AbleNET Top 10 Quotes

#3    (23 up, 0 down)

<Mike> do you think its odd for a professor to ask you to come an hour early to a class to discuss something?
<Mike> Thats a long discussion... a whole hour
<Mike> When the class itself is like 1.5 hours... dont you think?
<stfu> youre screwed
<Mike> its not me, someone else
<stfu> ah
<Mike> They were told that nothing was wrong either, just wanted them to come in an hour early.. heh
<stfu> unf
<Mike> unf????
<Adam> totally
<Mike> since Im already considered paranoid theres not much i can say on the subject, so I thought id see what everyone else thought :(
<Mike> oh well
<stfu> is that other person your girlfriend?
<stfu> xD
<Mike> stfu: yes :(
<Mike> stfu: im trynig to remain optimistic about it. maybe they just need to talk about grades, or something? heh
<stfu> yeah, grades :o
<Adam> and how to increase them
<stfu> word
<alix> hi.
<stfu> hey alix
<alix> hi stfufriend
<stfu> come here alix, we need to talk about your grades
<alix> stfu: k
* stfu unzips pants
<Mike> ok
<Mike> not funny

#60    (11 up, 1 down)

<shell> meh i have to go to the bookstore
<shell> soon
<shell> bleh
<Sifasa> heh
<shell> i hope i remember to bring the lube this time
<magis> lol?
<Sifasa> ...
<Sifasa> wow
<PinkFloyd> Am I the only one going WHAT THE FUCK ?
<Sebastian> Nope, it was collective.

#354    (11 up, 1 down)

<D3> I asked the ablenet magic 8 ball "Will Ghost Recon 2 make Derek get an Xbox360?"
<D3> it said "you're adopted"
<D3> 1. How the fuck did it know.
<D3> 2. What does it have to do with anything?
<Anthony> haha
<Anthony> are you really adopted?
<D3> Yeah
<Anthony> awesome!

#80    (10 up, 0 down)

<shell> how was your days sebs?
<Sebastian> Long
<Sebastian> yours?
<mofo> yours is too small dude..
<wolf> hahah
<Sebastian> SHUT UP, MOFO
<mofo> MAKE ME
<wolf> mofo is awesome

#302    (10 up, 0 down)

<Nancy> my damn headphones dont work
<Tinnitus> You need to wrap the cable around your neck for a proper connection.
<wolf> hahaha
<shell> HAHA
<wolf> seriously rofl here
<Sifasa> hahaha

#101    (9 up, 2 down)

<+Nancy> how did some fucking asswipe named tom get on my frineds list on my space
<@Sifasa> he runs it.
<+Nancy> runs what
<@Sifasa> myspace
<+Nancy> o

#22    (8 up, 0 down)

<+Icon> me and jamie watched a lot of porn
<+Icon> im worn out
<@psion> jamie is a woman right?
<+Icon> no
<+Icon> but
<+Icon> we never done nything
<+Icon> altho
<@psion> you got worn out watching porn with a guy?
<+Icon> i will get to the end of this anal sex movie one day
<+grizzly> bend over u can have the end of it NOW HAHAHAHAHAH
<@psion> poor guy
<@psion> got the short end of the stick
< grizzly> short end of somethin

#72    (8 up, 2 down)

<pual_wall> how did u do that thing...um...*cd hands shell a cookie 4 being nice to me?
<CeramicDog> type ./me {message} without the period in front
<pual_wall> hm...
<pual_wall> .me
<pual_wall> i can't figure it out =
<CeramicDog> type /me
<CeramicDog> then hit enter
* /me: insufficient parameters
* CeramicDog typed /me
<pual_wall> ded
<CeramicDog> the word me, not your nick
<CeramicDog> type the following exactly as i type it minus the quotation marks ok
<CeramicDog> "/me is a chode"
* pual_wall is a chode
<shell> haha
<CeramicDog> tadaaaa
<pual_wall> =
<shell> nice.

#74    (7 up, 0 down)

<Anthony> awe some sad lookin hotties at the superbowl
<paradox> Anthony: go play the smpathy card :p
<Sifasa> they werent hot
<Sifasa> they were female/
<Sifasa> s'bout it
<Anthony> "Hey baby..I noticed your team lost the superbowl.. how about we make up for that missing score?"
<Anthony> Sifasa is such a hater.
<Sifasa> no im not
<Anthony> hater.
<Sifasa> they werent hot.
<paradox> haha Anthony that was pretty good
<paradox> :p
<Anthony> I'm sending it to hallmark
<paradox> you'd get Sifasa wit that
<Sifasa> whoa
<Sifasa> back up paradox
<Anthony> I'd get Sifasa with a cheese burger
<Sifasa> i think i might have to disagree
<Anthony> but shh h
<Sifasa> FUCK YOU
<mofo> no Sifasa, fuck you!
<Anthony> hahahaha
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<Anthony> hahahaha
<paradox> lol
* Joins: Sifasa (SOAD@bb-205-209-93-234.gwi.net)
* X sets mode: +o Sifasa
<Sifasa> =)
<Sifasa> besides
<Sifasa> i hate hamburgers
<Sifasa> make it some chicken fingers and we'll talk
<Anthony> I am seriously laughing my ass off here

#375    (7 up, 1 down)

[7:59pm] KermitsHomebrew: vect is following me
[7:59pm] Tinnitus: He's a heat seeking missile.
[8:00pm] Vect: yep
[8:01pm] Vect: and your hotttt
[8:01pm] Vect: <- grossed himself out
[8:01pm] Tinnitus: Oh my.