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#71    (6 up, 0 down)

(stfu): animal porn!
(Sebastian): lmfao
(josh_away): i prefer asian lesbian and indian but thats my preference
(stfu): josh_away: and which one you prefer?
(stfu): hehe
(shell): wait wait wait
(shell): indian?
(mofo): well, indian is good
(shell): there's indian porn?
(josh_away): lol ya
(paradox): shell: lol...
(shell): are we talking like indian native american or indian people from india?
(josh_away): its the underground shit
(stfu): :o
(josh_away): :P
(Sebastian): I don't really have a preference. As long as it isn't obvious that she's faking, I'm happy.
(paradox): people from india
(paradox): not native indians
(stfu): josh_away like indian and asian cause they have small peninses
(shell): apu porn?!
(stfu): penises
(shell): hahahahaha
(josh_away): i hate that hollywood fake crap. i prefer the real amature on person with the cam fucking ht other person, webcams work to
(josh_away): as long as its real
(paradox): lol josh_away thats all faked 2
(paradox): bakara
(stfu): hehe
(Sebastian): exactly. I'd go as far as voyeur.
(josh_away): damn it stop ruining my dreams
(paradox): just like when u hear stfu moan.. she just wants it to be over..coz u sux
(stfu): oh, there was once porn on tv
(shell): "silly customer, you cannot harm the....dildo."
(josh_away): sometimes even voyeur is fake
(stfu): called like playboy series
(stfu): and so this girl is fucking the guy
(josh_away): i love hoe we jumpofrom topic to topic
(stfu): and hes like 'im gonna cum'
(stfu): and shes like
(stfu): 'i want you to cum to my face'
(josh_away): fuck all that, i want the girl im fucking to talk nerdy to me
(stfu): hes like cool and she gets off him
(stfu): and so
(josh_away): "Oh yeah baby give me that hard drive!
(stfu): hes like
(stfu): take off the condom
(josh_away): "oh oh oh, format it bitch!
(shell): stfu knows his porn hehe
(stfu): and she makes the moves like shes taking it off
(wolf): .setinfo <stfu> and hes like 'im gonna cum' <stfu> 'i want you to cum to my face'
* wolf runs
(shell): hahaha
(Sebastian): hahahaha
(stfu): but of course they dont show it
(josh_away): "im going to crash, buffer overflow in progress!!"
(stfu): wolf: :P
(stfu): wait hold
(stfu): so like
(stfu): she takes it off and they show her face
(stfu): and him gettin off on it
(stfu): and hes all like omg moan moan i came
(stfu): and shes like wow that was great
(stfu): AND HER FACE IS PERFECTLY CLEAN
(stfu): they show face full screen
(Sebastian): awwww
(Sebastian): he shot a blank
(stfu): after he 'came' on her face
(stfu): and she was like 'wow that was alot'
(stfu): pfft bitches could put some mayo on her at least

#737    (4 up, 1 down)

* mofo looks confused
<DK745> mofo sucks
<mofo> mmmm
<stfu> mofo, acid_rain
<mofo> well, acid_rain is leader of nations
<stfu> mofo, josh_rain
<mofo> loves midgets
<stfu> mofo, Tinnitus
<mofo> it says on Wikipedia that Tinnitus is negotiating an insurance settlement and new vehicle lease for Tinnitus's wife.
<Tinnitus> There you go.
<stfu> On Wikipedia :o
<acid_rain> mofo, acid_rain
<mofo> I think acid_rain was leader of nations
<acid_rain> !!!
<stfu> Notice WAS
<stfu> mofo, meredith
<mofo> I guess meredith was a whore

#3    (37 up, 3 down)

<Mike> do you think its odd for a professor to ask you to come an hour early to a class to discuss something?
<Mike> Thats a long discussion... a whole hour
<Mike> When the class itself is like 1.5 hours... dont you think?
<stfu> youre screwed
<Mike> its not me, someone else
<stfu> ah
<Mike> They were told that nothing was wrong either, just wanted them to come in an hour early.. heh
<stfu> unf
<Mike> unf????
<Adam> totally
<Mike> since Im already considered paranoid theres not much i can say on the subject, so I thought id see what everyone else thought :(
<Mike> oh well
<stfu> is that other person your girlfriend?
<stfu> xD
<Mike> stfu: yes :(
<Mike> stfu: im trynig to remain optimistic about it. maybe they just need to talk about grades, or something? heh
<stfu> yeah, grades :o
<Adam> and how to increase them
<stfu> word
<alix> hi.
<stfu> hey alix
<alix> hi stfufriend
<stfu> come here alix, we need to talk about your grades
<alix> stfu: k
* stfu unzips pants
<Mike> ok
<Mike> not funny

#740    (0 up, 3 down)

<RODRAGY> The Faggots that were shut?
<acid_rain> faggots?
<acid_rain> you dont like gay people?
<stfu> acid_rain: relax, we all like you
<stfu> :)
<acid_rain> :(

#34    (2 up, 1 down)

<stfu> fill the form
<stfu> make sure you have account
<MM> I just did
<MM> I dunno if I do
<stfu> heh didnt you read instruction
<stfu> you MUST have account here
<wolf> .regacctinfo
<X> Please see /msg Authserv help register to create an account; thanks!
<MM> how u have a account?
<MM> where?
<stfu> HERE
<MM> im confused
<wolf> mm: type the bold text RIGHT NOW in your client
<wolf> it will tell you what you need to do
<MM> whats a cilent?

#741    (3 up, 0 down)

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<Tinnitus> WTF is wrong with Anthony's connection? He's been doing that for days.
<stfu> He's downloading porn
<stfu> Lots and lots of porn
<Tinnitus> That must be it. His disconnect message should read as: (Porn timeout)

#58    (1 up, 2 down)

<{-_-}> oh i see stfu stands for something like saint petersburg f university
<{-_-}> or something
<Anthony> no
<stfu> no it stands for shut the fuck up
<Anthony> it stands for shut the fuck up
<Anthony> jinx.
<Anthony> you owe me a coke.

#742    (2 up, 0 down)

<sparkles> bedtime
<gelo> sparkles, you wanna come with me ? :)))
* sparkles (vircuser@c-69-255-10-113.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has left #ablenet
<gelo> :( she left
<gelo> damn im too direct
<stfu> gelo: sparkles is male
<gelo> male?????????!! shit!

#57    (1 up, 0 down)

<Bad_Santa> .8 how are u
<X> Bad_Santa: I have no idea.
<Bad_Santa> .8 am i gonna score on that one?
<X> Bad_Santa: Don't count on it.
<Bad_Santa> .8 shit why?
<X> Bad_Santa: Reply hazy, try again.
<Bad_Santa> .8 am i gonna fuck her?
<X> Bad_Santa: Don't count on it.
<Bad_Santa> .8 damn
<X> Bad_Santa: Reply hazy, try again.
<stfu> hahaha
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#743    (5 up, 0 down)

<Vect> Anthony stole Vect's level 343 weapon while they were sleeping! Anthony leaves his old level 153 weapon behind, which Vect then takes.
<Vect> you bastard
<stfu> haha
<stfu> Owned
<Tinnitus> That's what you get for sleeping with Anthony.