0 down)

*x changed the topic to "All new www.AbleNET.org | http://www.ablenet.org/blogs | User of the Month http://www.ablenet.org/community"
b3n: thats a fucking fix
b3n: !
Tinnitus: I didn't know what was happening! stfu started talking fancy to me!
Tinnitus: Before I knew it, I was a used "User of The Month".
b3n: lol
Tinnitus: I fear who'll be next!
Tinnitus: Watch your back.
b3n: nah im not here enough
b3n: thank god
Tinnitus: Perhaps an Abuser of The Month is in order?
b3n: thats me
b3n: Wanker of the Month
Tinnitus: Nah. Mike would win every month.