AbleNET Quotables Best Quotes from AbleNET IRC Network http://www.ablenet.org/aq Quote #839 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/839 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/839 Quote #838 <Anthony> I'm off to bed
<Anthony> enjoy your evenings
<Anderson> later
<DK745> what's that? you're off to watch matlock?
<Anderson> what's wrong with that?]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/838 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/838 Quote #836 <Br26> !@!@!
<Anderson> good song
<DK745> biar only likes it because it's from the 80s and it's a song he actually knows
<Br26> really dk
<Br26> gee golly
<Br26> no one could have guessed that]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/836 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/836 Quote #835 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/835 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/835 Quote #834 * Feenix is so cool!
]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/834 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/834 Quote #833 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/833 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/833 Quote #832 <Kerm> sparkles you are often really strange
<sparkles> you've never seen me "really strange"
<Anthony> I've never seen you, period.
<sparkles> i'm a dude, not a chick
<Sif> he didnt say your]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/832 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/832 Quote #829 <+mofo> come again?]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/829 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/829 Quote #828 <Anthony> CYA Mike
<Anthony> CYA!!!
<Anthony> See Ya and Cover Your Ass! ]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/828 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/828 Quote #827 <@acid_rain> time to read
<@acid_rain> .8ball should i?
<@X> acid_rain: Could be, could be.
<@acid_rain> .8ball should i read?
<@X> acid_rain: I have no idea.
<@acid_rain> you are just as worthless as mofo
<+mofo> ...but mofo was better than you...
<@acid_rain> you so fucking suck mofo]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/827 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/827 Quote #826 <Anthony> what leads you to the belief that her husband fucked up foreign policy?
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<Anthony> oh sure
<Anthony> ping out instead of answering the question
<Anthony> "oh fuck... let me pull the plug!" ]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/826 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/826 Quote #823 <Lt_General_Anderson> that i'm doing
<Lt_General_Anderson> how is that gay?
<Anthony> you have a beard?
<Lt_General_Anderson> i have a not so shaven want to be beard
<Mr_220> hahaha
<Mr_220> no man
<Mr_220> a "beard"
<Anthony> what did you say anderson?
<Anthony> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beard
<Anthony> just so we're all clear when this goes on AQ]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/823 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/823 Quote #822 <Anthony> I'm not worried about a running list of users on a /who
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<Anthony> make that 4
<Anthony> we only have 4 users
<wolf> 3, you were counting mofo
<mofo> okay, wolf]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/822 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/822 Quote #821 <gelo> not exactly but close
<gelo> if you outsmart computers...
<gelo> its like our 8 dat is broken
<gelo> and cannot be fixed
<gelo> unless they kill all humans and machines
<gelo> to leave the field empty
<gelo> and the Cure useless!
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<gelo> Making ppl believe that a Cure was a Virus was the most
sophisticated Art of Devil
<gelo> and His hidden secretary: Satan
<WAHYU> what is satan ?
<gelo> a tool of Devil
<WAHYU> sorry I don't now Devil ( my indonesian "SUNDEL BOLONG")
<gelo> :o
<gelo> Satan didnt like bar bar a
<gelo> Satan was based jewish
<gelo> was always smarter than Jesus
<gelo> by "xoring" the computer algorithm facts
<gelo> if the inner box DNA sequence was 01100110
<gelo> Satan put 10011001
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<gelo> and all this because Satan's goal was to prove that Jesus was in
Love while he created the Universe
<gelo> while the inception or initiation of Cosmos was a very rational
and reasonable action!
<gelo> :)
<gelo> unfortunately whole World believed Satan and fought for Love
that didnt exist
<gelo> the Power of Love is unstoppable
<gelo> thats why Devil didnt have to do much
<gelo> just after all man kind was BLIND
<gelo> and his Unbreakable Army
<gelo> there was NO POWER that could stop Him
<gelo> except a CURE for the Virus he gave birth to
<gelo> so the only way to become Invulnerable or a possibility of a
Cure FOUND!
<gelo> he Told Satan to make a Cure the Target, the VIRUS! and all man
kind YET AGAIN believed!
<gelo> it was very easy to fool ppl because the CURE was associated
with SEX
<gelo> that a Satan was MASTER OF
<gelo> to stop the possibility of a cure to be found, he made whole
World in Love
<gelo> and tell them to Love
<gelo> while the Cure was to STOP a FAKE LOVE and have a good clumsy
chunky FUCK!
<gelo> have a good damn fuck!
<gelo> not being in Love but REASONABLY!
