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#71    (6 up, 0 down)

(stfu): animal porn!
(Sebastian): lmfao
(josh_away): i prefer asian lesbian and indian but thats my preference
(stfu): josh_away: and which one you prefer?
(stfu): hehe
(shell): wait wait wait
(shell): indian?
(mofo): well, indian is good
(shell): there's indian porn?
(josh_away): lol ya
(paradox): shell: lol...
(shell): are we talking like indian native american or indian people from india?
(josh_away): its the underground shit
(stfu): :o
(josh_away): :P
(Sebastian): I don't really have a preference. As long as it isn't obvious that she's faking, I'm happy.
(paradox): people from india
(paradox): not native indians
(stfu): josh_away like indian and asian cause they have small peninses
(shell): apu porn?!
(stfu): penises
(shell): hahahahaha
(josh_away): i hate that hollywood fake crap. i prefer the real amature on person with the cam fucking ht other person, webcams work to
(josh_away): as long as its real
(paradox): lol josh_away thats all faked 2
(paradox): bakara
(stfu): hehe
(Sebastian): exactly. I'd go as far as voyeur.
(josh_away): damn it stop ruining my dreams
(paradox): just like when u hear stfu moan.. she just wants it to be over..coz u sux
(stfu): oh, there was once porn on tv
(shell): "silly customer, you cannot harm the....dildo."
(josh_away): sometimes even voyeur is fake
(stfu): called like playboy series
(stfu): and so this girl is fucking the guy
(josh_away): i love hoe we jumpofrom topic to topic
(stfu): and hes like 'im gonna cum'
(stfu): and shes like
(stfu): 'i want you to cum to my face'
(josh_away): fuck all that, i want the girl im fucking to talk nerdy to me
(stfu): hes like cool and she gets off him
(stfu): and so
(josh_away): "Oh yeah baby give me that hard drive!
(stfu): hes like
(stfu): take off the condom
(josh_away): "oh oh oh, format it bitch!
(shell): stfu knows his porn hehe
(stfu): and she makes the moves like shes taking it off
(wolf): .setinfo <stfu> and hes like 'im gonna cum' <stfu> 'i want you to cum to my face'
* wolf runs
(shell): hahaha
(Sebastian): hahahaha
(stfu): but of course they dont show it
(josh_away): "im going to crash, buffer overflow in progress!!"
(stfu): wolf: :P
(stfu): wait hold
(stfu): so like
(stfu): she takes it off and they show her face
(stfu): and him gettin off on it
(stfu): and hes all like omg moan moan i came
(stfu): and shes like wow that was great
(stfu): AND HER FACE IS PERFECTLY CLEAN
(stfu): they show face full screen
(Sebastian): awwww
(Sebastian): he shot a blank
(stfu): after he 'came' on her face
(stfu): and she was like 'wow that was alot'
(stfu): pfft bitches could put some mayo on her at least

#217    (3 up, 1 down)

[17:47] (shell): you evil wench!
[17:47] (Sifasa): wolf told me to =(
[17:47] (Perrin): its votin' time!
[17:47] (Sifasa): he hits me when i disobey
[17:47] (shell): it's cheating if you don't put the whole quote in!
[17:47] (Sifasa): sorry shell
[17:47] (Perrin): er
[17:47] (shell): hahhaa
[17:47] (Perrin): what?
[17:47] (Sifasa): =p
[17:47] (shell): bahahahaha
[17:47] (Sifasa): joking!

#421    (3 up, 0 down)

* Vect washes shell's laundry
Vect: o
Vect: whats this?
shell: shhh
Kerm: hey
Kerm: thats mine
shell: hahaha
Vect: ...
Kerm: what are you doing with my stuff
Vect: dude
Vect: its red
Vect: and lacey
Kerm: dont judge me
shell: haha
Vect: ok

#42    (4 up, 0 down)

* Nyah-Nah rubs her sunburn.
<Nyah-Nah> Owwwww.
<Nyah-Nah> ._.
<wolf> then dont rub it
<Nyah-Nah> And it hurts when I move too.
<meredith> looking forward to skin cancer?
<meredith> you should be wearing a photostable sunblock whenever you're outdoors.
<meredith> but, since you already burnt yourself, try some aloe.
<shell> vinegar removes the pain, aloe for moisture and advil for swelling
<shell> next.
<Commander> my tan won't go away :(
<shell> ask mj for his dermatologist.
<shell> next.

#232    (1 up, 1 down)

[17:55] (Mike2): have you ever tried a long island iced tea
[17:55] (Unique): nope
[17:55] (Mike2): that'll erase alot
[17:55] (Mike2): hahaha
[17:55] (Mike2): dude in like a year whne you break into a bar order one
[17:55] (Mike2): youll love it
[17:56] (shell): i think they suck actually
[17:56] (Unique): heh
[17:56] (shell): but then i don't like whiskey
[17:56] (Unique): well, I'm going to head home
[17:56] (Mike2): theyre meant to be dranken fast shell
[17:56] (Unique): I'm bored
[17:56] (Tinnitus): Agreed. Too sweet and designed for a singular effect.
[17:56] (Unique): and i want to play with my new lcd monitor :D
[17:56] (shell): ok see ya genie :)
[17:56] (Unique): Bye shell!
[17:56] (Mike2): im into sweet drinks
[17:56] (Mike2): i drink flavored beer im not afraid to admit it
[17:56] (Mike2): the only beer i can tolerate is coors light
[17:56] (Tinnitus): Most chicks are. ;-)
[17:56] (Mike2): hahhaa
[17:56] (shell): hahaha

#422    (5 up, 0 down)

* shell phone brb :)
<DK745> must be one of those 1-900 numbers

#43    (2 up, 1 down)

<minnina> help me please!
<shell> with what?
<minnina> I have love troubles
<shell> hah
<shell> don't we all
<shell> go write about it in your blog
<shell> next.
* Quits: minnina (c@ppp-72-196.27-151.libero.it) (Quit)

#302    (20 up, 0 down)

<Nancy> my damn headphones dont work
<Tinnitus> You need to wrap the cable around your neck for a proper connection.
<wolf> hahaha
<shell> HAHA
<wolf> seriously rofl here
<Sifasa> hahaha

#750    (2 up, 0 down)

<psion|away> I feel violated
<shell> is that good or bad?
<psion|away> good mostly
<shell> ooooh
<shell> this sounds intriguing

#60    (14 up, 2 down)

<shell> meh i have to go to the bookstore
<shell> soon
<shell> bleh
<Sifasa> heh
<shell> i hope i remember to bring the lube this time
<magis> lol?
<Sifasa> ...
<Sifasa> wow
<PinkFloyd> Am I the only one going WHAT THE FUCK ?
<Sebastian> Nope, it was collective.