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#463    (3 up, 7 down)

<josh_rain> man, i would bang a midget
<josh_rain> bang it hard
<josh_rain> BAM BAM BAM

#2    (3 up, 1 down)

<josh_rain> hax, no, josh_rain is god
<hax> ...but josh_rain is gay...
<josh_rain> :(

#737    (4 up, 1 down)

* mofo looks confused
<DK745> mofo sucks
<mofo> mmmm
<stfu> mofo, acid_rain
<mofo> well, acid_rain is leader of nations
<stfu> mofo, josh_rain
<mofo> loves midgets
<stfu> mofo, Tinnitus
<mofo> it says on Wikipedia that Tinnitus is negotiating an insurance settlement and new vehicle lease for Tinnitus's wife.
<Tinnitus> There you go.
<stfu> On Wikipedia :o
<acid_rain> mofo, acid_rain
<mofo> I think acid_rain was leader of nations
<acid_rain> !!!
<stfu> Notice WAS
<stfu> mofo, meredith
<mofo> I guess meredith was a whore

#77    (3 up, 0 down)

<SamiJ> i'm just bored... at least i'm not nancy dude.
<josh_rain> I rank you lower than her, atleast she has some level of intelligents lol and knows how to use a search engine :P
<Anthony> that'd be a step up for you
<Anthony> hahaha
<Anthony> dude
<josh_rain> lol
<SamiJ> dude! i never realized i was that unpopular
<Anthony> never measure someone's intelligence if you can't spell the word.

#79    (3 up, 0 down)

<shell> hey guys
<wolf> HEYYYY YOUUU GUYYYYSS!!!!
<wolf> who gets the ref
<shell> hehe me!
<josh_rain> wolf: seen goonies one to many times? :P
<mofo> I haven't seen 'goonies', josh_rain

#124    (1 up, 0 down)

Commander: ablenet is near the top of the list
Commander: all the idiots come to the networks on top
josh_rain: ya
Tinnitus: Self selected?
Tinnitus: Easier for people who are alphabetically challenged.
Tinnitus: Profound, Commander.
Commander: don't mock me
josh_rain: don't mock me

#132    (3 up, 0 down)

<Commander> oh my god
<Commander> oh my god
-!- Irssi: Message repeated 2 times
<Commander> the mcdonald's steak egg and cheese bagel from 6am today
<josh_rain> oh my god
<Commander> and the burger king angus steak burger
<Commander> from a few hours ago
<Commander> just met in my colon
<Commander> i think they're fighting
<Commander> holy shit i have to shit really badly

#133    (2 up, 1 down)

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<magis> i like nancy
<magis> dont be missin with my nigga
<josh_rain> you like anything with a vagina
<BrokenAngel> Its here that got all out of her face about stuff.
<josh_rain> or anything that looks like a vagina
<Merodoc> I can see maturity radiates like a shining star here.
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#135    (4 up, 1 down)

<Commander> <drag0n> Subject: threat level raised
<Commander> <drag0n> Due to explosives that were found under a rail bed in France, the Chirac government has raised the threat level in France to the second highest level. The President of France announced that as of 10:00 a.m., the threat level will officially go from "run" to "hide."
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<wolf> thx
<josh_rain> Here is an interesting question guys. I registered for netflix today. Now, would burning a copy of the movie and not distributing be considered piracy?
<wolf> yes
<josh_rain> Damn
<Tinnitus> What's the next level, Commander? Surrender?

#138    (1 up, 2 down)

<josh_rain> metar ksat
<mofo> josh_rain: Conditions at KSAT (as of 2053 UTC): Location: San Antonio International Airport [San Antonio, TX, US], Temperature is 36 C [96 F], Dewpoint at 19 C [66 F], Relative humidity is 36.96%, Winds from the SSW at 24.09 km/h, Sky conditions are mostly cloudy
<josh_rain> ugh.
<psion> metar aug
<mofo> psion: Conditions at KAUG (as of 2053 UTC): Location: Augusta State Airport [Augusta, ME, US], Temperature is 19 C [66 F], Dewpoint at 6 C [42 F], Relative humidity is 42.55%, Winds from the NNW at 16.68 km/h, Sky conditions are clear
<Commander> metar bwi
<mofo> Commander: Conditions at KBWI (as of 2054 UTC): Location: Baltimore-Washington International Airport [Baltimore, MD, US], Temperature is 28 C [82 F], Dewpoint at 13 C [55 F], Relative humidity is 39.60%, Winds from the SSE at 16.68 km/h, Sky conditions are partly cloudy
<Commander> yay
<Commander> weather buddies
<mofo> Commander: I'm sorry, but 'BUDDIES' doesn't appear to be a valid ICAO/IATA airport identifier. Use 'find metar <text>' to find your identifer.
<Commander> ...
<Commander> :(
<wolf> HAHA