AbleNET IRC Forums

G-lined ???

by portamus (17w ago)
I can't seem to connect to irc.ablenet.org at all. It's been working like a charm for over a week, now suddenly I can't log on, no matter what I try. It keep saying : "Closing connection......(G-lined)" What's up with that ? Thanks in advance ! - Portamus

All about Wosheh

by Anthony (20w ago)
Roshie is the February User of the Month! Let's all talk about how awesome she is and stuff!

I want you all to know...

by Wosheh (23w ago)
You're all shit because noone ever posts. I still love you though.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANTHONY!!!!!!!!!!!

by stfu (28w ago)
It's his birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here are your presents, Anthony: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bug report fixed

by Riddick (30w ago)

Bug report

by Riddick (30w ago)
There's a bug with the Latest Forum Posts. The text exceeds the side of the box if you create a long word or entry that runs on.

Did anybody read the Mitchell Report?

by Anthony (31w ago)
Did anybody read the Mitchell Report? What did you think? Did you blog about it at all? I thought it was almost as big a waste of time as the "Independent Investigation" by Kenneth Starr.

A Christmas Poem (not for children)

by Wosheh (33w ago)
'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached

Best Movies of 2007?

by Anthony (21w ago)
What were your favorite movies this year? What did you like about them? Why?

You Always Hurt the Ones You Love

by Anthony (33w ago)
Anyone ever experience this to be true? Being the person doing the hurting or the person being hurt? Any stories that you wish to share? Does it seem that the ones who love you are the cruelest ones of all? Or that you are cruel to the ones you love more than you are to anyone else? Tell us

password protecting my channel

by CanadianTire (33w ago)
Just woundering how I would go about password protecting my channel so i don't have random people showing up on it. For the record, I don't have a channel registered yet, but i know how to (having done it before with a different server, and reading the info on this site).

A question

by stfu (30w ago)
AbleNET Browser Based Game, fun or not? Should I bother? I have some ideas, but not quite sure it is worth it So.. let me know what ya think

Big Balls

by stfu (37w ago)
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him. Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied,

Whatta hell is written up there???

by Riddick (30w ago)
Since the new version of this site I was wondering: whatta hell is written in Ablenet banner? Up, on this page, where is the green place with the lil kid there and the houses, is a asiatic text... WHAT it says???

Who are your favorite chatters in #AbleNET?

by Anthony (38w ago)
So I was wondering... Who do YOU enjoy speaking with the most in #AbleNET?

When will the damn site will work properly???

by Riddick (38w ago)
Well, I am trying to upload a damn pic (100x100x9000) as it says there, but I'll be damn if it works... Right now I am "picless". God Damn It guyz... do something...

linking

by speedy (39w ago)
what is the needing to link a server on ablenet.org ?

help me please

by Plex (79w ago)
hi all can anyone help me out just signed up today nice forum by the way i need some advice until recenley i be able to connect to #stfu but now im unable too i haven't be ban nor have i be bad in anway but when i try and /join #stfu all i get is (need correct key)

what brings me back to your neck of the woods?

by tv_3 (41w ago)
Today on the irc channel,i was asked this question. what brings me back to your neck of the woods? and after further thought and a little harassment by gelo. i must say i like one change..the look and feel of the web site.. good job stfu get rid of the peon..... just thought i would stop in see how

How to not annoy people

by Mike (37w ago)
If you don't know someone dont PM them asking for their information, its just plain annoying.

Canada vs USA

by Riddick (37w ago)
Radio conversation on the ocean. This is an transcription of a radio conversation between a USA ship and Canadian Coast authorities from Newfoundland in octombre 1995: - americans: Please change your direction with 15 degrees to north for avoiding the collision - canadians: We recommend that you change your direction with 15 degrees so we avoid the collision -

S.H.I.T.

by kelly (105w ago)
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T) . We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T

^_^

by kelly (113w ago)
Hitler is passing through the woods, suddenely, he saw a jewess boy , and askd him : Hitler : How old are u. Boy : im nine , and soon i will be ten. Hitler : no u wont.

Controlling the X-bot

by Jekyll (113w ago)
I have seen that you can make the bot do what you wish it to.. how do I get that control? I already know I have to sign in with /msg authserv auth but what do I do after that? Also, how do I make the X bot ghost and unghost so it won't seem like it's hovering there?

SHOCKING TELEGRAMS

by girly (117w ago)
SHOCKING TELEGRAMS TELEGRAM #1 A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED." ********************************************************************* TELEGRAM #2 A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here." The message

How Do I Connect to IRC Room?

by isabella (119w ago)
Help!

Just Jokes

by girly (117w ago)
Wife : Honey ..... What are You Looking for? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? You have been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour.?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the

Type of Woman

by girly (126w ago)
AMERICAN WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea. JAPANESE WOMEN First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all.

If your name's not down?

by girly (127w ago)
A Man United fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Man United shirt. Arriving at the top of the ethereal staircase, he knocks on the pearly gates – and out walks St Peter in a City scarf. 'I'm sorry, mate,' says St Peter, 'No Man United fans in Heaven.' 'What?' exclaims the man, astonished. 'You

How shell we call stfu?

by Riddick (125w ago)
Riddick: - Hey, Shut The Fuck Up!!! wolf: - Who?...me?? Riddick: - No...you...Shut The Fuck Up!!! stfu: - Me?? Riddick: - Yeah! You, Shut The Fuck Up! stfu: - wtf dude? Do you know who am I ??? Riddick: -...yeah...Shut The Fuck Up... stfu: - ...dick... Riddick: - what??-" stfu: