AbleNET Quotables Best Quotes from AbleNET IRC Network http://www.ablenet.org/aq Quote #896 <Anthony> Richard Gere... another vehicle for hamsters.
<Amanda> ok.. that was funny
<Anthony> First Gere... Second Gear. ]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/896 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/896 Quote #895 <+mofo> somebody said kentucky is famous for its jelly
<+navs> ah
<+navs> makes sense
<+navs> mofo is getting extremely relevant
<+mofo> no idea]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/895 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/895 Quote #894 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/894 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/894 Quote #889 <mofo> a little birdie told me that love is some kind of "disease"
<@vod_kanockers> :o
<@vod_kanockers> see what happens when you leave mofo alone with gelo
<@vod_kanockers> mofo who said love
<mofo> vod_kanockers: I heard about 'love' from gelo on Sun Apr 5 06:30:21 EDT 2009
<@vod_kanockers> hah wow]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/889 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/889 Quote #887 <+ydorg> doh
<+ydorg> fail
<+ydorg> mofo when was the last orgasm you had?
<mofo> no idea, ydorg
<+ydorg> mofo that long ago eh
<mofo> I have no idea what you are talking about, ydorg
<@Xyon> mofo orgasm
<mofo> come again?]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/887 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/887 Quote #885 <+mofo> acid_rain: I forgot about list
<Generic> mofo doesn't have ops :p
<+mofo> beats me, Generic
<@acid_rain> mofo, !list is <reply> .b $USER
<+mofo> ...but !list is the same as pickpocketing in St. Peter's Square....
<@acid_rain> mofo forget !list
<+mofo> acid_rain: I forgot about !list
<@acid_rain> mofo, !list is <reply> .b $USER
<+mofo> sure thing, acid_rain
*** acid_rain!fuck@acid_rain.Users.AbleNET.org sets mode +o mofo
*** X!X@Services.AbleNET.org sets mode -o mofo
<@acid_rain> ....
<@Xyon> lol]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/885 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/885 Quote #884 <ANDRE> I NEED lot of money?]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/884 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/884 Quote #883 <Mike> BRING THE TROOPS HOME
<Mike> BRING THE TROOPS HOME
<brian> we come home all the time
<brian> fool]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/883 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/883 Quote #882 <boo-urns> jealous?
<Tinnitus> Those Euro weenies sure are funny.
<Anthony> come again?
<boo-urns> not for an hour
<Tinnitus> Slow refraction time.
<Anthony> this is a sticky conversation. :/ ]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/882 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/882 Quote #880 <Andrea> ok let's do it quicky
<Andrea> you kidding right?]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/880 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/880 Quote #878 [03:26:13] <@Kerm> way too long
[03:26:17] <@Kerm> i thought id like it]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/878 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/878 Quote #877 <ANDRE> HAHAHA
<Tinnitus> Hahahahahaha! Nice grody.
<ANDRE> IM DONE THANKS GRODY
<Tinnitus> Was it good for you too?]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/877 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/877 Quote #876 <X> ANDRE: Pong!
<ANDRE> wow he was quiet !
<grody> erection issues?
<grody> erm, connection*
<ANDRE> you tell me
* grody fondles ANDRE's crotch
<ANDRE> :)
<grody> you seem to be missing something
<grody> did you castrate yourself?
<grody> or do i just need a microscope?
<ANDRE> BAH I DONT UNDERSTAND
<grody> i do.. but that's because im a lazy bastard and lie in bed all day
<ANDRE> I M A WOMAN!
<grody> ok, that might explain why i got erect then
<ANDRE> NICE!
<ANDRE> HAH
<grody> this is now where you tell me you're jailbait
<ANDRE> AM I WHAT?
<grody> non legal tender
<grody> perpetual probation pussy
<grody> a nonces nicety
<ANDRE> nevermind cyber with you is too hard :p]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/876 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/876 Quote #875 <X> [gelo] "Mr. Jenkins, our umbrella seems to be broken, is there any pentagram on it ?"
* Tinnitus draws a pentagram on gelo's umbrella.
<Tinnitus> Don't step outside the circle!
<gelo> i have always been outside the circle
<gelo> they were just imitating the inner adherence
<gelo> they USED your belief in the circle
<Tinnitus> Circle jerk?
<gelo> Tinnitus, exactly
<gelo> i was always OUT!
<Tinnitus> And you wanted in?
