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#71    (6 up, 0 down)

(stfu): animal porn!
(Sebastian): lmfao
(josh_away): i prefer asian lesbian and indian but thats my preference
(stfu): josh_away: and which one you prefer?
(stfu): hehe
(shell): wait wait wait
(shell): indian?
(mofo): well, indian is good
(shell): there's indian porn?
(josh_away): lol ya
(paradox): shell: lol...
(shell): are we talking like indian native american or indian people from india?
(josh_away): its the underground shit
(stfu): :o
(josh_away): :P
(Sebastian): I don't really have a preference. As long as it isn't obvious that she's faking, I'm happy.
(paradox): people from india
(paradox): not native indians
(stfu): josh_away like indian and asian cause they have small peninses
(shell): apu porn?!
(stfu): penises
(shell): hahahahaha
(josh_away): i hate that hollywood fake crap. i prefer the real amature on person with the cam fucking ht other person, webcams work to
(josh_away): as long as its real
(paradox): lol josh_away thats all faked 2
(paradox): bakara
(stfu): hehe
(Sebastian): exactly. I'd go as far as voyeur.
(josh_away): damn it stop ruining my dreams
(paradox): just like when u hear stfu moan.. she just wants it to be over..coz u sux
(stfu): oh, there was once porn on tv
(shell): "silly customer, you cannot harm the....dildo."
(josh_away): sometimes even voyeur is fake
(stfu): called like playboy series
(stfu): and so this girl is fucking the guy
(josh_away): i love hoe we jumpofrom topic to topic
(stfu): and hes like 'im gonna cum'
(stfu): and shes like
(stfu): 'i want you to cum to my face'
(josh_away): fuck all that, i want the girl im fucking to talk nerdy to me
(stfu): hes like cool and she gets off him
(stfu): and so
(josh_away): "Oh yeah baby give me that hard drive!
(stfu): hes like
(stfu): take off the condom
(josh_away): "oh oh oh, format it bitch!
(shell): stfu knows his porn hehe
(stfu): and she makes the moves like shes taking it off
(wolf): .setinfo <stfu> and hes like 'im gonna cum' <stfu> 'i want you to cum to my face'
* wolf runs
(shell): hahaha
(Sebastian): hahahaha
(stfu): but of course they dont show it
(josh_away): "im going to crash, buffer overflow in progress!!"
(stfu): wolf: :P
(stfu): wait hold
(stfu): so like
(stfu): she takes it off and they show her face
(stfu): and him gettin off on it
(stfu): and hes all like omg moan moan i came
(stfu): and shes like wow that was great
(stfu): AND HER FACE IS PERFECTLY CLEAN
(stfu): they show face full screen
(Sebastian): awwww
(Sebastian): he shot a blank
(stfu): after he 'came' on her face
(stfu): and she was like 'wow that was alot'
(stfu): pfft bitches could put some mayo on her at least

#46    (3 up, 0 down)

<meredith> YES
<Anthony> hehehe
<meredith> i always say, blogs are for self-important nitwits
<Anthony> some blogs are entertaining
<meredith> i am surprised anthony doesnt have one :)
<Anthony> because some people are entertaining
<Anthony> I'm too coolfor a blog
<Anthony> and too lazy
<Anthony> some people are exhibitionists
<Anthony> some are voyeurs
<Anthony> some are attention whores
<Anthony> some are attention-giving whores.
<Anthony> it takes all types to make a village
<wolf> including village idiots
<odin> !
<Anthony> I set em up
<Anthony> he knocks em down
<meredith> what am i?
<mofo> i think meredith is the best thing to ever happen to Ablenet.
<meredith> that's true mofo
<meredith> it's odd that wolf and i share so many opinions
<Anthony> that was mofo
<Anthony> not wolf

#138    (1 up, 2 down)

<josh_rain> metar ksat
<mofo> josh_rain: Conditions at KSAT (as of 2053 UTC): Location: San Antonio International Airport [San Antonio, TX, US], Temperature is 36 C [96 F], Dewpoint at 19 C [66 F], Relative humidity is 36.96%, Winds from the SSW at 24.09 km/h, Sky conditions are mostly cloudy
<josh_rain> ugh.
<psion> metar aug
<mofo> psion: Conditions at KAUG (as of 2053 UTC): Location: Augusta State Airport [Augusta, ME, US], Temperature is 19 C [66 F], Dewpoint at 6 C [42 F], Relative humidity is 42.55%, Winds from the NNW at 16.68 km/h, Sky conditions are clear
<Commander> metar bwi
<mofo> Commander: Conditions at KBWI (as of 2054 UTC): Location: Baltimore-Washington International Airport [Baltimore, MD, US], Temperature is 28 C [82 F], Dewpoint at 13 C [55 F], Relative humidity is 39.60%, Winds from the SSE at 16.68 km/h, Sky conditions are partly cloudy
<Commander> yay
<Commander> weather buddies
<mofo> Commander: I'm sorry, but 'BUDDIES' doesn't appear to be a valid ICAO/IATA airport identifier. Use 'find metar <text>' to find your identifer.
<Commander> ...
<Commander> :(
<wolf> HAHA

