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#220    (1 up, 0 down)

<stfu> he knows when you are sleeping
<stfu> he knows when youre on can
<stfu> hell hunt you down and blast your ass
<stfu> from here to pakistan
<stfu> you better not breathe
<stfu> you better not move
<stfu> you better off dead im telling you dude
<stfu> santa claus is gunning you down!

#756    (4 up, 1 down)

<stfu> crazygirl is gone
<stfu> weee
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<stfu> or not
<cRaZyGiRl> stfu you're a bitch
<cRaZyGiRl> i'm sl glad you like to talk shit behind my back when i leave
<stfu> i just say what i think
<stfu> if that makes me a bitch, i am one
<cRaZyGiRl> you are one...
<stfu> i would say it to your face
<cRaZyGiRl> cuz that's not the only thing you have done and i know this...
<stfu> but you left
<cRaZyGiRl> no you wouldnt have...
<stfu> i would
<cRaZyGiRl> whatever
<stfu> i can say it right now
<stfu> you act like a whore most of the time you here
<cRaZyGiRl> oh cuz sayin i right now is gunna make it better!?!!?!?
<stfu> its just annoying
<cRaZyGiRl> i'm here to have fun...wtf
<stfu> i thought you were cool
<cRaZyGiRl> well if its annoying to you put me on ignore! DUH
<stfu> you said you were 'shy'
<stfu> i see now how shy you are
<cRaZyGiRl> and i am a shy person...just cuz i can talk freely on here doesnt mean i'm not shy...i dont know you people never seen ya never met ya...so i dont have to be shy...shiiit
<stfu> you dont have to act like a whore either
<stfu> omg, i will stop, i, i promise
<svan> can i get an amen
<stfu> amen
<svan> is that the real stfu
<i> amen!
<Etruscan> AMEN!
<stfu> i am real
<i> yeah
<cRaZyGiRl> ok, i'm not the only one who talks like that...i dont even start most of the time...i cant help what others say ot me...i think you are just jealous...
<svan> dude
<svan> im in love
<Etruscan> with me, svan?
<i> svan and stfu for IRC prom king and queen
<Etruscan> lol
<stfu> jealous of what? of your whorness? :O
<Etruscan> zing!
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<svan> speaking of whores
<i> omglol
<crazyalien2> very funny...
<svan> ok 2 whores walk into a channel
<Etruscan> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<odin> hahahah
<i> rofl
<Etruscan> how ironic
<stfu> hahaha

#404    (4 up, 1 down)

* stfu pokes shell
* shell lobs a wedge of brick cheese at stfu
<stfu> :(
<stfu> Meanie.
<shell> i give free cheese and people complain!
<Sifasa> i give free fish and they complain about that too

#767    (4 up, 0 down)

* stfu takes wolf's keyboard away
<agentstfu> What use is IRC if you have no keyboard?
<wolf> mmmmph!

#415    (2 up, 0 down)

<Anthony> hahahaha jack osbourne is getting punk'd on mtv
<Ian> eh?
<Ian> this milk im drinking taste like water
<Ian> and its whole milk
<Ian> weird
<Anthony> um dude
<Anthony> that's not milk.......
<wolf> hahahahaha
<Ian> maybe its just too cold
<Ian> dood stfu cum is salty stupid... think id know if it was cum :P
<Anthony> WTF?????
<Ian> LOL
<Anthony> HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW???
<Ian> before you start asking me
<ambiguity> hahaha
<Ian> oh fuck you type too fast
<Ian> GIRLS TELL EM U MEANIE
<Mike> aghhh
<Mike> hello
<wolf> sup mike
<Ian> hi
<Anthony> wouldn't be too fast if you stopped drinking cum long enough

#771    (3 up, 0 down)

<meredith> stfu, is anthony around?
<vap0r> whats the authserv identify command on this server
<dextro> /msg authserv identify
<vap0r> identify is unknown command
<stfu> /msg authserv auth or /msg authserv register
<dextro> do this
<dextro> /msg authserv@services.ablenet.org identify nick pass
<stfu> /msg authserv register nick pass
<dextro> do.
<dextro> auth.
<dextro> we auth here.
<dextro> not identify.
<dextro> identifying is for nickservs.
<stfu> haha, dextro
<vap0r> god im not registered on this serverf
<dextro> no
<dextro> you're not cool
<vap0r> this is bs in my opinion lol
<dextro> just do it.
<stfu> hehe
<stfu> .addpeon vap0r
<stfu> enjoy
<vap0r> .setinfo vap0r <3 dextro
<vap0r> that was so worth it
<vap0r> .access stfu
<meredith> can i just tell you something
<vap0r> no.
<dextro> ZING
<meredith> it really fucking pisses me off when you guys ignore me
<vap0r> go write a poem about it, hippie

#777    (7 up, 0 down)

* gelo has quit (Ping timeout)
<Mike> thank fucking god.
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<gelo> c'mon im not saying that DNA got holes
<stfu> Mike: god hates you :D

#793    (2 up, 0 down)

*x changed the topic to "All new www.AbleNET.org | http://www.ablenet.org/blogs | User of the Month http://www.ablenet.org/community"
b3n: thats a fucking fix
b3n: !
Tinnitus: I didn't know what was happening! stfu started talking fancy to me!
Tinnitus: Before I knew it, I was a used "User of The Month".
b3n: lol
Tinnitus: I fear who'll be next!
Tinnitus: Watch your back.
b3n: nah im not here enough
b3n: thank god
Tinnitus: Perhaps an Abuser of The Month is in order?
b3n: thats me
b3n: Wanker of the Month
Tinnitus: Nah. Mike would win every month.

#470    (3 up, 0 down)

<@Vect> watching scrubs, getting ready to go play pool later, thinking
about life
<@Vect> you?
< stfu> Watching Prison Break, working.. the hell with life
<@Vect> ha
<@Vect> na, i just learned some stuff about my classmates (some female
ones) that is dissapointing
< stfu> What stuff?
<@Vect> that most of them are sluts
<@Vect> eh
* Vect focuses on school
< Anthony> Vect, plays pocket pool.... he plays with his 'balls in the
side pocket'
<@Vect> mmm
<@Vect> er
<@Vect> i mean

#907    (1 up, 0 down)

<Mike> Unfortunately the federal government has a lot to hide. This explains why Baker broke into the National Archives and destroyed Clinton-era documents after 9-11 and why Bush II sealed his daddy's files.
<stfu> Does Mike have a shut up button?
<snuggle_bunny> did you try the belly button?
<stfu> I am scared to touch him
<snuggle_bunny> use a pool cue
<stfu> Good point
* stfu pokes Mike with a pool cue
<Mike> How come Tinnitus can go on long diatribes about the infallability of Israel and the United States, but any kind of constructive criticism or rebuttle to his arguments is suddenly "Mike needs to shut up"
<stfu> Pool cue is not working