<gelo> well it depends
<gelo> on what IT could offer me
<Tinnitus> Depends on who is in the circle jerk?
<gelo> not who, but what possibilites it could bring
<Tinnitus> No doubt.
<gelo> to me :)]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/875 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/875 Quote #874 [17:42:12] <annibal> ciao a tutti
[17:42:25] <Xyon> Italian! Woo!
[17:42:41] <@Tinnitus> No list.
[17:42:44] <annibal> si
[17:43:19] * Xyon hides his wallet
[17:43:43] <@Tinnitus> Arrgh! This be a pirate free zone.
[17:43:49] <Xyon> Yarr
[17:44:10] * Xyon dons the eyepatch and the funny hat and walks into a cannonball.
[17:44:59] * @Tinnitus tosses Xyon overboard. Bad career move, landlubber!
[17:45:12] * ydorg hides the rum
[17:45:18] * Xyon sinks or swims right back to the ship
[17:45:50] <@Tinnitus> I'll bet "hiding" the rum has something to do with your insides.
[17:46:01] * Xyon flogs Tinn
[17:46:16] <ydorg> i doubt my "insides" be that flexible ;P
[17:46:17] * @Tinnitus keelhauls Xyon.
[17:46:36] * Xyon runs Tinn through with a scimitar
[17:46:45] <Xyon> Yarr.
[17:46:49] *** annibal has left #ablenet
[17:46:59] * @Tinnitus stumbles and hangs Xyon from the yardarm.
[17:47:12] * Xyon dangles Tinn from the mizzenmast.
[17:48:31] * @Tinnitus lashes Xyon to the bowsprit.
[17:48:51] * Xyon feeds Tinn some poisoned Crow's Nest soup
[17:50:18] <Xyon> Stick im in the brig, boss.
[17:50:22] * @Tinnitus makes Xyon imbibe bilge water. And feeds him a bilge rat or 3.
[17:51:17] * Xyon gives Tinn the lesser of two weevils.
[17:51:19] * @Tinnitus lets the cabin boy ravage Xyon's aft cabin.
[17:51:31] <@Tinnitus> LOL!
[17:51:43] <@Tinnitus> Boll please.
[17:52:00] <Xyon> Heh.
[17:52:13] <@Tinnitus> Enough frivolity. I've work to do.
[17:52:28] <Xyon> Me too.
[17:52:45] <@Tinnitus> Later.
[17:52:51] * Xyon hoists sail and loads Tinn into the larboard battery.
[17:52:59] <Xyon> Fire!
[17:53:08] <@Tinnitus> Avast!
[17:53:18] <Xyon> Yarr.
[17:53:36] <ydorg> feeds Xyon's wooden leg to the termites
[17:53:39] * @Tinnitus points his cutlass as he sallies forth on a trajectory.
[17:54:05] * Xyon watches as Tinn sails into a French Clipper.
[17:54:35] <@Tinnitus> Ya scurvy dog! Not the Frenchies!
[17:54:44] <Xyon> Thar be booty thar.
[17:55:05] <@Tinnitus> It be well used mate.
[17:55:21] * Xyon hoists the Rolly Joger and sets a pursuit course.
[17:56:27] * @Tinnitus note the French fly the national flag, i.e. white.
[17:56:32] <@Tinnitus> *notes
[17:56:53] <Xyon> Yarr! They be surrenderin to yarr! Arr! Yarr!
[17:57:14] * Xyon has a seizure of yarrs and twitching.
[17:58:08] * @Tinnitus notes the resemblance to Keith Richards.]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/874 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/874 Quote #873 [01:02:28] <@Tinnitus> After all, gov't and business don't pay lawsuits, you do.
[01:02:34] <Andrea> it doesnt fit me perfect yet
[01:02:44] <@Tinnitus> What does an awesome jacket look like?
[01:02:45] <Andrea> but it was so cheap and it's such a classic
[01:02:46] <Xyon> lol
[01:02:57] <Andrea> heheh
[01:03:08] <Andrea> it's a classic you probably would like it Tinnitus
[01:03:13] <@Tinnitus> Does it say "Awesome!" on the back?
[01:03:35] <Xyon> In flashing LEDs?
[01:03:49] <@Tinnitus> In 3 colors.
[01:03:58] <Xyon> On a random pattern.
[01:04:12] <@Tinnitus> Rotating to sequential.