<acid_rain> borat
<acid_rain> how are you today
<gelo> hehehe
<gelo> im fine thanx
<gelo> :)]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/821 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/821 Quote #820 -!- steve is now known as meredith
<mofo> Finally had that surgery, steve?]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/820 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/820 Quote #819 <+Mike> they false advertise all the time
<@Anthony> my 47 inch HDTV
<@Anthony> kthx
<@wolf> 1080p
<@Anthony> 1080p/i of awesomefuckyouallness
<@Anthony> <3 my tv ]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/819 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/819 Quote #818 DK745: hahahhahahahahahaha
Kerm: haha
Kerm: haha
[o: lol
Kerm: hahaha]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/818 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/818 Quote #817 DK745: for senior citizen discounts?
Wosheh: haha
Commander: hahaha
Commander: zing!]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/817 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/817 Quote #816 <shell> he is like 28374565 years old and still hot
<shell> maybe it's just me
<shell> you playx a fabulous dracula once and i love you forever
<Kerm> dont worry shell we know you mean gary glitter]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/816 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/816 Quote #814 <batman400> hi
<batman400> i need help
<DK745> with what?
<batman400> how I can download the list to get into the chat room
<batman400> the list that give from a to z
<DK745> ./list
<DK745> ?
<batman400> ./list
<batman400> but where
<DK745> without the .
<batman400> oh I am looking for gaymexico that what I am looking for
<batman400> or anything else that start with gay
<DK745> well is there any on the list?
<batman400> no
<DK745> then there are none
<batman400> so it have to be something with the word gay on the list
<batman400> ok thank you very much I appreciate your help
<batman400> sorry to bother you I appreciate that
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<DK745> ...
<hud> that guy was so gay
<DK745> really? what made you think that?
<hud> just his attitude
<hud> heh
<Anthony> man.... someone who actually WANTED gay porn for once... how do you prank that?
<acid_rain> give em straight porn
<Anthony> you'd think so...
<acid_rain> maybe]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/814 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/814 Quote #813 ]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/813 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/813 Quote #812 Tinnitus: Hahahahahahaha!
DK745: ...
Mike: Clinton just banged some intern he thought was hot, who cares
DK745: are you kidding me
sparkles: Nixon just broke into an office building
DK745: you can't actually be serious...
Mike: i am the most serious ive ever been
DK745: hahaha
Mike: go to google and type in Reagan + crack cocaine
DK745: why not just provide us with a link
Tinnitus: And there you have it. A serious Mike. It speaks for itself.
sparkles: go to google and type in "clinton aids conspiracy"
Mike: http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB2/nsaebb2.htm
Tinnitus: Results 1 - 10 of about 481,000 for mike + cocaine. (0.22 seconds) Results 1 - 10 of about 76,800 for Reagan + crack cocaine. (0.18 seconds)
Tinnitus: You lose Mike.]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/812 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/812 Quote #811 Mike: hahaha'
Sifasa: well at least we know you werent adopted, mike
meredith: lololol
Tinnitus: Ha! Nice one Sif.
Sifasa: heh
Anthony: haha nice]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/811 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/811 Quote #810 <Kerm> as opposed to mike
<Kerm> who is just homosexual]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/810 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/810 Quote #809 <Anthony> with dicks
<Mike> that has nothing to do with it]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/809 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/809 Quote #808 Mike: I was kicked out of the party I was at
Anthony: Gross.
Mike: I spent 2 hrs in the cold trying to call a cab, it never came, so I had to actually GET A RIDE from some person I didnt even know
acid_rain: those people were trying to tell you something
Anthony: Mike got owned? Some friends.
Mike: yeah half my myspace is about to be deleted
Anthony: Why did they kick you out? You seem to get booted from a lot of places lately.
Mike: Cause I threw up in the bathroom
Anthony: Lol!]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/808 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/808 Quote #807 Tinnitus: Everything.]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/807 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/807 Quote #804 <Mike> I need a dream interpetation
<Anthony> whatever it is... it means you're gay.
<Anthony> sorry.
<Anthony> get used to a life of loving dick.
<Mike> hahaha
<Mike> fuck you
<Anthony> see?!?!]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/804 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/804 Quote #803 Tinnitus: I'll bet you have Mike.
Mike: its pretty boring
Tinnitus: Well, it is you on one end.]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/803 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/803 Quote #802 < [CS]Archive_Asher> aww big group hug
<+DK745> and have sword duels
< [CS]Archive_Asher> I love sword duels
<@Anthony> DK wants to cross swords with someone.
< [CS]Archive_Asher> I do too
<@Anthony> asher volunteers.
< [CS]Archive_Asher> I miss it
< [CS]Archive_Asher> I would win
<@Tinnitus> They do that in West Hollywood. ]]> http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/802 http://www.ablenet.org/aq_quote/802