#758    (3 up, 1 down)

<wolf> X_X
<cyberman> wolf died
<wolf> i am immortal
<wolf> i cannot die

#59    (2 up, 0 down)

<mereditH> gelo
<gelo> hi mereditH
<mereditH> how are you gelo?
<gelo> tired
<gelo> :(
<mereditH> me too gelo
<mereditH> we should sleep together
<mereditH> errr...take a nap
<wolf> :o
<shell> hehe
<shell> aha!
* shell logs for later blackma...er posterity
<shell> :D

#143    (1 up, 0 down)

<@wolf> there may be some configuration
<@wolf> that refers to the paths
<Commander> meha
<Commander> er
<@wolf> meha!
<Commander> sorry
<Commander> arabian slip
<@wolf> oh
<@wolf> its a real word?
<Commander> dunno
<Commander> it was a combination of "meh" and backspace and another word i never finished
<Commander> but it ended up meha
<@wolf> it shall be a new word
<Commander> and what shall be its definition?
<@wolf> meha is its own definition
<@wolf> one must contemplate the word on a higher level
<Commander> rails tells me it's higher level
<Commander> does meha mean rails?
<@wolf> only if rails can mean meha
<Commander> whoa
* Commander takes another toke and contemplates

#767    (4 up, 0 down)

* stfu takes wolf's keyboard away
<agentstfu> What use is IRC if you have no keyboard?
<wolf> mmmmph!

#52    (2 up, 1 down)

<Sifasa> mofo wolf
<mofo> Sifasa: i'm not following you...
<Sifasa> mofo wolf is an elf.
<mofo> OK, Sifasa.
<Sifasa> mofo sifasa
<mofo> you are hot for elves

#178    (2 up, 1 down)

* Sifasa cornholes Anthony with a northern sea robin fish
<shell> hehe
<shell> open wide antny
<CeramicDog> eeewwwwww
<Anthony> good thing I have my special fishnet boxers on
<Anthony> they'll never get through!
<Sifasa> fag
<wolf> that is a frightening visual
<CeramicDog> tmi anthony
<shell> hahaha

#775    (2 up, 1 down)

07 01:35:29 <Anthony> I actually would prefer not to get you in the mouth
07 01:35:36 <Anthony> cuz I don't want to kiss you afterwards
07 01:35:43 <meredith> nice
07 01:35:44 <Assad> ditto
07 01:35:44 <Anthony> TALK TO THE HAND!
07 01:35:49 <GrUnGeR> lol
07 01:36:03 <Anthony> I did that to the german girl once heh
07 01:36:15 <Anthony> she gave me a hand job and it hit her in the f'n mouth
07 01:36:19 <meredith> anthony, how long do you have to wait?
07 01:36:20 <Anthony> and I said "HOLD UP!"
07 01:36:21 <meredith> an hour?
07 01:36:22 <Anthony> talk to the hand
07 01:36:23 <Anthony> heh
07 01:36:23 <meredith> a day?
07 01:36:35 <Anthony> meredith: nah... just wipe it off I guess
07 01:36:36 <Anthony> heh
07 01:36:43 <Anthony> I just don't want any snowball action
07 01:37:09 <meredith> but it's the seed of life
07 01:37:13 <meredith> you need to appreciate it
07 01:37:36 <Assad> no
07 01:37:39 <Assad> _YOU_ can appreciate it
07 01:37:42 <GrUnGeR> u guys make me laugh so much
07 01:37:45 <Anthony> exactly!!
07 01:37:46 <Assad> i'll provide it.
07 01:37:49 <GrUnGeR> i feel this log will be useful to bash.org
07 01:37:50 <Anthony> it's our gift to you
07 01:37:52 <Assad> no takebacks
07 01:37:57 <Assad> GrUnGeR: too long of a log
07 01:37:59 <Assad> hehe
07 01:38:02 <wolf> oh man
07 01:38:06 <wolf> first you talk about cum
07 01:38:08 <wolf> now logs????
07 01:38:12 <Assad> hahaha wolf
07 01:38:13 <GrUnGeR> LMAO
07 01:38:15 <Assad> HAHAHa