[01:04:38] <Xyon> And sound effects.
[01:04:59] <@Tinnitus> Yes. Asian car alarm preferred.
[01:05:24] <@Tinnitus> As I recall, you have good taste in clothing Andrea.]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/873 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/873 Quote #872 <@Blaxis> that would be so disrespectfull
<@Tinnitus> You don't like to share?
<@Blaxis> i share at the bottom :)
<@Tinnitus> That works too.]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/872 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/872 Quote #871 <BlueDemon> don't go so hard~]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/871 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/871 Quote #870 <Anthony> eat a dick
<eros289> eat my dick
<Anthony> if you had one
<Anthony> maybe
<eros289> BUEGHEGHEGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<eros289> SHUTTA FUCKA
<Anthony> sensitive subject?
<eros289> AND GETTA FUCKA OF THE CHANEL
<Anthony> I understand
<Anthony> it's MY channel
<eros289> NOBODY LIKES YOU HERE
<Anthony> that might be true
<Anthony> but it's still MY channel
<eros289> YEAH IN YOUR LIMITED IMAGINATIORITY
<Anthony> if you're going to insult me in my language...
<Anthony> Do me a favor?
<Anthony> at least get a better grasp of it
<eros289> WHAT?
<Anthony> exactly.
<eros289> LEARN BETTER ENGLISH
<eros289> DONT GIVE UP
<Anthony> Exactly. ]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/870 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/870 Quote #869 <@Tinnitus> Every woman's secret weapon.
<Xyon_Away> They're not that secret, really.
<@Tinnitus> Agreed, they're usually on display as a reminder. What's secret is the subtle method of timing for maximum effect.
<Xyon_Away> Quite how they do that so perfectly, us mere men can only guess.
<@Tinnitus> It's akin to the redirection a magician uses while he's pwning you.
<Xyon_Away> "Look, a squirrel!"
<@Tinnitus> Where!
* Xyon_Away pwns Tinnitus
<@Tinnitus> Man! I hate that.]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/869 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/869 Quote #867 @Tinnitus: Well, folks learn in different fashions depending on sense preference. Combinations of various sensory inputs are likely to increase retention.
Xyon: Wait, are you giving me presentation ideas or sex tips here?
@Tinnitus: Yes.]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/867 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/867 Quote #866 Mike: cool
Commander: that doesn't mean you can have sex with them, Mike]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/866 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/866 Quote #865 Commander: thx
Commander: my butt especially
Commander: it's so firm and shapely
Tinnitus: And popular.
Sifasa: heh]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/865 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/865 Quote #864 sparkles: is there anything so sublime?
Tinnitus: What? You're not being paid a retention bonus?]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/864 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/864 Quote #861 Mike: Dante I'm sorry i did not get back to you! I just met my neighbors and we ended up talking the whole afternoon. Sorry about that. I'll be happy to show you around soon. Just let me now when you're here.
Mike: hehe
Mike: creepy
Mike: im getting sucked in
Tinnitus: People blow you off even in Second Life?
Tinnitus: That's harsh Mike.
acid_rain: even when you get a second chance you still suck
acid_rain: :-)]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/861 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/861 Quote #857 Vect: whoa
Vect: you want someone to suck it AND get on all fours?
Mike: lol
Mike: sorry im cracking up laughing over here
Tinnitus: Noted. But destruction doesn't keep anything alive. It just leaves wreckage in it's wake.
Mike: im just joking
Anthony: whoa whoa whoa
Anthony: You want KERM to get on all fours?
Mike: hahhaaha]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/857 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/857 Quote #855 Mike: HEAD LIKE A HOLE
Mike: AND WHEN I SUCK YOU OFF NOT A DROP WILL GO TO WASTE!!!]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/855 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/855 Quote #853 <acid_rain> ;p;
<Mike> There isn't a virus in the world that can take down Windows 7 Public Beta 1 64-bit.]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/853 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/853 Quote #851 <gelo> but they didnt like my ice-creams either :(
<gelo> it could have been so sweeeeet :(]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/851 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/851 Quote #850 Anthony: Brain Code: IF Mike THEN zone out
Mike: haha
Mike: IF Anthony THEN alt-tab youporn.com
Anthony: I make you think of porn?
Anthony: how much dick ARE you looking at?
Mike: it puts me in the zone
Perrin: uhh
Perrin: tango mike india
Mike: j/k]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/850 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/850